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  • Chug666 18 Jun 2018 18:02:46 582 posts
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    I'm booked in for mid August. Trying to decide what recuperation game I should chose to treat myself, as i'm taking a few days off to do bugger all. Feeling a bit nervous!
  • ZuluHero 18 Jun 2018 18:12:26 7,436 posts
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    The "don't drop the ball" game as you John Wayne it to get snacks from the kitchen! ;)
  • the_milkybar_kid 18 Jun 2018 20:40:50 8,003 posts
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    @Chug666 Yeah I'm hoping Dark Souls will be out on the Switch by the time it rolls round.
  • Rusty_M 18 Jun 2018 21:27:25 6,960 posts
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    Need to book an appointment to talk about this. But it's scary and I'm a master procrastinator.
  • CompetitiveDad 18 Jun 2018 22:48:11 8,155 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Booked in for a consultation on Friday. Did ask to just go ahead with it as soon as possible as I know it's the right move but you have to go in to do it as a referral initially, then a consultation. Fortunately he's doing it all in one so won't have to go in twice.

    Talked about the Mrs having the coil but she's not interested, having taken the pill for most of her adult life, I can't blame her to be fair.
    I called my Doctor to book an appointment, he rang me back, asked me a couple of questions and booked me in.
  • Dougs 19 Jun 2018 07:59:53 89,593 posts
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    I had to go round one GP (fertility specialist who wanted us to wait) and went to her husband who was more than happy to refer me! Similarly to mbk's, my wife didn't want any more hormones pumped into her.
  • mrpon 19 Jun 2018 08:17:16 35,287 posts
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    Chug666 wrote:
    I'm booked in for mid August. Trying to decide what recuperation game I should chose to treat myself, as i'm taking a few days off to do bugger all. Feeling a bit nervous!
    You're welcome!
  • the_milkybar_kid 19 Jun 2018 08:29:01 8,003 posts
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    @CompetitiveDad hmm. Surprised he didn't do this, been with him since I was born. Not to worry, will get out of work nice and early and hopefully get in and out there. Which won't happen.
  • freddymercurystwin 19 Jun 2018 10:00:21 1,658 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid I just had a couple of questions from my GP over the phone and they referred me on, no faffing around for me either.
  • the_milkybar_kid 19 Jun 2018 10:08:14 8,003 posts
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    Must just be my doctor then. He's quite an old school Indian gent. Lovely bloke, but never really kept up with modern aids. Still types on his computer with one finger.
  • robthehermit 19 Jun 2018 14:13:08 7,367 posts
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    I had to change my GP entirely to get mine done as my GP wouldn't refer me, I was only 28 or 29 though.
  • robthehermit 19 Jun 2018 14:15:09 7,367 posts
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    Do they still make you get your partners consent these days, because I thought that was well out of order.
  • the_milkybar_kid 19 Jun 2018 15:16:12 8,003 posts
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    Obviously haven't gone through the whole process yet but I didn't get the impression that would be an issue when I spoke on the phone.
  • CompetitiveDad 19 Jun 2018 18:20:15 8,155 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid my mate went to his doctors and he checked his balls for him before referring!

    The longest part for myself was waiting for an appointment for the procedure which took just over 5 months. I can't send my samples in until August which will be 4 months after the snip!
  • BigOrkWaaagh 19 Jun 2018 19:25:28 8,727 posts
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    CompetitiveDad wrote:
    @the_milkybar_kid my mate went to his doctors and he checked his balls for him before referring!

    The longest part for myself was waiting for an appointment for the procedure which took just over 5 months. I can't send my samples in until August which will be 4 months after the snip!
    Send your samples in? I had to go to the hospital and wank on site (5 times)!
  • ZuluHero 19 Jun 2018 20:30:55 7,436 posts
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    I had to send mine too, and only 2! One to check and one to double check. Four months after sounds about right.

    Also it was a good opportunity for my partner to give me a "hand" where she couldn't say no! ;)

    Edited by ZuluHero at 20:31:50 19-06-2018
  • the_milkybar_kid 20 Jun 2018 05:37:28 8,003 posts
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    Knew they had to test after the fact but didn't think about the logistics of sending in bottles of jizz. Could really do without wanking in a hospital and handing over a splattered bottle to a nurse.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 10:37:25 20-06-2018
  • Dougs 20 Jun 2018 07:19:06 89,593 posts
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    Yeah, I posted mine in too. But had to do the hospital thing when checked for fertility ('satisfactory', that's a win!)
  • Nemesis 21 Jun 2018 13:04:47 19,522 posts
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    I was provided two sample pots upon the 2nd consultation and had to hand them into the local hospital after....16 weeks IIRC two weeks apart.

    Handing over a jizz sample to the receptionist whist in a queue of other wankers was, to pardon the pun, an eye opener. So much awkward in one room.

    I completed the paperwork ahead of time, so I didn't have to stand there doing the admin work whilst the pot stood beside the clipboard. Quietly separating as the minutes ticked on by.

    I am a year on from the op now and I've had no pain which was a real concern.
  • Chug666 14 Aug 2018 19:30:31 582 posts
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    Friday is V-Day... can we fast forward the next fortnight please?
  • ZuluHero 14 Aug 2018 20:24:05 7,436 posts
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    @Chug666 Hopefully you'll be fine! What recuperation game did you pick after?
  • Chug666 14 Aug 2018 21:40:25 582 posts
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    @ZuluHero thanks! I have The Surge in my backlog, spotted Nioh on the psn sale though... should probably avoid games that involve sharp blades and bulbous fleshy objects!
  • the_milkybar_kid 14 Aug 2018 21:53:47 8,003 posts
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    Good luck mate. Mines next Saturday. A mate of mine had it done, went to work the next day and was home by half 10. Said his bollocks were like watermelons.

    Going to ask for a sick note for the week after. God of War is what I'm starting :-D

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 21:56:13 14-08-2018
  • Nemesis 14 Aug 2018 22:10:47 19,522 posts
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    Supportive pants, you’ll be thankful.
  • the_milkybar_kid 27 Oct 2018 18:15:02 8,003 posts
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    We'll, that was most unpleasant. Feel like I've been repeatedly kicked in the bollocks for an hour. Thankfully the process is slightly less embarrassing as I've got to post bottles of jizz rather then hand it over to a receptionist in a full surgery.

    But yeah, aside from 2 needles to the bollocks the process wasnt too bad. Hearing the doctor pull and snap rubbery tubes was wierd. Didn't have the bollocks (pun intended) to take a look. Fucking hurting now though.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 18:19:37 27-10-2018

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 23:54:32 27-10-2018
  • Frogofdoom 27 Oct 2018 18:19:02 13,427 posts
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    Make sure you take it easy if it's hurting mate, I was stupid enough not to and really suffered for it.
  • the_milkybar_kid 27 Oct 2018 18:28:03 8,003 posts
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    @Frogofdoom Will do mate, cheers. Taking a few days off work next week and not doing anything but catching up on some gaming.
  • Dougs 27 Oct 2018 22:33:14 89,593 posts
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    Make sure you're armed with a big fuck off pillow for when the small people launch themselves at you.
  • the_milkybar_kid 27 Oct 2018 23:53:10 8,003 posts
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    @Dougs ha! Already had a few close calls earlier. I think he gets it now. Until tomorrow... Can tell there's not much sleeping going on tonight.

    Did anyone else get handed a tub of the rememnants of your tubes? They showed me parts of the tubes they took out submerged in fluid. They must send it off for Christ knows what, but weird seeing it.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 23:57:17 27-10-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 28 Oct 2018 06:38:08 6,239 posts
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    They send it off to DNA research your sex crimes
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