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  • Nemesis 31 Jan 2019 14:21:39 19,518 posts
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    Can I just say buy properly supportive underpants for the first week. I say this every time, but it does bear repeating for those about to go through the procedure.

    Had mine done a year ago or thereabouts, and Iíve never regretted it. The first few days though...just take it easy. Itíll help.
  • Dougs 31 Jan 2019 14:25:15 89,259 posts
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    Ah yes, that too.
  • the_milkybar_kid 31 Jan 2019 15:24:55 7,989 posts
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    You'll quickly adapt to having no sudden movements anyway so your bollocks won't be swinging boulders of misery. But buy tight pants anyway.
  • Buztafen 31 Jan 2019 15:25:39 17,493 posts
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    Haven't worn underpants for years! God dammit the sacrifices im going to have to make! :D
  • ComradePete 31 Jan 2019 16:31:54 606 posts
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    The confirmation letter I got was quite vociferous about wearing the right pants.

    And about taking a book.
  • Nemesis 31 Jan 2019 20:53:36 19,518 posts
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    youíll hate the supportive pants, they are most uncomfortable. However free swinging is even worse. After a week of them youíll find you quite like them. Scrotoholm Syndrome and all that.
  • Dougs 31 Jan 2019 21:54:03 89,259 posts
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    I only threw mine out last year, 3 years after I was done. I didn't wear them once recovered, but I felt some kind of bond with them.
  • ZuluHero 31 Jan 2019 22:11:03 7,415 posts
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    I've actually moved over to them, as I quite like the support, especially when running and stuff.
  • Nanocrystal 1 Feb 2019 04:42:28 1,860 posts
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    WTF is this laser bullshit?? Knife through the scrotum or you haven't had a vasectomy.
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Feb 2019 04:44:22 6,099 posts
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    It's a technique first seen in Goldfinger
  • Buztafen 21 Feb 2019 19:43:04 17,493 posts
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    Well that was fun. Took an hour tops before i was driving home! And most of that was waiting my turn and talking with Dr's and Nurses.

    I had a No Injection, No Scalpel, No Suture op. They basically fire this air gun at your balls about 6 times (3 either side) which penetrates the skin and anaesthetises your bits but it just feels like an elastic band twanging your ball sack.

    After that they make a small puncture to cut and burn your pipes and stick a steri-strip on job done 15 mins if that!

    The cutting part felt like he was tugging the pipe and then squeezing my ball really tight, just as it was getting to the point where i was like "dude stop tugging my ball!" it stopped. The smoke coming from my nether regions was a bit unnerving.

    Felt like a boss as they were impressed I didn't flinch or wince, and i was quite happy as just before it was my turn the guy who was in before me came out on a stretcher due to passing out! Pussy! I walked out of there and drove home! :D

    Anyway the anaesthetic is wearing of now and paracetamol is pretty shit...so i can definitely feel it.

    A night on the sofa playing Apex Legends it is!

    Edited by Buztafen at 21:12:49 21-02-2019
  • askew 21 Feb 2019 20:28:37 19,119 posts
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    Was this a legit hospital you attended?

    Otherwise, I enjoyed your report :lol:

    Edited by askew at 20:29:27 21-02-2019
  • the_milkybar_kid 21 Feb 2019 20:31:38 7,989 posts
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    I could barely bend my legs to get in the car as a passanger, let alone fucking drive.
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Feb 2019 20:34:14 6,099 posts
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    I heard the worst bit about that new technique is the pain just before your balls finally fall off, after that though no more pain
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Feb 2019 20:34:36 6,099 posts
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    Unless of course you get phantom knackers syndrome
  • Buztafen 21 Feb 2019 21:04:49 17,493 posts
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    I hope it was legit...

    The Yorkshire Clinic

    And the no scalpel one on this page is what i had done.

    NOT LAZOR BUT STILL NO KNIFE!

    I can post pictures if you like but beware the whole thing looks like the last chicken at Sainsburys at the moment...

    Edited by Buztafen at 21:09:04 21-02-2019
  • Buztafen 21 Feb 2019 21:14:25 17,493 posts
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    @the_milkybar_kid - I definitely couldn't drive now. The anaesthetic has defo worn off. Paracetamol SUCK!!!
  • askew 21 Feb 2019 23:12:50 19,119 posts
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    Sperm granulomas Ė sperm can sometimes leak from your cut tubes and in rare cases collect and form hard lumps called sperm granulomas.
    Sounds like a wholewheat cereal.
  • DaM 22 Feb 2019 11:29:23 17,329 posts
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    Decided I have to get this done. The chances of me hooking up with a hot 20 yr old if I got divorced are declining by the year.
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