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Why we are in a total mess • Page 2
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Rusty_M 6,815 posts
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Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat. -
Ginger 7,248 posts
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Registered 16 years agoVenatio wrote:
"6. Make small holes in top for hot climates.
Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat.
If the temperature is over 80 degrees F and the helmet is hot to wear, use an awl or similar tool and punch some small holes in the top of the helmet."
Honestly, with the audience reading that site, you'd think they remind people to *take the helmet off first!*
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opalw00t 12,804 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI love this conspiracy site.
Specialising in pyramid energy. -
roz123 7,112 posts
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Registered 10 years agoThats great
http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent. -
'The rulers in the Hunger Games movie'
Jesus wept, at least get some proper fucking totalitarian references. -
gang_of_bitches 5,642 posts
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Registered 13 years agoroz123 wrote:
That is brilliant. Sometimes I worry that I waste too much time doing pointless shit, this reassures me that it could be so much worse.
Thats great
http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent. -
roz123 7,112 posts
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Registered 10 years agoA genuine quote from that article
Anagrams of "The Best of Us":
Both Fetuses
Bush Foe Test
Bust These Of
Busts Thee Of
Stubs Feet Oh
Butts Fees Ho
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAGngAc9_M
A much more interesting video. -
Fab4 8,306 posts
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Registered 12 years agogang_of_bitches wrote:
Yeah, these guys take nutcasing to a whole new level...Olympian even
roz123 wrote:
That is brilliant. Sometimes I worry that I waste too much time doing pointless shit, this reassures me that it could be so much worse.
Thats great
http://www.riseearth.com/2012/08/new-world-order-symbolism-in-best-of-us.html#.UBuXu6O84vU
This run down of the olympic commercial is excellent.
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andytheadequate 8,980 posts
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Registered 7 years agoEyeLand wrote:
Indeed, but those pesky aliens have some tricks up their sleeves:
Venatio wrote:
You don't usually get style and safety, I like. Just wearing tin foil makes you look weird.
Notice how niteninja doesn't mention what's really going on? Alien abductions. Thankfully you can fight back against these space terrorists with a fetching hat.
'They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet'
No woman will stop me wearing my anti-alien helmet! -
neilka 21,205 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDDevil wrote:
A+++ would read again
neilka wrote:
Now this is the story all about how
niteninja wrote:
Isn't this also how the Fresh Prince of Bel Air started?
im going to give you a full on A-Z of whats happening behind the scenes in recent months.
Our lives got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how the US gov is working with Al-Qaeda
In slavery to the system born and raised
Being exploited is where I spent most of my days
Working hard, frettin', tin-foil hattin' all cool
And all watching YouTube videos inside of my room
When a couple of lizard-men, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my government
I made one little bomb and my mom got scared
And said "You're seeing a therapist before you make me lose my hair"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "TRUTH" and had a sheep on the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, the truth is out there!
I pulled up to my house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, holmes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
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It's insane how ignorant you all are, and that you don't fear the molemen.
You'll see. You'll all see. -
Cosquae 1,372 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see? -
gang_of_bitches 5,642 posts
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Registered 13 years agoCosquae wrote:
Wake up and smell the riverbank motherfucker! From Kenneth Grahame to Matt Groening a cabal of human collaborators have conspired with the Molemen to cultivate an image of meekness and short sightedness. It's all a lie.
@psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see?
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gang_of_bitches 5,642 posts
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Cosquae wrote:
That's what they want you to think.
@psychokitten But if they're molemen, surely they can't see? -
thelzdking 7,493 posts
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Registered 9 years agoRight now we have six gold medals, six silver medals and six bronze medals - that's 666, people! What does this say about the Olympics? -
Brave_Dave 103 posts
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I thought Fruit admitted he was niteninja? Then again, it's Fruit. Might've been messing with me. -
BinaryBob101 26,520 posts
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Registered 9 years agoFawkes, I thought the very same thing. I'm sure he said so in London. Not that you were in London. You would have enhanced the day if you has been in London though. -
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MrTomFTW wrote:
EXCELLENT. I'd forgotten about those.
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Oh God, Fruit has arrived.
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