Expressions you keep hearing, but only vaguely understand Page 6

  • Whizzo 19 Apr 2012 10:05:49 44,810 posts
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    It helps the really weak joke if the real answer isn't visible.

    Oh no it doesn't!

    Oh yes it does!
  • glaeken 19 Apr 2012 10:16:35 12,070 posts
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    Ah its clear to me now :)
  • Salaman 19 Apr 2012 10:59:04 24,162 posts
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    Fucking Eurogamer! I have ordered "Caesar's life, a complete autobiography" from Amazon just yesterday and now I come in here and it's spoilered for me!

    /runs off crying
  • neilka 19 Apr 2012 11:44:45 24,025 posts
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    Brief History Of Time spoiler:

    The Big Bang did it.
  • glaeken 19 Apr 2012 11:46:40 12,070 posts
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    Sorry Salaman. I think we decided anything more than 2,000 years old no longer needs spoiling as everyone should know it by now. You are safe if you want to read about Constantine the Great though as we will be spoilering their story for another 300 odd years :-P

    Edited by glaeken at 11:47:11 19-04-2012
  • spamdangled 19 Apr 2012 11:48:26 31,803 posts
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    So is it a spoiler to say that Hitler lost WW2?

    /godwin
  • glaeken 19 Apr 2012 11:49:28 12,070 posts
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    Dam you Darkmorado :evil: That has ruined the Great Escape for me.
  • Rusty_M 19 Apr 2012 11:50:14 7,172 posts
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    New version: don't look a gift car in the odometer.
  • localnotail 19 Apr 2012 11:55:00 23,079 posts
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    shamblemonkee wrote:
    paying through the nose
    I think this has something to do with cocaine.
  • Tonka 19 Apr 2012 13:08:57 31,980 posts
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    I don't ge the Enemy Mine joke. How did that get started? Is a homegrown EG meme or something from 4chan?
  • Whizzo 19 Apr 2012 13:12:25 44,810 posts
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    Fuck 4chan.
  • neilka 19 Apr 2012 13:13:48 24,025 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    I don't ge the Enemy Mine joke. How did that get started? Is a homegrown EG meme or something from 4chan?
    The only time it actually was Enemy Mine
  • Tonka 20 Apr 2012 10:23:03 31,980 posts
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    Also, anything daisy related.
    Pushing daisies.
    Daisy cutter
    Daisy chain

    What gives?
  • glaeken 20 Apr 2012 10:53:58 12,070 posts
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    It's pushing up daisies. It means dead and buried. The assumption being you are beneath the ground and pushing the plants up out of it or I guess fertilising them.

    As for daisy cutter I only know that in regard to a type of bomb and that seems fairly self-explanatory.

    A daisy chain is just a necklace type thing you can make our of daisy’s and often Children do this. It sort of makes sense its a saying for connecting lots of like things togther though to me.

    Do you not have daisies where you are from? Just wondering how universal the daisy is.

    Edited by glaeken at 10:58:14 20-04-2012
  • Deleted user 20 April 2012 11:17:36
    I thought a Daisy Cutter was a reference to height when talking about bombs or weapons. Could be well wrong.

    A daisy-chain is also an after-hours public schoolboy activity.

    (The stuff about 'early doors' metal sheets was a lie, in case anyone believed it, btw. The copper-bottom bit is sort of true, I think)
  • Deleted user 20 April 2012 11:20:31
    I thought Daisy Cutter was a cricket thing i.e. a ball that rolls along the ground. I suppose it could have originated as a bomb thing in the same sense.
  • Deleted user 20 April 2012 11:23:07
    Daisy cutter varies. In sport it might mean a ball (bowled, kicked, thrown etc) that bobbles along the ground/moves largely on the ground. Usually disparaging, I.e in cricket.

    As a bomb it means to flatten vegetation, often for engineering purposes as much as destruction.

    Edited by RedSparrows at 11:23:49 20-04-2012
  • Deleted user 20 April 2012 11:48:45
    kalel wrote:
    I thought Daisy Cutter was a cricket thing i.e. a ball that rolls along the ground. I suppose it could have originated as a bomb thing in the same sense.
    I think you're right - I think cricket was the origin. Must be a British expression then?
  • Tonka 20 Apr 2012 17:04:42 31,980 posts
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    Thanks for all the replys guys.
    A Daisy in swedish is called Tusensköna wich makes it rather too long to use in any sayings.
  • sirtacos 21 Apr 2012 09:36:38 8,279 posts
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    Push the envelope.

    What is this envelope, who is pushing it, in which direction, and why?
    Is the envelope being pushed towards someone, or are its contents so voluminous that they stretch spacetime fabric, thus expanding the envelope in new and exciting directions?
  • sirtacos 21 Apr 2012 09:40:57 8,279 posts
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    Wet behind the ears.

    Denotes inexperience or naivete, but why. Is it because when a baby is born it's covered in blood and placenta? But then it's not just behind the ears, it's everywhere.
  • Dirtbox 21 Apr 2012 09:57:50 92,599 posts
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  • Stickman 21 Apr 2012 10:14:33 29,986 posts
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    That's when you jackhammer your tongue into a woman's mimsy.
  • Dirtbox 21 Apr 2012 10:16:32 92,599 posts
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  • jonsaan 21 Apr 2012 10:20:52 27,052 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Wet behind the ears.

    Denotes inexperience or naivete, but why. Is it because when a baby is born it's covered in blood and placenta? But then it's not just behind the ears, it's everywhere.
    It's to do with inexperienced fellatiates turning their head away just as the money shot occurs. This usually leads to a load behind the ear. Hence the expression.
  • Deleted user 21 April 2012 12:43:05
    Yer, envelope as a contextual set of limits than a container, and hammer & tongs is blacksmithin' banging.
  • spamdangled 21 Apr 2012 15:19:25 31,803 posts
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    blowjob. What's the deal with that? You don't blow, you suck. Blowing is actually dangerous.
  • Lukus 21 Apr 2012 15:49:51 24,640 posts
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    Cos hookers do it for blow (the drug)? I dunno. I just made that up.
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