Stuffing your bird Page 2

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  • Popzeus 27 Nov 2013 10:34:07 8,425 posts
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    Think to yourself, what would Heston do?

    Then go for either blancmange or rhinoceros tusk.
  • BeardedGamerUK 27 Nov 2013 10:35:33 2,184 posts
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    Please no more of these posts :p :p :p
  • BeardedGamerUK 27 Nov 2013 10:39:04 2,184 posts
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    Well done everyone on some good innuendo material, whether you meant them or not :D MRTomFTW wins I think :)
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2013 15:08:34 23,079 posts
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  • Load_2.0 28 Nov 2013 15:52:24 33,582 posts
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    Stop putting animals inside each other!

    It is not 1608!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Dec 2013 13:23:16 47,501 posts
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    Seems fairly straight forward.

  • BinaryBob101 14 Dec 2013 14:57:01 27,755 posts
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    Thing is, it won't benefit the meat or the stuffing asd the heat can't penetrate the bird in the same way.

    Always cook the stuffing separate, so you get some nice crispness on it.
  • Deleted user 14 December 2013 15:16:42
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Stop putting animals inside each other!

    It is not 1608!
    A lot of supermarkets seem to be doing this now. Trouble is, their '#### inside ####' meat looks like neapolitan ice cream more than any real animals served as one dish.
  • BinaryBob101 14 Dec 2013 15:19:19 27,755 posts
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    They are also pretty fucking awful. For a change, we tried the Aldi version of this product last year, it was as dry as old bones. Horrible.
  • Deleted user 14 December 2013 15:33:39
    @localnotail

    Sorry, 2 weeks late is my speciality, but that picture of the chillin' chicken (turkey?) has just had me and my lad in stitches.

    Good stuffing
  • Deleted user 14 December 2013 15:36:46
    I thought the Topic read 'Suffering your bird'
    I thought oh-no, not another girlfriend boyfriend issue's thread, heh
  • localnotail 14 Dec 2013 20:04:44 23,079 posts
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    :D Maybe you should be showing your kids the Sledgehammer video now ;)
  • jellyBelly 15 Dec 2013 09:20:00 585 posts
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    Popzeus wrote:
    Thanks to the power of TV advertising we're going for one of those Aldi four-bird roasts for New Year.

    A bird-within-a-bird-within-a-bird-within-a-bird.
    I had that a couple of Christmases back at my girlfriends. 7/10
  • senso-ji 17 Dec 2013 15:49:24 10,271 posts
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    Forget the traditional stuffed bird. Behold, the Cthurkey!
  • billythekid 17 Dec 2013 15:54:36 12,595 posts
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    The stuff of nightmares. Or the stuff of strange Japanese porn.
  • welshben1982 17 Dec 2013 16:06:25 1,371 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    They are also pretty fucking awful. For a change, we tried the Aldi version of this product last year, it was as dry as old bones. Horrible.
    I agree. We had it last year too, New Years Day I think. I saw it described as dynamite on the first page. It's definitely something that ends in ite but it's not dynamite :D
  • Deleted user 17 December 2013 16:39:32
    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Thing is, it won't benefit the meat or the stuffing asd the heat can't penetrate the bird in the same way.

    Always cook the stuffing separate, so you get some nice crispness on it.
    This is the truth. Heed no other.
  • Load_2.0 17 Dec 2013 16:45:24 33,582 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Stop putting animals inside each other!

    It is not 1608!
    A lot of supermarkets seem to be doing this now. Trouble is, their '#### inside ####' meat looks like neapolitan ice cream more than any real animals served as one dish.
    Yeah I have seen the adverts. I thought the same thing, crazy.

    In 20 years time people will just serve generic meat cubes as no one will be willing or know how to prepare a joint of meat or stuff a turkey.
  • neilka 17 Dec 2013 16:50:10 24,021 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    generic meat cubes
    I liked their early stuff better
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