Michael Winner - 18 months to live

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  • Trowel 5 Oct 2012 13:54:03 21,955 posts
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    Ate a bad oyster a few years ago, contracted Vibrio vulnificus, now considering a trip to Dignitas for a permanent calm down... Christ, that's horrible.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2213137/Michael-Winner-Dignitas-help-die-says-film-director-doctors-told-18-months-live.html
  • thelzdking 5 Oct 2012 14:13:33 7,459 posts
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    He's taking his own advice and being pretty calm about it.
  • Murbs 5 Oct 2012 14:25:52 23,869 posts
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    Enough to put you off seafood for life.
  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 14:30:11 34,284 posts
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    Is esure about this?

    Sorry.
  • Kay 5 Oct 2012 14:34:29 19,520 posts
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    Calm down dear, it might just be another commercial.
  • sport 5 Oct 2012 14:35:16 14,213 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Is esure about this?

    Sorry.
    oh you!
  • Deleted user 5 October 2012 14:40:01
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
  • Murbs 5 Oct 2012 14:44:00 23,869 posts
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    Saturn_Ascends wrote:
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
    Believe me, I was *this* close.
  • warlockuk 5 Oct 2012 14:48:17 19,417 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBRk4LBl7w0
  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 14:48:52 85,216 posts
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    Must....resist!

    He's a massive perv, although refreshingly not a paedo. My wife had to audition for him, said he's a very odd man and a huge letch.
  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 14:59:54 34,284 posts
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    Saturn_Ascends wrote:
    There's such an obvious one here that doing it will grant you negative pun points.
    Two I reckon.
  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 15:01:21 85,216 posts
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    Did he have a .... Nope, can't do it.
  • minky-kong 5 Oct 2012 15:08:04 13,482 posts
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    Lecherous old perv he may be, but I wouldn't WISH DEATH on anyone.

    Give me the minus points please.
  • Sid-Nice 5 Oct 2012 15:08:07 15,848 posts
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    Dignitas clinic in Switzerland. FTW
  • Dougs 5 Oct 2012 15:10:00 85,216 posts
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    Boooooooooo @ecu
  • tomphillipsEG News Editor, Eurogamer 5 Oct 2012 16:19:27 19 posts
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    @kinky_mong A winner is you.
  • Daryoon 5 Oct 2012 16:22:24 5,916 posts
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    Clam down, dear?
  • Carlo 5 Oct 2012 16:27:57 20,015 posts
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    He's going to appear on next week's Man Vs Food apparently.

    Guess who wins!
  • Psychotext 5 Oct 2012 16:39:37 62,855 posts
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    Nice stuff that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrio_vulnificus

    /is never eating an oyster
    /is not talking about clam
  • PhoenixFlames 5 Oct 2012 16:41:21 9,263 posts
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    Shucks!
  • neilka 5 Oct 2012 17:05:09 21,199 posts
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    Going to Dignitas isn't very fair on his family, he sounds pretty shellfish.
  • Carlo 5 Oct 2012 17:08:39 20,015 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Going to Dignitas isn't very fair on his family, he sounds pretty shellfish.
    Well it's his choyster go or not isn't it!

    Edited by Carlo at 17:09:41 05-10-2012
  • mrpon 5 Oct 2012 17:10:16 34,284 posts
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    Blue Oyster?, Cunt!
  • Deleted user 5 October 2012 17:38:08
    Never tried oysters. Haven't lived.

    Haven't tried lobster either. Damn shame.
  • effinjamie 5 Oct 2012 18:08:42 982 posts
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    Moral of the story, Dont eat Raw shit!
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