Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 260

  • thelzdking 20 Nov 2019 18:14:22 10,015 posts
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    Also, according to the radio, he's stepping back from Royal duties for the foreseeable future.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 18:21:25 9,489 posts
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    He's going to concentrate on his noncing career
  • nickthegun 20 Nov 2019 18:45:49 81,347 posts
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    I can’t wait for this episode of The Crowm
  • mothercruncher 20 Nov 2019 18:47:25 17,621 posts
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    He’s stepping back- sure he is. No, people, companies and organisations associated with him are fucking pushing his nonce arse back.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Nov 2019 18:50:11 24,360 posts
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    Hopefully they cover the Epstein years in the style of a Robin Askwith film.
  • nickthegun 20 Nov 2019 19:21:48 81,347 posts
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    And his visit to Pedo Island is soundtracked to the Benny Hill theme tune, with “the staff” running in and out of doors while he stands there like a gormless cunt, oblivious to the whole thing.
  • Nemesis 20 Nov 2019 21:13:24 19,699 posts
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  • X201 21 Nov 2019 11:03:00 20,570 posts
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    Thread title change, again:rolleyes:

    Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences and politicians)

    Alex Salmond accused of sexual assaults on 10 women

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-50486713
  • chopsen 21 Nov 2019 11:39:55 20,922 posts
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    There really is fuck all chance of him having a fair trial. With that kind of reporting in the public domain specifically identifying him it'd be bad enough. With him being such a divisive public figure as well compounds that. He's fucked.

    Edited by chopsen at 11:40:14 21-11-2019
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 21 Nov 2019 14:44:23 13,284 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Also, according to the radio, he's stepping back from Royal duties for the foreseeable future.
    He's basically been sacked by his mum for being a suspected sexpest.

    What a conversation to have.
  • nickthegun 21 Nov 2019 14:56:53 81,347 posts
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    Not only by his mum, but Charles, too. They, apparently, saw him staying on deck as being detrimental to the whole scam, so they ‘retired’ him.

    Christmas at the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas is going to be amazing.
  • Load_2.0 21 Nov 2019 15:14:59 31,380 posts
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    Politically I liked Salmond.

    It's hard not to assume guilt with that volume and the nature of some of those charges.

    It's definitely the end of his career guilty or not.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 21 Nov 2019 15:39:40 24,360 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Not only by his mum, but Charles, too. They, apparently, saw him staying on deck as being detrimental to the whole scam, so they ‘retired’ him.

    Christmas at the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas is going to be amazing.
    Dunno why but "the whole scam" really made me laugh.

    "For fucks sake Andrew, you're going to fuck this up. I'm not sure how long we're going to get away with these idiots paying for all this shit, but it's going to be immeasurably shorter if we go around SHAGGING FUCKING KIDS!"
  • nickthegun 21 Nov 2019 15:52:55 81,347 posts
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    I genuinely think that will have been screamed almost verbatim at him
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 21 Nov 2019 16:15:39 24,360 posts
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  • Deleted user 21 November 2019 16:20:00
    Sadly, 'taken off duties' is about as harsh a punishment he's ever likely to get.

    Can't be sacked as never hired in the first place, simply shat into life as a wealthy, powerful man by pure luck.

    Won't be prosecuted as nobody would dare.

    So he basically gets early retirement. Bet he doesn't give two shits. Probably ordering himself a nice Pizza Express and smashing one out to some BARELY LEGAL in a publicly funded mansion as we speak.
  • nickthegun 21 Nov 2019 17:37:22 81,347 posts
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    He can, sort of. They can take him off the dole list and take away his 250k pocket money.
  • nickthegun 21 Nov 2019 17:38:10 81,347 posts
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    Then they can send him to the Waldorf Astoria to put on some proper attire and to be bathed thoroughly.
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Nov 2019 18:50:46 9,489 posts
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    Apparently, the security codeword for Randy Andy was 'cunt' (not joking)
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Nov 2019 18:51:12 9,489 posts
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    As in HIS (well, Palace) security team
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 23 Nov 2019 07:45:15 13,284 posts
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    A PR "expert" is giving an interview on the breakfast news now where he's comparing the Prince Andrew interview to the "Royal family's Chernobyl disaster"

    He mustn't have many clients with skills like that
  • neilka 7 Dec 2019 00:22:15 23,273 posts
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    Jury rules it legally and morally fine to call someone a paedophile on the internet
  • Lukus 7 Dec 2019 01:05:42 23,120 posts
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    Presumably because jury looked at him and thought, yeah he does look like a pedo guy
  • Lukus 7 Dec 2019 01:06:32 23,120 posts
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    Also, £145 million in damages? That's clearly insane.
  • Lukus 7 Dec 2019 01:06:51 23,120 posts
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    Pedo guy got greedy
  • Your-Mother 7 Dec 2019 01:13:43 4,077 posts
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    Think how many child brides he could have bought with that payout though
  • Psychotext 7 Dec 2019 01:15:27 66,624 posts
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    You're all clearly pedo guys though. So I mean, you would side with the poor person.
  • Lukus 7 Dec 2019 01:20:22 23,120 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Think how many child brides he could have bought with that payout though
    He was thinking with his pedo dick
  • Mola_Ram 7 Dec 2019 04:07:15 23,529 posts
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    The explanation I read, was that the jury determined a reasonable person could not definitively say his tweet was directed specifically at that guy, because it didn't mention the diver by name.

    Though him not being able to prove millions and millions of dollars worth of damages, probably did not help either.
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Dec 2019 06:20:02 9,489 posts
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    On one side you've got Elon Musk, a billionaire who pretends he's a good person but is an absolute thundercunt, who makes loosely screwed together cars with money made from the most successful internet scam who 'invented' a useless Stingray-like PR machine to profiteer from a tragedy unfolding before a horrified world press.

    And on the other, a guy who rescued a load of kids and stopped the tragedy, whom Musk publicly shamed for telling the truth about him.

    I think we can all agree here justice was done
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