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Lukey__b 28 Jan 2012 16:42:16 3,716 posts
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I don't know of anyone shitting themselves. I know a girl who went to bed wasted with a curry, woke up with it everywhere and thought she shat herself.

She didn't though because she isn't a vile and depraved human being. She went on the chair, like a normal person.

Edited by Lukey__b at 16:42:38 28-01-2012

Deleted user 28 January 2012 16:42:36

Is it some scottish thing?

Deleted user 28 January 2012 16:45:53

I doubt boab ever shit on a chair.

Deleted user 28 January 2012 16:46:43

Is this diverting attention from phages thread?

Deleted user 28 January 2012 16:47:50

CrispyXUK wrote:
Is this diverting attention from phages thread?

I like to think of it as an addition to the collection.

Ged42 28 Jan 2012 17:21:55 7,985 posts
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I have images of Mowgli as Bill Clinton categorically denying a scategorical relationship with his armchair.

CosmicFuzz 28 Jan 2012 17:24:47 32,632 posts
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I'd just like to confirm that it is not a Scottish thing. We frown upon chair spillage as much as the next man.

CosmicFuzz 28 Jan 2012 17:24:51 32,632 posts
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I'd just like to confirm that it is not a Scottish thing. We frown upon chair spoilage as much as the next man.

Deleted user 28 January 2012 17:39:13

I can't believe this is still going. I'm far too hungover for this. I did not poop on a chair lol!

Fatiguez 28 Jan 2012 17:39:54 8,930 posts
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mowgli wrote:
something something i pooped on a chair

This is what all of mowgli's posts look like to me now

Edited by Fatiguez at 17:40:04 28-01-2012

Deleted user 28 January 2012 17:42:13

mowgli wrote:
I can't believe this is still going. I'm far too hungover for this. I did not poop on a chair lol!

That post is so un-mowgli it convinces me even more that yes, he pooped on a chair.

Deleted user 28 January 2012 17:54:29

I apologise for it being BEPs.

ElNuevo9 28 Jan 2012 18:29:38 14,164 posts
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More details needed; was he sat on a chair and had a turtle head popping out? Or was it a full stool that seeped through his grundies and stained the chair upholstery? Bum gravy?

MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Jan 2012 18:32:59 47,501 posts
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Well, in a now deleted post he said he thought he would have to throw the chair away, so it had to be pretty bad. Like pants down, just pooping away bad.

Dirtbox 28 Jan 2012 18:37:12 92,595 posts
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Deleted user 28 January 2012 18:40:40

I'm still confused as to how a fully grown man can shit themselves by getting drunk.

Now I've done some stupid and gross things while pissed, but shitting yourself just seems so very wrong. Like an extreme version of throwing up. Only funnier.

minky-kong 28 Jan 2012 18:40:48 14,787 posts
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So he's broken a chair from sitting on it, shat on a chair and then lied about it, what's his next trick going to be? Fucking a chair into tiny pieces?!

Kostabi 28 Jan 2012 18:49:30 5,926 posts
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Ding ding!

This delivers.

Kosmoz 28 Jan 2012 18:57:37 8,184 posts
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Everyone seems to think mowgli either shat himself or shat on to the chair from sitting. He could have squatted over the chair and shat on it from a height, in order to not get poopy-bum.