Following Stop! Vasectomy time! Page 25

  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 06:54:55 7,919 posts
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    Well, we had a good run.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 07:34:42 28-10-2018
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 06:57:25 24,173 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid
    Welcome to the club, ...thesans_milkybar_kid ;)

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 06:58:11 28-10-2018
  • Force_Ghost_bdaggers 28 Oct 2018 07:30:08 29 posts
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    Mine was done on a Friday as the Docs expected everyone to be ok to go back to work on the Monday. Maybe I was one of the lucky ones, but I was fine for the Monday.

    (Apart from the bruising, no one mentions the black and blue bruising all over you cock’nballs)
  • GoatApocalypse 28 Oct 2018 07:38:16 5,337 posts
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    A mate of mine is going in next week - his first question was how long after can I start fucking again?

    I vaguely remember waiting like a week and having the worst sex I think I've ever had.
  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 07:50:50 7,919 posts
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    If he wants to run the risk of impregnating someone, whenever he wants. The advice they give is that you need to knock 24 wanks out before giving a sample.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 07:54:52 28-10-2018
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 07:52:11 24,173 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    If he wants to run the risk of impregnating someone, whenever he wants. The advice they give is that you need to knock 24 wanks out before giving a sample.
    That will be one exhausting day!
  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 07:54:30 7,919 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 ha, I did think have an internal giggle thinking I could manage that in a week when she mentioned it.

    Right now though I couldn't think of anything I'd want less. Other than having my bollocks probed again.
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 08:02:43 24,173 posts
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    I had to "give" a sample at around 6am in a fertility clinic in Athens many years ago, long story but not the greatest time. I think there may have been a video (yes video) tape but I didn't fancy touching it!
  • Zippity-zap 28 Oct 2018 08:15:07 372 posts
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    This has probably already been said, but when I saw this thread title, I immediately envisioned a hammer descending, with force, upon an exposed pair of balls.
  • Zippity-zap 28 Oct 2018 08:15:16 372 posts
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    This has probably already been said, but when I saw this thread title, I immediately envisioned a hammer descending, with force, upon an exposed pair of balls.
  • elstoof 28 Oct 2018 08:16:13 22,648 posts
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    If you’d put the tape in you’d have discovered it was actually footage of all the other guys before you knocking one out
  • Load_2.0 28 Oct 2018 08:20:04 28,799 posts
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    I'm not going to google it but I assume that they tie together the jizz tubes and it builds up like a balloon over time before exploding inside you like a bukkake grenade?

    So how long do all you walking time bombs have?
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 08:26:01 24,173 posts
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    @Load_2.0
    :)
  • Frogofdoom 28 Oct 2018 08:28:01 12,166 posts
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    We are all set to explode next March user Load, it is done by design to stop is having to watch everyone we love starve to death and die of the black plague after Brexit.
  • fontgeeksogood 28 Oct 2018 08:30:59 5,036 posts
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    You'll get super pregnant when the cum grenade goes off
  • mrpon 28 Oct 2018 08:37:14 35,031 posts
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    Does it taste different afterwards?

    Asking for a friend.
  • elstoof 28 Oct 2018 08:41:15 22,648 posts
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    Fewer calories, should help a little to convince your partner
  • fontgeeksogood 28 Oct 2018 08:45:35 5,036 posts
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    Also vegan friendly
  • GoatApocalypse 28 Oct 2018 09:02:37 5,337 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Fewer calories, should help a little to convince your partner
    Crucially, still high in protein
  • Buztafen 22 Jan 2019 16:07:10 17,492 posts
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    It's time, booked a Dr's appointment to get a referral for getting the old vas deferens snipped.

    I'll be asking the Doc all the usual questions but thought i'd try here for some war stories too.

    So going by the NHS website, there's two ways this can be done. A conventional vasectomy and the super cool and apparently less painful no-scalpel AKA 'Laser beam' vasectomy. Does anyone know why one is picked over the other? Can you choose?

    Also the Doctor i spoke to when booking an appointment with says he'll need to check to see if he can feel my sperm pipes or something. Is that usual or is he getting over familiar far too quickly? :eek:
  • the_milkybar_kid 22 Jan 2019 16:37:34 7,919 posts
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    The main thing that hurt was the fucking needle to anesthetize and the stitches after. I had the laser and didn't really feel anything during the operation, but really struggled to move for a good 4-5 days after. They were a lot more tender for a whole after too, 2 months later they feel back to normal. It's not a very pleasant experience to be honest but a necessary evil.
  • freddymercurystwin 22 Jan 2019 16:46:17 1,605 posts
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    And don't forget the smoke and smell of burning flesh.
  • ZuluHero 22 Jan 2019 16:53:10 7,203 posts
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    I had a scalpel with no stitches. Wasn't offered a choice. I wasn't felt up before hand either.

    Sounds like a different kind of happy ending to me...
  • freddymercurystwin 22 Jan 2019 16:53:39 1,605 posts
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    And the blood in your semen for the first couple of ejaculations.
  • GoatApocalypse 22 Jan 2019 19:41:25 5,337 posts
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    Be a coward like me and insist on a general anaesthetic.
  • Buztafen 22 Jan 2019 19:53:15 17,492 posts
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    @freddymercurystwin WTF? Blood in semen?

    Ah so reading back through the thread there are others that were felt up by the doctor before referral...so its not just me. An i thought he found me attractive! :rolleyes:

    Edited by Buztafen at 20:07:19 22-01-2019
  • challenge_hanukkah 22 Jan 2019 20:07:27 10,005 posts
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    Buztafen wrote:
    @freddymercurystwin WTF? Blood in semen?
    Is that really all that surprising?
  • AddyJB 22 Jan 2019 20:09:03 1,199 posts
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    I'm so glad I never got the snip. My wife got spayed instead. I'm free to roam and spray everywhere.
  • challenge_hanukkah 22 Jan 2019 20:10:59 10,005 posts
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    I'm just planning on wearing really tight underwear for the next few years.
  • AddyJB 22 Jan 2019 20:13:13 1,199 posts
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    So no change there then.
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