Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 278

  • simpleexplodingmaybe 2 May 2021 09:27:34 19,787 posts
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    “Comedy” willy waving doesn’t feel like it would be a million miles from the Barrowbrand really
  • Mola_Ram 2 May 2021 09:39:12 26,066 posts
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    captbirdseye wrote:
    Quite a few PR Ex's as well talking about how he'd always get dick out in meetings. BBC and Davies will some of questions to ask about all this when you take into Noel Clarke, Bruno Langley and Barrowman were all in the same series together.
    He'd get his dick out in... meetings?

    Fuck my meetings are boring.
  • Dirtbox 2 May 2021 09:50:41 92,530 posts
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    Oh come on, who hasn't got their knob out and stroked it to completion while maintaining eye contact with the room?
  • askew 2 May 2021 10:09:54 24,027 posts
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    Please – I'm not some New York Times columnist
  • Rogueywon 2 May 2021 10:12:38 12,272 posts
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    It's not quite windmilling, but I bet that once the pandemic's over and we all go back to the office, there's going to be a mass-outbreak if mid-meeting farting. People will have got completely out of the habit of holding it in.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 2 May 2021 10:17:49 19,787 posts
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    We’ve had a couple of idle nose pickers and hair pluckers in Teams calls. I bet their keyboards will be a treat once we’re in the office more regularly.
  • Rum_Monkey 2 May 2021 10:23:31 3,361 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    It's not quite windmilling, but I bet that once the pandemic's over and we all go back to the office, there's going to be a mass-outbreak if mid-meeting farting. People will have got completely out of the habit of holding it in.
    I've always imagined your meetings were like this anyway

    https://images.app.goo.gl/2Tb7sgGJEHnhUZTy7
  • captbirdseye 2 May 2021 11:24:01 11,143 posts
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    Maybe also makes sense why Moffat refused to work with Barrowman.
  • Darth_Flibble 4 May 2021 17:37:43 5,532 posts
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    Noel's tweet aged well...

    https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/n2ce76/thanks_for_the_recommendation_noel/
  • CowsMakeNoise 4 May 2021 21:06:11 192 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Oh come on, who hasn't got their knob out and stroked it to completion while maintaining eye contact with the room?
    It’s why I had to resign as a vicar.

    Shit, “eye contact with the room.” Ignore me.
  • Dirtbox 12 May 2021 07:35:33 92,530 posts
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    My social skills might have atrophied beyond redemption, but I can still hit vinegar strokes while staring at a vicar's ankle peeking from his soutane in less than 15 minutes. Not awkward or anything, but there might be a couple of non-starter moments along the way.

    What the fuck am I doing with my life.
  • BreadBinLidHero 12 May 2021 07:59:58 10,751 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    My social skills might have atrophied beyond redemption, but I can still hit vinegar strokes while staring at a vicar's ankle peeking from his soutane in less than 15 minutes. Not awkward or anything, but there might be a couple of non-starter moments along the way.

    What the fuck am I doing with my life.
    Wanking over vicars' ankles by the sound of it.
  • TechnoHippy 12 May 2021 08:27:52 19,220 posts
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    #LifeGoals
  • nickthegun 12 May 2021 09:12:06 87,537 posts
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    Its pretty funny that with all the conspiracy theories surrounding Bill Gates, nobody had 'gets divorce because he spent too much time on Epsteins Pedo Island'.
  • mothercruncher 12 May 2021 13:34:49 19,425 posts
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    Missed this... Gates was a (regular?) visitor?
  • grey_matters 12 May 2021 13:52:54 5,500 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    Missed this... Gates was a (regular?) visitor?
    I don't think so, or at least that's what he claims. Weirdly, he only started meeting Epstein after it was known he was dodgy.
  • RawShark 12 May 2021 17:18:01 2,100 posts
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    A friend of mine used to work at the BBC, and mentioned John Barrowman would sometimes act inappropriately. Like just before a scene or doing a piece on camera with someone he'd lean in and whisper something graphic in the other persons ear just before the cameras went on - I assume as a practical joke.

    There was that How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria show as well, where one week he tested the contestants by passionately kissing each one without warning. I guess you can maybe get away with that if you're a card carrying gay, but I remember at least one wasn't having any of it.
  • Baihu1983 17 May 2021 16:00:35 14,326 posts
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  • Baihu1983 17 May 2021 16:01:34 14,326 posts
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    grey_matters wrote:
    mothercruncher wrote:
    Missed this... Gates was a (regular?) visitor?
    I don't think so, or at least that's what he claims. Weirdly, he only started meeting Epstein after it was known he was dodgy.
    Seems he knew him much longer than he made out. This divorce could get real messy for him

    Edited by Baihu1983 at 08:06:49 18-05-2021
  • anephric 14 Jun 2021 20:57:13 5,204 posts
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    Courtney Love has been shit-stirring again, alleging she saw members of NIN abusing 12-year-old girls, including Trent Reznor.

    Tweets deleted now, but see below:

    https://www.loudersound.com/news/courtney-love-re-opens-old-feuds-with-jack-asses-dave-grohl-and-trent-reznor
  • alt-cmd-esc 15 Jun 2021 05:42:12 713 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    grey_matters wrote:
    mothercruncher wrote:
    Missed this... Gates was a (regular?) visitor?
    I don't think so, or at least that's what he claims. Weirdly, he only started meeting Epstein after it was known he was dodgy.
    Seems he knew him much longer than he made out. This divorce could get real messy for him
    Indeed. One of the first revelations Melinda is planning on making public is that Bill is apparently (allegedly) so sex-obsessed that he even named his company after his penis!


    Micro... soft :D Geddit! Ha ha ha - I'll get my coat

    Edited by alt-cmd-esc at 05:42:29 15-06-2021
  • anephric 15 Jun 2021 19:57:17 5,204 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    Courtney Love has been shit-stirring again, alleging she saw members of NIN abusing 12-year-old girls, including Trent Reznor.

    Tweets deleted now, but see below:

    https://www.loudersound.com/news/courtney-love-re-opens-old-feuds-with-jack-asses-dave-grohl-and-trent-reznor
    Aaand Courtney's rolled back on it all. Funny that.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Jun 2021 20:00:47 24,990 posts
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    What's she said?
  • anephric 15 Jun 2021 20:26:38 5,204 posts
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    "As for [Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent] Reznor, At least? HE'S talented but still a creep. I've never seen so much systemic abuse of kids, girls as young as 12, by him and his crew, we all (the members of Hole) witnessed it. So while these two jack asses are not my #metoo's because I'm saving my 1 up (because we only get 1) they're darn close.

    "#fuckoff Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, I really hope my example of standing up to them, putting a stop to them, will prevent any other women (or men) from this soul shattering level of personal and cultural abuse in future."

    Courtney the woman who is also standing by her buddy Mazza Manson.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Jun 2021 20:31:06 24,990 posts
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    Oh dear. Has she said it's a lie now? Was unaware she was in support of Manson.
  • RGeefe 15 Jun 2021 20:36:08 2,356 posts
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    Courtney Love has form for saying absolute shite. She once walked off stage and threw things at the crowd because someone shouted something about Foo Fighters
  • reddevil93 15 Jun 2021 20:39:47 15,992 posts
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    Anyone catch the Channel 4 report on Epstein and Maxwell tonight?
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 Jun 2021 20:46:46 19,787 posts
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    RGeefe wrote:
    Courtney Love has form for saying absolute shite. She once walked off stage and threw things at the crowd because someone shouted something about Foo Fighters
    I suppose you can understand why she’d be bitter
  • anephric 15 Jun 2021 20:57:15 5,204 posts
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    She accused Dave Grohl of trying to groom her daughter as well. She's a coke-addled nutjob.
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