Random Musings Page 954

  • macmurphy 6 Dec 2017 16:27:34 3,150 posts
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    In my Vegas glory days I used to just eat one meal a day. A ten dollar buffet at lunch.

    I used to pile up on food and felt like I didnít need anything for 24 hours. And I found I still eat less than a lot of those fuckers.

    Itís frightening. They must do shits like softball bats.
  • LittleSparra 6 Dec 2017 16:27:50 7,926 posts
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    I ate a whole big pizza in Boston and the fit waitress was really impressed with me.

    Score.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Dec 2017 16:30:42 14,696 posts
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    Yeah she wouldn't have been used to people eating their own weight in pizza. And it would have definitely not have anything to do with her milking you for a tip.
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2017 16:32:50 34,492 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    I ate a whole big pizza in Boston and the fit waitress was really impressed with me.

    Score.
    Typo?
  • JamboWayOh 6 Dec 2017 16:34:24 8,428 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    LittleSparra wrote:
    I ate a whole big pizza in Boston and the fit waitress was really impressed with me.

    Score.
    Typo?
    :lol:
  • quadfather 6 Dec 2017 17:17:37 31,964 posts
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    I think I'm fitting in quite well. I had steak and ribs for breakfast, and now I'm having a whole pizza to myself for dinner. Probably have a selection of burgers later I imagine.
  • challenge_hanukkah 6 Dec 2017 17:56:29 6,897 posts
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    quadfatter
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    quaderpounder
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Dec 2017 18:05:43 14,696 posts
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    Fatcunt
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    octofather
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Dec 2017 18:11:57 5,673 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Well, there was the steak, which was fairly big. And, er, you *had* to have (by law apparently) 2 sides as well. So I went for some sweetcorn and a 'small set of ribs'.

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/q2UAKfGeAwNp2e_q1V5FStL6gOuDOMiNom_2Cp4tD654wqjzUW7V16nm03yWZpgV0ijuKnlsVNVbAxIbo4hNuXyjkXTkWkFaJXGeRDpQXQgGL54W3wkKkDgI6bv2_ccSu4E-1p3DF6xSvEeaAlfvKEOF3R1bS0gdKZfYvUxOCxpcDevdiU6SL0QHa31bwc8xQlTIDiBSCh_LG4ApbO_mNkOCZIbkKqZUqdeO02dPlkZiu93sW2WXCc1h8KKP_MyX3soeYlNzM_Wzzomwyo4Cagaw9eOjO2o4-i1SHoYseU0EjU6G_9HSalkmTleHQko4WHk3WkGvo6_evB3IXvi3DbSKf2ePZQ5J9eQA26WZOSVFnsqRIXqXVaM5iIefTtJ3pnacMlnNE8xigOzd4jj8ScHo-HZAWmsu1FEj41jEsEu4F6L_26Upruyr5dGRLPrnT0dnhvP7pwsnel4icZTf34hxUwh_IB-7mdjfbptmXsdV2YhaEDtunXo2l_bKLLSwwoXTTGE871uRrvbaWLC_D1_oPKt0kPpYLG0o-CRtFd2SP2fH6a6bORVQSWrj-jjRciH6KQUvC1LcniZtj85toULjxHsOhREjQZLwe9RClY0=w447-h596-no

    See that sweetcorn bowl? That's about the size of a normal plate in the uk...

    And wtf - when we arrived, the local guy bought his beer and got "some" nuts in a 'small' pot -

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/BaR9Sf44dYezKkSZRk8yad7W9CHYXGzwu9tTzYH27mSVMuLt5vrYIx30Ex7ribL4IGoIFdX3ZLeAxzrwZCDzIfUIEql7eD0tssQ1hOZEoUOpwJzFrxC7v9bpQ4Hf_P4E_5yEHE3CCwEv33bPnoImTgNsmP_3pnwG5bwZaQkn1UuHPBF3cPz3Q8W5WGOaKE3nyWCh-Wnk4I967i7XhPk9FdJInr8q8ePge4p-_AH43lC1ek96wGj7wJAdmz_iisAj244FnVlPsfig0Ji4fKV7BqQF1-6WXPAnFFwBsUvzOJlVQK-uujnuFm3TIKS5yGLl-36gRgtpoisseYKRwu0jpC8VqM6RDDh70FBsOiCogUwMrStK642fi2NIjL0-JReoQWA8zLLxWL57i_LBqmM3zpogcLFcNujigIRTWFxjJ9YF4lsIr7Aa5vl-essNXQDN3MJfZLkbdX91H5Cvw4ccfOB3qZlVHRUKAs3S3k7L985BNnRndSZJZG43ugAj3FaOQusjtAKvLTTf7dbrXA9ZrCMjkQiPsHoF2FrcUazYvtS6xuhGarNRpOZcKLOSYm4-zMhnmBfV8FJbE0BIE4vD6LzdV-smPFuX3-8Vdq-aBe8=w447-h596-no

    And apparently, you *have* to shell them and just lob the shells on the floor. Everyone was doing this, and this is what the floor looked like near us just before we got a table for the main food -

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/bW8bdPn4xhX4jjsSbxZOmVp7oAfPez6UFJDqqz_en6_ulN6dh4XDdKHUdyDS5gOTc4G5KQRNWlwvhYHpT5LX3TDVg_3rXYrcHsWBQroexwIDTcBXRfk9jzlaoy6vramBpMg3SwpzPTyhJoUwQYcxZOc0LUS1SGpsJiHFBSS2yV6Bxodxuvl_sMyaeMNj6SpysiLJZjEtgdHuWwg_J3XRYldHc29VtgmsCxanCHE7eWt2LiqyNYwbu09bpd_xfwBfu2BbN_q-yejOHXsNCnYJGsu4wmd0suQV86pfpPz0PjyPu7dwArXuCNLblQvU6omH6FHb6Qb0lQyAzcguWrdZ5Ac8IKEpvKtmrOjLgySh4fbAAY3BENvINNvyH82CoYWe8i_XfMl8UhfgByqDBmafAubUx65zbHY6vCoGKI9xLtGckVAhnZQcyked_3NVy0K8kNhMSQMEjzIPfHQ3XfE-_pc5ZFVwPcFPR-2WlJiGyN2hbsgkibzZ0g3WWks58W8a6pFfuNFGSSbpbz1jiX6iCJozKxGuisV5gI09wvQrpRsNbHs74iTDK0UkDyBTT-kNXgjVZxdCljHcB5qO6ik_iLyMw4gSUyNMzAm0WGkoc=w447-h596-no
    It's all a bit weird.
    In Umericah, even the URLs are XXXXLarge!
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2017 18:18:00 20,264 posts
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    That shitting doesnít stop for a good few days after you get home. Kind of takes the shine off those beautiful American girls when you consider how much nutrition is stored in their shitpipes at any given time
  • Blurp 6 Dec 2017 18:20:08 1,389 posts
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    BBC News just told me that 'fake news' has been recently added to dictionary. What?! Hasn't the words 'fake' and 'news' been in the dictionary for a while?

    Edited by Blurp at 18:20:27 06-12-2017
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2017 18:22:02 20,264 posts
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    The phrase has been added. Theyíve been adding pop phrases to the lexicon for some time now
  • Blurp 6 Dec 2017 18:24:50 1,389 posts
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    They should add 'sad news' next year just in case some people have trouble putting two words together and figuring out the meaning.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2017 22:25:40
    are ewoks muslim 🤔
  • JamboWayOh 6 Dec 2017 22:38:02 8,428 posts
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    null wrote:
    are ewoks muslim 🤔
    Is this going somewhere retarded?
  • challenge_hanukkah 6 Dec 2017 22:40:33 6,897 posts
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    It's been there and back already.
  • wuntyphyve 6 Dec 2017 22:40:42 10,478 posts
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    Think it already has.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Dec 2017 22:41:51 14,696 posts
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    Let the man speak. This is the first time he's posted anything that didn't amount to "ugh isn't everything rubbish".
  • Frogofdoom 6 Dec 2017 22:55:52 9,016 posts
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    For a null post that's actually decent, he clearly stole it from somewhere.

    Google agrees that he did.

    Edited by Frogofdoom at 22:56:07 06-12-2017
  • thelzdking 6 Dec 2017 22:58:43 8,275 posts
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    The question remains though: are Ewoks Muslim?
  • RelaxedMikki 6 Dec 2017 23:08:10 2,713 posts
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    null wrote:
    are ewoks muslim 🤔
    u wot mate?

    https://ids.uni.edu/starwarsinthemorning/files/2017/01/C3PO.jpg
  • crashVoodoo 7 Dec 2017 00:09:54 5,856 posts
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    random tv viewing nite ...
    channel tunnel on 4
    couldn't be arsed to pick up remote so on came gogglebox
    dealt with son throwing up (ewww) and back down to find a sex doc on - megabrothel.
    MEGABROTHEL .. WTAF!
  • Innuendobot_5000 7 Dec 2017 00:35:36 209 posts
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    b0rk wrote:
    13.5", was not successful. Fortunately I stopped before the whole endeavour turned to regret.
    MUST. TRY. HARDER.
  • askew 7 Dec 2017 00:54:45 17,010 posts
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    Innuendobot_5000 wrote:
    b0rk wrote:
    13.5", was not successful. Fortunately I stopped before the whole endeavour turned to regret.
    MUST. TRY. HARDER.
    Indeed!
  • Deleted user 7 December 2017 04:40:08
    Decks wrote:
    Let the man speak. This is the first time he's posted anything that didn't amount to "ugh isn't everything rubbish".
    was just checking who actually had me on ignore
  • Rusty_M 7 Dec 2017 07:36:12 6,848 posts
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    Give up on what?

    Edited by Rusty_M at 07:36:24 07-12-2017
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