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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 30 Apr 2014 09:51:27 47,501 posts
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    I have a jizz cannon.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 30 Apr 2014 09:57:35 33,757 posts
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    Are you sure, as that definitely appears to be from the extended universe?
  • neilka 21 Oct 2015 21:54:38 23,906 posts
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    With the imminent arrival of more Star Wars is anyone excited about the possibility of some fresh jizz? I'm getting the soundtrack for Christmas so I'm looking forward to some jizz over my turkey!
  • Deleted user 21 October 2015 22:06:10
    Acid jizz?
  • neilka 21 Oct 2015 23:32:18 23,906 posts
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    I'd lay off the grapefruit.
  • Godofporn 21 Oct 2015 23:48:00 6,878 posts
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    Jizz?!?! WHO SPEAK OF THIS JIZZ
  • neilka 29 Dec 2016 11:01:20 23,906 posts
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    Does Rogue One go into any specifics about the effect of jizz on the Moff?
  • neilka 12 Apr 2017 10:55:12 23,906 posts
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    Did anyone notice any leaked jizz during the Battlefront II trailer?
  • neilka 18 Oct 2017 11:41:13 23,906 posts
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    What are the chances of seeing some jizz in Solo: A Star Wars Story? I think one of the novels mentioned he was a massive jizz lover.
  • Mola_Ram 18 Oct 2017 11:46:50 25,701 posts
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    At the very least, I think we're likely to see a jizz... solo
  • Decks 18 Oct 2017 11:48:55 29,726 posts
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    Y'know, jizz is a euphemism for semen in the UK. It makes some of these posts pretty funny when you know that.
  • hedben2013 18 Oct 2017 11:49:00 2,068 posts
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    Dabbing is so overrated, you don't see people doing proper jizzhands any more...
  • neilka 5 Feb 2018 16:13:07 23,906 posts
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    Did anyone notice a sudden blast of jizz in the Solo trailer?
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 16:14:15 14,118 posts
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    A real earworm.
  • neilka 5 Feb 2018 16:18:33 23,906 posts
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    Solo jizz really is the best jizz of all.
  • BreadBinLidHero 5 Feb 2018 16:21:00 10,570 posts
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    Improv jizz is good, never know where it'll go.
  • mal 5 Feb 2018 17:00:49 29,326 posts
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    On the biscuit, just next to the biscuit or in Jake's eye - you just can't tell.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Feb 2018 17:10:47 23,750 posts
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    Bored at work in the toilet jizz is smooth thing, ya dig?
  • whatthefu 5 Feb 2018 19:27:21 1,339 posts
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    Jizz goes well on top of Stephens Sausage Roll.
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 19:36:26 14,118 posts
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    I like jizz in the car on the way to work.
  • goatwack 5 Feb 2018 19:45:56 101 posts
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    Reading these posts makes me just wanna get up and jizz!

    This should be a sticky thread :-P
  • neilka 12 Nov 2019 14:07:39 23,906 posts
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    With two new Star Wars out this week, it's a great time to be a jizz lover! I know some of you have been hungry for more for a while now, but right now we're pretty much drowning in the stuff!

    This will never end.
  • Graxlar_v3 12 Nov 2019 14:09:45 10,948 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    With two new Star Wars out this week, it's a great time to be a jizz lover! I know some of you have been hungry for more for a while now, but right now we're pretty much drowning in the stuff!

    This will never end.
    2?

    oh right, :( technically we dont get it til January. FUCK SKY!!!

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 14:12:08 12-11-2019
  • JamboWayOh 12 Nov 2019 14:33:32 23,750 posts
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    JIZZ.

    I mean SPUNK.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 14:34:02 12-11-2019
  • elstoof 12 Nov 2019 14:43:56 27,123 posts
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    Can someone help me work on my jizz hands I struggle with keeping a good rhythm
  • richarddavies 12 Nov 2019 14:47:44 8,208 posts
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    I'm quite picky with my jizz. It's all about who the jizzer is for me. Cant have any old random jizzing about all over the place.
  • drhickman1983 12 Nov 2019 14:56:34 7,511 posts
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    I've finally experienced jizz myself, and it's quite intoxicating. I find if you give in to a powerful blast of jizz, just let it was over you, it's quite divine. I find myself thinking about it days later, like my head is full of jizz.
  • drhickman1983 12 Nov 2019 15:00:23 7,511 posts
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    Oh wait this is about Star Wars?
  • neilka 4 Oct 2020 23:22:38 23,906 posts
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    Sadly Star Wars Squadrons appears to be an entirely jizzless experience :(
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