mowgli pooped himself then lied about it

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  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 12:56:59
    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum_thread_posts.php?thread_id=216035&start=4710

    The evidence is all there, but all you need to know is that mowgli shat himself.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 12:57:33
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  • Tom_Servo 28 Jan 2012 12:57:54 18,079 posts
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    /links thread to mowgli's sister
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:00:18
    AND

    he claims to have fonted a geek, good.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:01:09
    Maybe he thought he fucked a greek god?
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:01:56
    Either way - it's weird, shitty, and probably stinks.
  • Jacksie66 28 Jan 2012 13:02:32 588 posts
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    I don't like this game..
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:07:43
    :-(

    This thread makes mowgli sad.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 28 Jan 2012 13:09:50 33,757 posts
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    Maybe pooing on the table will cheer you up.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:16:27
    I can't help but read the title to the tune of Katy Perry's Kissed a Girl.

    "Mowgli pooped himself and he lied about it"
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:17:21
    :D
  • RyanDS 28 Jan 2012 13:19:45 13,958 posts
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    Mowgli needs to invest in one of these.
    http://funacid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Sofa-or-Toilet.jpg
  • mal 28 Jan 2012 13:20:09 29,326 posts
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    Why has the Rupert the Bear theme popped into my head?

    Mowgli,
    Shat on a chair,
    Everyone knows this meme
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 13:22:09
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  • BinaryBob101 28 Jan 2012 13:52:17 27,755 posts
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    mal wrote:
    Why has the Rupert the Bear theme popped into my head?

    Mowgli,
    Shat on a chair,
    Everyone knows this meme
    Brilliant! :D

    So, all clean now Mowgli?
  • Lukey__b 28 Jan 2012 13:54:30 3,716 posts
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    You should just throw the chair out. There's always going to be a strange smell around the room, you don't want the chair adding to it.
  • Duffking 28 Jan 2012 13:54:51 16,855 posts
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    I hope people don't bump this thread on a regular basis to cause annoyance and embarrassment to Mowgli.
  • BinaryBob101 28 Jan 2012 13:55:46 27,755 posts
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    That'd be awful.
  • JoeBlade 28 Jan 2012 13:57:42 6,031 posts
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    DUFFKING wrote:
    I hope people don't bump this thread on a regular basis to cause annoyance and embarrassment to Mowgli.
    Being the classy sort the EG regulars would never do that. NEVER.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 14:01:02
    Lukey__b wrote:
    You should just throw the chair out. There's always going to be a strange smell around the room, you don't want the chair adding to it.
    \o/
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2012 14:17:02 47,501 posts
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    Hahaha, mowgli is going to have to take the chair to the tip and the guys working there are going to be able to smell it. They'll know you shit on the chair.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 14:17:47
    And hence for he shall be known as shitchair.
  • TechnoHippy 28 Jan 2012 14:22:21 18,993 posts
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    Did he poop himself, or just on the chair?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2012 14:23:39 47,501 posts
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    Well if he was sat on the chair, it's the same thing. Since there would be nowhere for the poop to go it would just smear over him and the chair.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 14:28:56
    He'd have woken up with it crusted to himself and the chair, glued for a few seconds,.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2012 14:29:57
    You people are gross.
  • neilka 28 Jan 2012 14:30:19 23,906 posts
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    At least he didn't throw the chair over the fence into his neighbour's garden.
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