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Details here. I suspect it'll be much like the other ones. Big fucking robots smacking the shit out of each other. But this time, it'll be a lot more 'adult'. |
Transformers 4 - Starring Mark Wahlberg
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beastmaster 22,373 posts
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SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 12 years agoOn the side, it can't get any worse than the last three. -
OldCrow 148 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMaybe his teddy bear becomes a Transformer. -
Gambit1977 10,398 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMichael Bay should NOT even have a movie career. -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agobeastmaster wrote:
You get to see his cock at the end?
Details here.
I suspect it'll be much like the other ones. Big fucking robots smacking the shit out of each other. But this time, it'll be a lot more 'adult'. -
Gambit1977 10,398 posts
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Registered 14 years agoLukus wrote:
No. But he does 'transform' into an actor!
beastmaster wrote:
You get to see his cock at the end?
Details here.
I suspect it'll be much like the other ones. Big fucking robots smacking the shit out of each other. But this time, it'll be a lot more 'adult'. -
ecureuil wrote:
+1
I wish people would stop going to see these films. Their box office returns just validate Hollywood's continued exploitation of the retarded average moviegoer. 3 was basically a US Army recruitment advert disguised as a film about giant robots fighting. -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJust out of interest, what did you make of the first three Beastmaster? Films of the year?
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SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMy main excuse for seeing these is continuing to make sure Peter Cullen gets paid. Even though Prime has been bastardised in these films, I hear that voice and my heart just melts. -
BinaryBob101 27,755 posts
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Registered 12 years agoThe first film is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine.
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beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI quite liked the first one. A bit too much of the of the "No! No! No!" from LaBeouf though.
Although that applies * 1000% for the sequel. One of the worst ever sequels since Highlander 2. The usual kind of overblow mess that Bay is tarnished with. Everything that is bad about him is highlighted here.
The third I'm not really sure about. I saw it months after the cinema release on Blu-Ray. I can remember the first two quite well but not much about this one at all. Apart from the cameos and there not being rapid cuts every 3 seconds. And the blonde bint.
The one thing that I think was really well done in all 3 Transformers films was that the robots seemed as though they had weight. Say what you want about Bay, I don't recall seeing any of his films with unfinished effects in.
I pretty much treat all of thesse films as special effects showcases. Defo not films of the year. Yet, I find this one rather intriguing.
I don't think Bay is all bad. The Rock and Bad Boys are decent films. As for his shooting style, I can't see it changing for this. -
The third one had the editing style of a bad Eastenders episode. I gave up on it after 40 minutes as none of the scenes seemed to be relevant to anything else that was happening. -
disusedgenius 10,677 posts
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Registered 14 years agobeastmaster wrote:
I think you can thank the budget for that, really. It's not like the directors sit there doing the FX themselves.
Say what you want about Bay, I don't recall seeing any of his films with unfinished effects in. -
SolidSCB 16,771 posts
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Registered 12 years agoThese films are complete and utter nonsense. The cinema equivalent of a parent jingling a set of keys to grab a baby's attention. -
Look at all the people trying to pretend to be 'superior'. -
I can't wait for the scene where he's slightly out of breath and a bit high pitched when trying to explain something. -
BinaryBob101 27,755 posts
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Registered 12 years agomeme wrote:
And asking a plant if he can go to the toilet. I like that bit.
I can't wait for the scene where he's slightly out of breath and a bit high pitched when trying to explain something. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLukus wrote:
He insists on referring to it as his "Funky Bunch"
beastmaster wrote:
You get to see his cock at the end?
Details here.
I suspect it'll be much like the other ones. Big fucking robots smacking the shit out of each other. But this time, it'll be a lot more 'adult'. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI dont think there is a single frame in any of the films that contains a full transformer. Its all close ups of random bits of metal. -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIdea for a TV show:
Tranny Formers - Following the day to day lives of the UK's most successful sex change surgeons. Narrated by that kid off the Antiques Road Show. -
Lukus wrote:
Idea for a TV show:
Tranny Formers - Following the day to day lives of the UK's most successful sex change surgeons. Narrated by that kid off the Antiques Road Show.
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neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHe's aged well -
Wouldn't it be awesome if you could change what sex you were at will.
I would be a slutty 18 year old girl for a week. Could be fun. -
Aargh. wrote:
Basically what you've just said is that you want to be fucked by teen cocks.
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Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoLike you don't. -
It's all gone a bit Savile in here.
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