Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 264

  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 3 Jul 2020 13:52:32 8,991 posts
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    Nah, the other one was angrier, this one's weirder.
  • JamboWayOh 3 Jul 2020 13:53:30 19,988 posts
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    Tbf they're both fucking weird.
  • Mr_Sleep 3 Jul 2020 15:43:44 23,445 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    @Mr_Sleep It's pretty normal to not arrest someone until enough evidence is seemingly available to charge them isn't it?
    That is certainly the most logical explanation and on reflection my comment was pretty disingenuous.

    I have been following the Epstein case and the money and the very likely involvement of intelligence agencies and I just went with some half baked thought.

    Saying all that, the tone of the FBI comments was mega weird and unless it is covid related it seems like an inordinate amount of time to be gathering evidence.

    /adjusts hat
  • challenge_hanukkah 3 Jul 2020 16:23:31 12,840 posts
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    @Jono62

    Is it the boring dvd review guy?
  • Jono62 3 Jul 2020 18:58:16 25,350 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah

    I think so. 2dividedby0.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 3 Jul 2020 19:34:06 25,597 posts
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    Which incidentally is the sum to work out his IQ.
  • Mola_Ram 4 Jul 2020 03:24:10 23,982 posts
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    ...infinity IQ?
  • thelzdking 4 Jul 2020 03:31:29 10,107 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    ...infinity IQ?
    Make him a mod.
  • Mola_Ram 4 Jul 2020 03:33:01 23,982 posts
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    Or US president
  • Munster 4 Jul 2020 05:52:44 75 posts
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    Divide by 0 is undefined, not infinity, and if it was infinity it could be positive or negative.



    Just saying....
  • Mola_Ram 4 Jul 2020 05:55:46 23,982 posts
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    Get a load of the NERD everybody.

    (thank you for the correction, I stopped doing maths a long time ago)
  • mothercruncher 4 Jul 2020 08:13:52 17,831 posts
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    Save some maths clunge for the rest of us Munster.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 4 Jul 2020 08:19:52 25,597 posts
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    Yeah I read that undefined stuff and I'm a sure so called mathematicians with their fancy college education think they know more about this stuff than me but I can safely say that it's bollocks.

    If you've got 2 apples and divide them by zero people you still have 2 apples. the answer is two. Take that boffins.
  • Mola_Ram 4 Jul 2020 08:23:26 23,982 posts
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    Well, that's me convinced.
  • ZuluHero 4 Jul 2020 08:29:59 8,926 posts
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    Well how do you like them apples.
  • JamboWayOh 4 Jul 2020 08:32:37 19,988 posts
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    Hang on, are apples paedophiles? Is this apple thread?
  • barchetta 4 Jul 2020 09:30:00 2,520 posts
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    Well, there are accusations by an American woman of some royal putting something in cider.
  • JamboWayOh 4 Jul 2020 11:56:32 19,988 posts
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    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jul/04/ghislaine-maxwell-will-not-say-anything-about-prince-andrew-says-friend

    Well that's nice....it must really comfort those girls he allegedly raped.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 12:01:26 04-07-2020
  • Load_2.0 4 Jul 2020 12:12:37 31,885 posts
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    She's gonna drop the shit on everyone.

    Get shanked in prison for being a paedo mate or get a poison dart in the neck from a Beefeater hiding in a tree.

    That's her future options. Best to give up everyone and hope the feds can keep you safe.
  • Trowel 4 Jul 2020 12:36:10 23,486 posts
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    Andy's default "no recollection" defence taking a battering this morning with a photo of Ghislaine Maxwell and Kevin Spacey literally in the seats of power

    https://twitter.com/RoyaNikkhah/status/1279375429934157824
  • ZuluHero 4 Jul 2020 13:05:25 8,926 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    ... or get a poison dart in the neck from a Beefeater hiding in a tree.
    They might even take Jack the Ripper out of the freezer for this one.
  • JamboWayOh 4 Jul 2020 13:14:26 19,988 posts
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    Prince Philip?
  • Your-Mother 4 Jul 2020 16:54:04 4,472 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Yeah I read that undefined stuff and I'm a sure so called mathematicians with their fancy college education think they know more about this stuff than me but I can safely say that it's bollocks.

    If you've got 2 apples and divide them by zero people you still have 2 apples. the answer is two. Take that boffins.
    But you have the apples, sir, so you have divided by one.

    Check and mate. Yahtzee. Thatís numberwang.
  • Lukus 4 Jul 2020 17:16:40 23,332 posts
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    If there are two apples in a forest but no one is there to eat them, is Prince Andrew still a paedophile?
  • ZuluHero 4 Jul 2020 17:26:04 8,926 posts
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    I dunno... Is Apple the name of a 15 year old girl?
  • anephric 4 Jul 2020 18:18:47 4,186 posts
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    My name is Prince Andrew
    And I am noncey
    When it comes to nonce
    I am a junkie.
    I did not come
    To funk around.
    Til I get your daughter
    I'll be in Epstein's well-appointed New York townhouse supporting him in this difficult time.

    Workin' up a non-sweat!
  • Jono62 7 Jul 2020 13:08:59 25,350 posts
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    Ex-Labour MP faces jail after admitting child abuse image offence

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jul/07/ex-labour-mp-eric-joyce-faces-jail-after-admitting-child-abuse-image-offence?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Quick_Share
  • Jono62 7 Jul 2020 13:11:13 25,350 posts
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    https://amp.reddit.com/r/PedoGate/comments/hksqv3/is_that_ghislaine_maxwell_in_this_photo_of/
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Jul 2020 13:16:36 25,597 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Yeah I read that undefined stuff and I'm a sure so called mathematicians with their fancy college education think they know more about this stuff than me but I can safely say that it's bollocks.

    If you've got 2 apples and divide them by zero people you still have 2 apples. the answer is two. Take that boffins.
    But you have the apples, sir, so you have divided by one.

    Check and mate. Yahtzee. Thatís numberwang.
    What if I'm a ghost?
  • Lukus 7 Jul 2020 20:37:06 23,332 posts
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    Ghost apples
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