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  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 06:54:55 7,816 posts
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    Well, we had a good run.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 07:34:42 28-10-2018
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 06:57:25 23,925 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid
    Welcome to the club, ...thesans_milkybar_kid ;)

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 06:58:11 28-10-2018
  • Force_Ghost_bdaggers 28 Oct 2018 07:30:08 29 posts
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    Mine was done on a Friday as the Docs expected everyone to be ok to go back to work on the Monday. Maybe I was one of the lucky ones, but I was fine for the Monday.

    (Apart from the bruising, no one mentions the black and blue bruising all over you cock’nballs)
  • GoatApocalypse 28 Oct 2018 07:38:16 5,137 posts
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    A mate of mine is going in next week - his first question was how long after can I start fucking again?

    I vaguely remember waiting like a week and having the worst sex I think I've ever had.
  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 07:50:50 7,816 posts
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    If he wants to run the risk of impregnating someone, whenever he wants. The advice they give is that you need to knock 24 wanks out before giving a sample.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 07:54:52 28-10-2018
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 07:52:11 23,925 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    If he wants to run the risk of impregnating someone, whenever he wants. The advice they give is that you need to knock 24 wanks out before giving a sample.
    That will be one exhausting day!
  • the_milkybar_kid 28 Oct 2018 07:54:30 7,816 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 ha, I did think have an internal giggle thinking I could manage that in a week when she mentioned it.

    Right now though I couldn't think of anything I'd want less. Other than having my bollocks probed again.
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 08:02:43 23,925 posts
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    I had to "give" a sample at around 6am in a fertility clinic in Athens many years ago, long story but not the greatest time. I think there may have been a video (yes video) tape but I didn't fancy touching it!
  • Zippity-zap 28 Oct 2018 08:15:07 366 posts
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    This has probably already been said, but when I saw this thread title, I immediately envisioned a hammer descending, with force, upon an exposed pair of balls.
  • Zippity-zap 28 Oct 2018 08:15:16 366 posts
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    This has probably already been said, but when I saw this thread title, I immediately envisioned a hammer descending, with force, upon an exposed pair of balls.
  • elstoof 28 Oct 2018 08:16:13 22,168 posts
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    If you’d put the tape in you’d have discovered it was actually footage of all the other guys before you knocking one out
  • Load_2.0 28 Oct 2018 08:20:04 28,397 posts
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    I'm not going to google it but I assume that they tie together the jizz tubes and it builds up like a balloon over time before exploding inside you like a bukkake grenade?

    So how long do all you walking time bombs have?
  • DUFFMAN5 28 Oct 2018 08:26:01 23,925 posts
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    @Load_2.0
    :)
  • Frogofdoom 28 Oct 2018 08:28:01 11,223 posts
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    We are all set to explode next March user Load, it is done by design to stop is having to watch everyone we love starve to death and die of the black plague after Brexit.
  • fontgeeksogood 28 Oct 2018 08:30:59 4,280 posts
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    You'll get super pregnant when the cum grenade goes off
  • mrpon 28 Oct 2018 08:37:14 34,926 posts
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    Does it taste different afterwards?

    Asking for a friend.
  • elstoof 28 Oct 2018 08:41:15 22,168 posts
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    Fewer calories, should help a little to convince your partner
  • fontgeeksogood 28 Oct 2018 08:45:35 4,280 posts
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    Also vegan friendly
  • GoatApocalypse 28 Oct 2018 09:02:37 5,137 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Fewer calories, should help a little to convince your partner
    Crucially, still high in protein
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