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  • simpleexplodingmaybe 2 May 2021 09:27:34 17,514 posts
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    “Comedy” willy waving doesn’t feel like it would be a million miles from the Barrowbrand really
  • Mola_Ram 2 May 2021 09:39:12 25,715 posts
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    captbirdseye wrote:
    Quite a few PR Ex's as well talking about how he'd always get dick out in meetings. BBC and Davies will some of questions to ask about all this when you take into Noel Clarke, Bruno Langley and Barrowman were all in the same series together.
    He'd get his dick out in... meetings?

    Fuck my meetings are boring.
  • ZuluHero 2 May 2021 09:42:42 10,150 posts
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    Windmilling would certainly spice up the endless zoom meetings.
  • Dirtbox 2 May 2021 09:50:41 92,353 posts
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    Oh come on, who hasn't got their knob out and stroked it to completion while maintaining eye contact with the room?
  • askew 2 May 2021 10:09:54 23,243 posts
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    Please – I'm not some New York Times columnist
  • Rogueywon 2 May 2021 10:12:38 11,571 posts
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    It's not quite windmilling, but I bet that once the pandemic's over and we all go back to the office, there's going to be a mass-outbreak if mid-meeting farting. People will have got completely out of the habit of holding it in.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 2 May 2021 10:17:49 17,514 posts
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    We’ve had a couple of idle nose pickers and hair pluckers in Teams calls. I bet their keyboards will be a treat once we’re in the office more regularly.
  • Rum_Monkey 2 May 2021 10:23:31 2,690 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    It's not quite windmilling, but I bet that once the pandemic's over and we all go back to the office, there's going to be a mass-outbreak if mid-meeting farting. People will have got completely out of the habit of holding it in.
    I've always imagined your meetings were like this anyway

    https://images.app.goo.gl/2Tb7sgGJEHnhUZTy7
  • captbirdseye 2 May 2021 11:24:01 10,817 posts
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    Maybe also makes sense why Moffat refused to work with Barrowman.
  • Darth_Flibble 4 May 2021 17:37:43 5,209 posts
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    Noel's tweet aged well...

    https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/n2ce76/thanks_for_the_recommendation_noel/
  • CowsMakeNoise 4 May 2021 21:06:11 170 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Oh come on, who hasn't got their knob out and stroked it to completion while maintaining eye contact with the room?
    It’s why I had to resign as a vicar.

    Shit, “eye contact with the room.” Ignore me.
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