Following Stop! Vasectomy time! Page 26

  • challenge_hanukkah 22 Jan 2019 20:22:28 10,772 posts
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    I might don a tight red codpiece and front a Cameo tribute band.
  • ComradePete 22 Jan 2019 20:28:31 606 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I might don a tight red codpiece and front a Cameo tribute band.
    Good start to the new page ;)

    Got mine booked for a week on Friday. Going to be a fun way to start the weekend...
  • Buztafen 22 Jan 2019 21:13:10 17,493 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
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    @freddymercurystwin WTF? Blood in semen?
    Is that really all that surprising?
    Depends on how long it lasts i guess. Once or twice...ok. But if i'm going to be spaffing blood for the next year i'd be a little worried.
  • ZuluHero 22 Jan 2019 21:22:14 7,415 posts
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    Only the first couple of times and tbh I never noticed. Maybe it's worse if you opt for laser.
  • fontgeeksogood 22 Jan 2019 21:25:22 6,099 posts
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    If you get it done at the right time of year it would look festive
  • ZuluHero 22 Jan 2019 21:33:34 7,415 posts
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    Oh oh oh...
  • LegendaryApe 22 Jan 2019 21:37:19 1,878 posts
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    @fontgeeksogood

    Have our ever considered a vasectomy, user fontgeeksogood?
  • fontgeeksogood 22 Jan 2019 21:39:47 6,099 posts
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    I have never had secks (is that how you write it?)
  • the_milkybar_kid 23 Jan 2019 10:48:31 7,989 posts
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    I never had bloody jizz. I decided to bite the bullet after 4 days and was expecting to be withering round in excruciating pain under a geyser of bloody jizz. None of that happened, but it was an uncomfortable experience.
  • Buztafen 30 Jan 2019 11:18:59 17,493 posts
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    Doctors appointment done, he hardly had any questions for me...i guess he just wanted to get to the part where i dropped trou!

    Apparently my 'pipes' are ok, not sure why he needed to stick a finger up my starfish to tell me that but hey-ho, Dr's know best!

    Getting a letter through to book the op. Whether the operation is Scalpel or Non-scalpel (AKA LAZOR!!!!) based is down to where i choose to go, and he mentioned that there's a chance of bruising and uncomfortableness from both. That being said the LAZOR!!! method still seems the more desirable.

    Quick roll-call! Who here got butchered with the Scalpel method and who went advanced with LAZORS?
  • the_milkybar_kid 30 Jan 2019 11:34:55 7,989 posts
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    Laser. Either way you're still going to have a needle and stitches in your bollocks, which was the most painful bit. And they're going to be sore as fuck for a while.

    My doctor showed me the tubes that they send off (for whatever reason, I'd like to think they're making a giant reaper like ME2). Was a weird experience seeing your insides now in a tub.
  • ZuluHero 30 Jan 2019 11:47:18 7,415 posts
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    I had scalpel with no stitches.
  • ZuluHero 30 Jan 2019 11:48:49 7,415 posts
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    Oh, and no bum hole exam either.
  • askew 30 Jan 2019 12:00:24 19,119 posts
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    That was just for the Doc's benefit.
  • Buztafen 30 Jan 2019 12:16:47 17,493 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    Oh, and no bum hole exam either.
    Hah!....Good joke....you're joking right? :eek:
  • DUFFMAN5 30 Jan 2019 12:59:31 24,551 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    I had scalpel with no stitches.
    not sure but I had stitches
    The 10 years of firing blanks have flown by
  • theonemuzzy 30 Jan 2019 12:59:55 26 posts
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    I had this done a few weeks ago.
    Doc used the scalpel, no stitches just glued back together with a plaster over the top.
    Other than a bit of bruising and being sore no other issues for me (thank god)
  • Buztafen 30 Jan 2019 13:33:59 17,493 posts
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    @theonemuzzy Good to hear it all went ok! How long did you have to wait to get the op?
  • theonemuzzy 30 Jan 2019 14:06:46 26 posts
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    @Buztafen I think i put the request in with my GP in May last year, then an appointment with the doc who would be carrying out the op in Aug/Sept and finally the op this year.
    I suppose it might all depend on where you are as to how busy the NHS will be for this sort of thing.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 30 Jan 2019 14:11:44 966 posts
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    I had a scalpel and stitches. Injection hurt and the scalpel hurt (and I nearly became a eunuch apparently) and the second injection to numb the bits the first injection missed hurt the most.

    ... so lazer would be my vote.
  • freddymercurystwin 30 Jan 2019 18:45:48 1,648 posts
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    Frickin lazer for me. No issues, except they swelled up like a pair of water melons and were all kinds of pretty colours, didn't hurt that much I thought, could have driven home no problem though had a arranged a lift. Oh and the blood in the semen of course. ;)
  • ComradePete 31 Jan 2019 09:45:41 606 posts
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    Vasectomy-eve o_o
  • Dougs 31 Jan 2019 09:48:18 89,259 posts
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    Scalpel here too. Was more painful than I expected to be honest, they had to dose me up more. Afterwards just a bit of discomfort rather than pain. Keep a big pillow near you to stop the small people leaping on you.
  • ZuluHero 31 Jan 2019 09:52:55 7,415 posts
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    Buztafen wrote:
    ZuluHero wrote:
    Oh, and no bum hole exam either.
    Hah!....Good joke....you're joking right? :eek:
    I wish I was! Sounds like you had a bum-deal? ;)

    Are you sure your Doctor is registered and it wasn't just some guy down an alleyway?
  • Blakester 31 Jan 2019 09:53:35 4,729 posts
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    Regardless of the discomfort, you at least get a small amount of time to bask in the light of your noble action - lording it over your mates who are too afraid to go through with it, and admired by their wives.

    Heck, you might even get a morsel of begrudging respect from your missus, right up until the point you start moaning about the pain and she reminds you about childbirth.
  • Dougs 31 Jan 2019 09:55:27 89,259 posts
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    Bang on there.
  • ZuluHero 31 Jan 2019 10:01:12 7,415 posts
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    Ironically banging is definitely off the table (or floor, bed, wherever) for a while though!
  • Dougs 31 Jan 2019 11:12:22 89,259 posts
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    :D
  • Buztafen 31 Jan 2019 14:03:29 17,493 posts
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    I did try to get some pre-op sympathy from the wife. Sort of a "look what i'm going to have to go through woman!" type angle.

    She laughed in my face and reminded me of the shit she went through during our second child's birth...us blokes really do have it easy in some regards.
  • ZuluHero 31 Jan 2019 14:14:33 7,415 posts
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    Well take it easy - otherwise you will have issues and you will be next to useless, then she wont be laughing!
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