mowgli pooped himself then lied about it Page 12

  • JBlokeUK 30 Jan 2012 12:21:07 2,316 posts
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    Sounds like it, although him then lying about it is probably the funniest part, I'm assuming?
  • Lukus 30 Jan 2012 12:22:39 24,639 posts
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    The overwhelming glee of the forum was the most amusing part. And non stop barrage of mickey taking.
  • Syrette 30 Jan 2012 12:22:39 51,181 posts
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    Guys, I'm getting the feeling that JBlokeUK doesn't think it's very funny.
  • JBlokeUK 30 Jan 2012 12:23:49 2,316 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Guys, I'm getting the feeling that JBlokeUK doesn't think it's very funny.
    You would be correct. How did you know?
  • Lukus 30 Jan 2012 12:26:05 24,639 posts
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    Anyway stop stinking up this thread. It's not for you! This is the thread about Mowgli pooping onto a chair.

    Fatiguez wrote:
    For anyone who wasn't there, I've taken the liberty of creating a reconstruction in Paint



    My Saturday evening has been very eventful
  • JBlokeUK 30 Jan 2012 12:26:20 2,316 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Well humour is a very subjective thing. For me the words "mowgli pooped his pants" are funny in many ways. One of them being the word "poop" is a very innocent sounding word. Using it to describe what I can only imagine as a truly horrific event, amuses me. Mowgli pooped his pants. He pooped in his pants.
    When you put it like that then yes it does sound funny. I mean if someone said to me "I pooped my pants" then that would make me laugh.
  • L_Franko Moderator 30 Jan 2012 12:26:53 9,695 posts
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    I'm left wondering what kind of things he doesn't admit to.
  • JBlokeUK 30 Jan 2012 12:27:38 2,316 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Anyway stop stinking up this thread. It's not for you! This is the thread about Mowgli pooping onto a chair.
    Fatiguez wrote:
    For anyone who wasn't there, I've taken the liberty of creating a reconstruction in Paint

    http://i41.tinypic.com/2pq40fa.pngMy Saturday evening has been very eventful
    Glol. See all it needed was a picture of the event.

    /wife looking at me funny
  • Youthist 30 Jan 2012 12:30:25 14,723 posts
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    That guy has pubic hair.
  • Deleted user 30 January 2012 12:32:27
    Hhehehehehe poop! heheheheeh
  • Deleted user 30 January 2012 12:32:27
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    You're just exaggerating for comedic effect.
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    a big poo
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    his favourite chair.
    It's irresistible, isn't it?
  • Deleted user 30 January 2012 12:37:49
    Anyway. Having a poo in/on a chair when drunk is funnier and far more deserving of a long thread than mere poo-pants.

    Possible poo-pants AND a poo on a chair is even better. I mean, pooing on a chair? Everyone who has read this must be thinking "How could you possibly poo on a chair?". It's bizarre. And funny.

    An early nomination for PotY

    Edited by Bremenacht at 23:47:54 28-08-2012
  • speedofthepuma 30 Jan 2012 12:38:21 13,428 posts
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    It's wonderful.
  • Deleted user 31 January 2012 15:18:45
    So... did he remove his pants first and then take a meaty dump on the sofa? Or did he just shit his pants while sat on the sofa?

    I need details. Just about to finish myself off.
  • Dirtbox 31 Jan 2012 15:21:48 92,595 posts
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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 31 Jan 2012 15:26:16 47,501 posts
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    I heard he shat out a couple of matching throw cushions afterwards.
  • Popzeus 31 Jan 2012 15:29:49 8,425 posts
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  • Deleted user 31 January 2012 15:30:54
    Mrs Mowgli takes it in her stride:

  • Deleted user 31 January 2012 15:41:46
    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    Mrs Mowgli takes it in her stride:

    :D
  • Deleted user 31 January 2012 15:42:51
    I like to think that mowgli's last name is 'Shittingtons'
  • Lukus 31 Jan 2012 15:43:09 24,639 posts
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    The look of recognition ^^

    Edited by Lukus at 15:43:29 31-01-2012
  • Deleted user 1 February 2012 21:26:17
    So.

    mowgli pooped himself.
  • Fatiguez 1 Feb 2012 21:28:59 8,930 posts
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    Onto a chair, yes. This has been established.
  • WoodenSpoon 1 Feb 2012 23:48:50 12,360 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    Mrs Mowgli takes it in her stride:

    :D
    Awesome.
  • Benno 2 Feb 2012 14:25:08 11,854 posts
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    Have we established whether he took his pants off and shit in the chair? or if he pooed his pants and some poo escaped through his pants via a twisted variation of osmosis?
  • Dirtbox 2 Feb 2012 14:26:40 92,595 posts
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