Star Wars: The Force Awakens Page 39

  • oceanmotion 15 Feb 2013 17:16:42 17,314 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I quite like the fact that he looks rough as fuck, the idea that the Force would physically wreck you if you channelled it in a lifetime of being a Jedi has the right feel to it.

    His appearence would be natural as he is he only one-of-a-kind character left,. Everyone else would have retired. And please no Chewbacca, 3PO or R2. Let them be.
    Yeah, whether good or evil, Force takes its toll.

    R2 and C3P0 should never ever make a return, not even a nod.

    Chewie, I dunno. Probably too charring with improved technology and I doubt he is the diplomatic type. He would have no place unless they went to Wookie retirement planet.

    Edited by oceanmotion at 17:18:23 15-02-2013
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 17:17:52
    They could celebrate Life Day on Kashyyyk again.
  • Khanivor 15 Feb 2013 17:20:34 43,671 posts
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    Solo and Chewie hanging out. I can see that. 3PO and R2 are also bound to make an appearance. I just hope they aren't central characters.

    I'd like to see Wedge make a cameo. And Ackbar.
  • oceanmotion 15 Feb 2013 17:21:52 17,314 posts
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    Kill Wedge. You shall not survive again.
  • Khanivor 15 Feb 2013 17:24:01 43,671 posts
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    Based on what has been said before I wouldn't be surprised if Ford only signed on condition that Solo dies.
  • beastmaster 15 Feb 2013 17:25:19 18,069 posts
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    How pissed off would Mark Hamill be if he wasn't in it?
  • Khanivor 15 Feb 2013 17:31:52 43,671 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    You forget that they were much more like normal people in the original films.
    Old hermit living out in the desert and youg kid who changes the destiny of the entire universe while also happening to be the son of the last remaining member of an ancient order, which the kid then happens to be another last remaining member of.

    Aye, typical Joes :)

    I personally just can't see a fat Skywalker. Here's a guy who was to bring balance to the Force, to bring harmony to the universe and he spends the latter decades of his life sitting around watching holoshows and stuffign his face with Bantha burgers? Probably with his bionic hand stuffed down the front of his robes, Bundy style.
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 17:32:17
    Khanivor wrote:
    Solo and Chewie hanging out. I can see that. 3PO and R2 are also bound to make an appearance. I just hope they aren't central characters.

    I'd like to see Wedge make a cameo. And Ackbar.
    I'd like to discover this universe has more than 10 people in it that ever do anything.
  • HelloNo 15 Feb 2013 17:38:00 2,033 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Khanivor wrote:
    Solo and Chewie hanging out. I can see that. 3PO and R2 are also bound to make an appearance. I just hope they aren't central characters.

    I'd like to see Wedge make a cameo. And Ackbar.
    I'd like to discover this universe has more than 10 people in it that ever do anything.
    Blasphemy, next you'll be saying in Star Trek that the whole bridge crew shouldn't go on away missions.
  • oceanmotion 15 Feb 2013 17:43:17 17,314 posts
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    Luke is probably quite famous so I could see him as a recluse eventually and whoever the darkside people are, they go after his more public friends to flush him out.

    Old Solo picking up his grandkids at Jedi school in his hybrid falcon while grandma Leia senses a disturbance in the force but too late to warm grumpy Solo who gets jacked by kidnappers. Master Samuel L Jackson rushes to the scene but turns out he is dead.
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 17:49:03 941 posts
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    any chance that the opening scene is Anakin in the shower and Amidala walks in exclaiming she had a terrible dream?
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 17:55:01
    Kanjin wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Khanivor wrote:
    Solo and Chewie hanging out. I can see that. 3PO and R2 are also bound to make an appearance. I just hope they aren't central characters.

    I'd like to see Wedge make a cameo. And Ackbar.
    I'd like to discover this universe has more than 10 people in it that ever do anything.
    Blasphemy, next you'll be saying in Star Trek that the whole bridge crew shouldn't go on away missions.
    You mean when they have to go to a planet that may be very dangerous and decide that people like the pilot of the ship needs to go to look at things?

    Other than the engine room, what do the the other couple of hundred people on the Enterprise do? Are they all cleaners?
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 17:55:29
    riceNpea wrote:
    any chance that the opening scene is Anakin in the shower and Amidala walks in exclaiming she had a terrible dream?
    I would rather Amidala was in the shower in the opening scene.
  • Ged42 15 Feb 2013 18:20:32 7,985 posts
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    I can see Hamill playing Luke as an old mentor type, sitting in the ruins of the Jedi Temple teaching a new generation of Jedi, that he has scraped together from the farthest corners of the galaxy.

    Solo as a smuggler king, who has stabilised the outer ring, but is assassinated early in the film. Leia asks Luke to send his Jedi to investigate before the outer rim is ripped apart in the power struggle.

    The film is focussed on the new Jedi and Solo's loyal troops/twilek dancing girls as they kick ass in pursuit of Solo's killer leading to an inevitable show down with the Sith.
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 18:28:47 941 posts
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    how about Hans somehow becomes a vampire and saves Leia's life and she falls in love with him all over again but because she's a massive, unfussy slut with Chewie too who it turns out is a werewolf.
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 20:04:08
    Hire them all. Stick them in a care-home in Tatooine and show them being fed soup by blue aliens. Star Wars meets One Foot in the Grave.
  • McGeeza 15 Feb 2013 21:53:18 1,887 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    I personally just can't see a fat Skywalker. Here's a guy who was to bring balance to the Force, to bring harmony to the universe and he spends the latter decades of his life sitting around watching holoshows and stuffign his face with Bantha burgers? Probably with his bionic hand stuffed down the front of his robes, Bundy style.
    Fat isn't a problem. He can lose weight. The fact that his face looks like a diseased scrotum, is probably a bigger worry for the producers at the moment.
  • Ged42 15 Feb 2013 23:10:18 7,985 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Hire them all. Stick them in a care-home in Tatooine and show them being fed soup by blue aliens. Star Wars meets One Foot in the Grave.
    /phone rings

    /picks up Wamp Rat

    Hello?
  • Pac-man-ate-my-wife 16 Feb 2013 08:08:26 7,032 posts
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    @ecureuil people get older shocker.
  • riceNpea 16 Feb 2013 11:01:51 941 posts
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    new film idea #3016

    Leia walks into the Cantina Bar, gets drunk and flirts outragiously with everyone in there. Luke, a college student is playing pinball. Gredo reciprocates Leia's flirtatiousness but takes it further and has forceful sex with Leia despite her apparent protestations. Luke, watching and obviously sexually excited, is at first reticent and unsure but once Han eggs him on announcing, 'college boy is next' Luke realises that it's what Leia must've wanted all along and stirs Gredo's porridge.

    Leia runs out of the bar, clothes ripped, bleeding and hysterical, straight into a passing landspeeder. she is hospitalised. there she turns to the dark side, transforms into Darth Leia and becomes vegitarian.

    the story then continues with her evil campaign of terror across thousands of worlds where she advocates the benefits of healthy living by cutting out meat and warns against the falling standards of food testing of meat products.


    edit: speeling

    Edited by riceNpea at 11:08:31 16-02-2013
  • D_arkTrooper 16 Feb 2013 11:07:31 1,476 posts
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    It's Han NOT Hans!
  • Moot_Point 16 Feb 2013 22:32:28 5,530 posts
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  • beastmaster 16 Feb 2013 22:36:10 18,069 posts
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    I hope this means more Millennium Falcon action. For me, the coolest spacecraft design ever. I just love the engine sound.
  • Moot_Point 16 Feb 2013 22:54:09 5,530 posts
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    This will be OAP Wars, surely?
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