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  • DakeyrasUK 6 Sep 2020 00:26:05 4,920 posts
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    Both are great, but for me Triss wins. Was really odd, I actually had a crush on her playing the game. First time I have had a crush on a fictional character.

    Also Yen had no chill, the bitch reported me to the middle of a lake for wearing her clothes and not apologising.

    Oh and I too have a thing for red heads!

    Edited by DakeyrasUK at 00:26:47 06-09-2020
  • DrStrangelove 6 Sep 2020 05:29:25 15,427 posts
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    @Bichii while I didn't find any of W3 romance too convincing anyway, I liked Yen less than Triss. Class? Those "quality bantz" turned things downwards rather than upwards if you catch my drift. Yen is just annoying AF.
  • Load_2.0 7 Sep 2020 15:25:52 32,641 posts
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    Is there any point to this shitty card game?

    Can I get anything useful from it like cash or a sword?

    I fucking suuuuuuuck at it.
  • Decks 7 Sep 2020 15:28:22 28,847 posts
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    Nah you can completely ignore it.
  • Rogueywon 7 Sep 2020 15:34:47 11,037 posts
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    There's a quest around the middle of the game, the "optimal" solution for which involves winning a tournament. This being Witcher 3, though, there are plenty of other solutions.
  • spookyxelectric 7 Sep 2020 16:22:21 368 posts
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    I mean, you do bet gold each time.

    And you get more cards. And the satisfaction of being the best in the land!
  • Immaterial 23 Feb 2021 14:48:12 2,509 posts
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    I've FINALLY got round to installing this. 15 hours (ish) in, and I've just finished White Orchard, because I can't leave a question mark unticked, and because there's enough info out there on a six year old game to show me where the sekrits are. It's surprisingly soothing just mooching around in the woods, smacking the occasional ghoul in its chops.

    Think I'll stick with Yen- there's a touch of Hermione Norris or Emila Fox about her, which tickles my fancy.

    Edited by Immaterial at 14:48:40 23-02-2021
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 23 Feb 2021 14:52:01 16,375 posts
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    I really liked that you can just mooch about and stumble across things rather than it being wall to wall monsters and bandits whenever you try to get anywhere.

    If anything I’d have liked fewer monsters so that it felt more fairy tale and exceptional
  • DUFFMAN5 23 Feb 2021 16:43:30 26,509 posts
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    Immaterial wrote:
    Think I'll stick with Yen- there's a touch of Hermione Norris or Emila Fox about her, which tickles my fancy.
    The ONLY choice ;)

    It is a brilliant game, and I have still yet to start the dlc!
  • Stuz359 23 Feb 2021 17:48:45 389 posts
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    Next gen patch soon as well.
  • crashVoodoo 23 Feb 2021 18:15:39 7,069 posts
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    i installed it again late last year to do the DLC but i'm currently in a sewer with a giant frog that walked all over me.

    not been back on it since
  • dfunked09 23 Feb 2021 18:34:44 1,613 posts
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    Your priority should be to get out of that sewer before you even think about playing the game...
  • Rodimus-Prime 23 Feb 2021 19:08:33 417 posts
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    Personally, i'm a Keira Metz kind of guy. Didn't much care for Triss or Yen.
  • challenge_hanukkah 23 Feb 2021 20:12:38 13,766 posts
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    Rodimus-Prime wrote:
    Personally, i'm a Keira Metz kind of guy. Didn't much care for Triss or Yen.
    Yeah, the prospect of helping her commit genocide via a biological weapon made me want to fuck her brains out too.
  • Load_2.0 23 Feb 2021 21:16:00 32,641 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Is there any point to this shitty card game?

    Can I get anything useful from it like cash or a sword?

    I fucking suuuuuuuck at it.
    Hah, I became a Gwent addict.

    What's that? Your village is besieged by monsters and the children snatched ? I'll get right on that...

    After I play cards with every merchant in a 10 mile radius.
  • JamboWayOh 23 Feb 2021 21:20:17 22,927 posts
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    Gwent was essentially my life when playing Witcher 3.
  • spookyxelectric 23 Feb 2021 21:28:01 368 posts
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    Anyone have Thronebreaker? I enjoyed Gwent in Witcher 3, but I'm not sure how well it can sustain a full game.
  • JoeBlade 23 Feb 2021 21:38:10 5,865 posts
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    spookyxelectric wrote:
    Anyone have Thronebreaker? I enjoyed Gwent in Witcher 3, but I'm not sure how well it can sustain a full game.
    There's a free-to-play Gwent game from the Witcher dev available on pretty much all platforms. It's called... wait for it... Gwent.

    I'm not into it myself so I don't care for either that or Thronebreaker but I hear the latter's also great for a Gwent fan.
    It's more of a sequence of tactical challenges based on Gwent mechanics (though it's very similar to that game) from what I understand.
  • Bichii 23 Feb 2021 21:49:54 4,303 posts
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    Throne beaker is a brilliant brilliant game and I didn't like Gwent much. This version of Gwent is far more dynamic and the story is great with excellent characters throughout. Tough decisions along with way that affect your army (deck).
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 24 Feb 2021 00:34:28 16,375 posts
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    All card games in real life and as in-game mini games are Go Johnny Go-Go Go Go to me. Hate that I get forced to do them as drawn out tutorials and then avoid at every opportunity once thats out of the way.

    They’re always such a chore.

    Edited by simpleexplodingmaybe at 00:52:38 24-02-2021
  • DUFFMAN5 24 Feb 2021 04:07:29 26,509 posts
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    @simpleexplodingmaybe
    Good reference mate 👍😀
  • Zippity-zap 24 Feb 2021 05:07:01 610 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I can totally get *under a gal that likes to fuck atop a stuffed unicorn.
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