Can I just say buy properly supportive underpants for the first week. I say this every time, but it does bear repeating for those about to go through the procedure. |
Had mine done a year ago or thereabouts, and Iíve never regretted it. The first few days though...just take it easy. Itíll help.
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Ah yes, that too.
You'll quickly adapt to having no sudden movements anyway so your bollocks won't be swinging boulders of misery. But buy tight pants anyway.
Haven't worn underpants for years! God dammit the sacrifices im going to have to make!
ComradePete 617 posts
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The confirmation letter I got was quite vociferous about wearing the right pants.
And about taking a book.
youíll hate the supportive pants, they are most uncomfortable. However free swinging is even worse. After a week of them youíll find you quite like them. Scrotoholm Syndrome and all that.
I only threw mine out last year, 3 years after I was done. I didn't wear them once recovered, but I felt some kind of bond with them.
ZuluHero 7,963 posts
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I've actually moved over to them, as I quite like the support, especially when running and stuff.
Nanocrystal 1,976 posts
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WTF is this laser bullshit?? Knife through the scrotum or you haven't had a vasectomy.
It's a technique first seen in Goldfinger
Well that was fun. Took an hour tops before i was driving home! And most of that was waiting my turn and talking with Dr's and Nurses.
I had a No Injection, No Scalpel, No Suture op. They basically fire this air gun at your balls about 6 times (3 either side) which penetrates the skin and anaesthetises your bits but it just feels like an elastic band twanging your ball sack.
After that they make a small puncture to cut and burn your pipes and stick a steri-strip on job done 15 mins if that!
The cutting part felt like he was tugging the pipe and then squeezing my ball really tight, just as it was getting to the point where i was like "dude stop tugging my ball!" it stopped. The smoke coming from my nether regions was a bit unnerving.
Felt like a boss as they were impressed I didn't flinch or wince, and i was quite happy as just before it was my turn the guy who was in before me came out on a stretcher due to passing out! Pussy! I walked out of there and drove home!
Anyway the anaesthetic is wearing of now and paracetamol is pretty shit...so i can definitely feel it.
A night on the sofa playing Apex Legends it is!
Edited by Buztafen at 21:12:49 21-02-2019
Was this a legit hospital you attended?
Otherwise, I enjoyed your report
Edited by askew at 20:29:27 21-02-2019
I could barely bend my legs to get in the car as a passanger, let alone fucking drive.
I heard the worst bit about that new technique is the pain just before your balls finally fall off, after that though no more pain
Unless of course you get phantom knackers syndrome
@the_milkybar_kid - I definitely couldn't drive now. The anaesthetic has defo worn off. Paracetamol SUCK!!!
Sperm granulomas Ė sperm can sometimes leak from your cut tubes and in rare cases collect and form hard lumps called sperm granulomas.Sounds like a wholewheat cereal.
DaM 17,433 posts
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Decided I have to get this done. The chances of me hooking up with a hot 20 yr old if I got divorced are declining by the year.
Rodney 4,108 posts
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Got it done this morning. It wasn't too bad.
I really liked the valium injection. had to stop myself from giggling about nothing when I was paying at reception afterwards.
The doctor gave me the sample container and said "you'll need to provide a semen sample in a couple of months, and there are instructions in the bag", to which I replied "don't worry about that, I've had years of practice" - which I thought was hilarious at the time but now I'm not so sure.
Tight underwear is irritating but the pain hasn't been too bad. Just have to avoid sudden movements.
I was meant to use the time at home to shop around for a better home loan deal, but instead I just played Rage 2 and ate steak and ice cream. I've had worse days.
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