Random Musings Page 1044

  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2018 19:49:21 6,844 posts
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    A little bit more.


    Hello new page!

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 19:49:45 08-05-2018
  • elstoof 8 May 2018 19:56:34 19,961 posts
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    Reminds me of the time I found my old English folder from school, me and my mate would write the most embarrassing song lyrics we could think of on each other’s folder when not looking. He won, by getting the entirety of Blueboy’s Remember Me on there

    Edited by elstoof at 19:56:58 08-05-2018
  • JoeBlade 8 May 2018 21:00:59 4,189 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Reminds me of the time I found my old English folder from school
    I read that as "my old English fondler" o_O

    I really need a good night's sleep. And maybe a wank. From an old English fondler.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 9 May 2018 09:56:34 6,502 posts
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    The guy in the bog cubicle next to the one I'm in is loudly and clearly singing a gospel song. Or part of one anyway.

    It's very distracting.
  • X201 9 May 2018 11:31:05 18,469 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:


    It's very distracting.
    That's his plan.
  • Mr_Sleep 9 May 2018 11:58:56 21,710 posts
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    Old man shitter, oh old man shitter,
    He must pass something, but he don't pass nothing
    That ol' man shitter, he wont keep rollin' along

    'Cause you and me, we sweat and strain
    Body all achin' and wracked with pain
    Tote that phone, lift that scrote
    Get a little drunk and you land in jail
    But I get weary and sick of tryin'
    'Cause I'm tired of shitting'
    That ol' man shitter, he wont keep rollin' along

    Something like that?

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 11:59:20 09-05-2018
  • mothercruncher 9 May 2018 12:27:12 14,901 posts
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    I was thinking of doing something about laying me down in blessed waters, or something, but that was much better.
  • thelzdking 9 May 2018 16:41:35 7,822 posts
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    How the hell is Yahoo still going? I don't know a single person who uses it for anything, and it's so cluttered and fugly it hurts my eyes.
  • Mr_Sleep 9 May 2018 16:50:36 21,710 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    I was thinking of doing something about laying me down in blessed waters, or something, but that was much better.
    I guess from the perspective of the poo that would work. Thanks btw :)
  • JamboWayOh 9 May 2018 18:01:34 6,844 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    How the hell is Yahoo still going? I don't know a single person who uses it for anything, and it's so cluttered and fugly it hurts my eyes.
    Ahhh Yahoo groups and GeoCities with their vision of a future filled with Flash, spinning icons and websites with the title ' under construction'.
  • DrStrangelove 9 May 2018 18:22:42 12,544 posts
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    When homepages still had style



    edit: that era is actually what I associate with Yahoo

    edit 2: and somewhere in the back of my brain, Yahoo is still the poor man's AltaVista

    edit 3: still can't get my head around that I've met highly educated 20 year olds who hadn't even been born when I was using that shit

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 18:28:28 09-05-2018
  • RelaxedMikki 9 May 2018 18:52:50 2,575 posts
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    My primary email account is still on yahoo.

    I have used the same account for some 20 years now. It has 18,497 unread emails. 🙁
  • askew 9 May 2018 20:07:30 16,586 posts
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    Still the original password too, eh? ;)
  • elstoof 9 May 2018 20:35:08 19,961 posts
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    How cheap are penis enlargement pills these days?
  • Load_2.0 9 May 2018 21:04:36 26,617 posts
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    Prices have swelled.
  • askew 9 May 2018 21:22:43 16,586 posts
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    Only with inflation.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 May 2018 21:27:44 6,349 posts
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    Will it trickle down to those of us less endowed?
  • macmurphy 9 May 2018 21:35:11 3,051 posts
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    BIG FAT HAIRY SWINGING COCKS!

    Am I doing it right?
  • Blurp 9 May 2018 21:41:45 1,361 posts
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    I'm astonished at the stupidity of the contestants on who wants to be a millionaire.
  • JamboWayOh 9 May 2018 21:44:39 6,844 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    BIG FAT HAIRY SWINGING COCKS!

    Am I doing it right?
    Urghhhhhhh! Macmurphy's got a hairy cock! He's got a hairy cock!
  • neilka 9 May 2018 21:50:23 21,316 posts
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    Blurp wrote:
    I'm astonished at the stupidity of the contestants on who wants to be a millionaire.
    I don't get it.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 9 May 2018 21:55:50 6,502 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    How the hell is Yahoo still going? I don't know a single person who uses it for anything, and it's so cluttered and fugly it hurts my eyes.
    It hosts all the @btinternet.com email accounts so it's all our aunties and uncles and the paper who wrote into local newspapers to complain about the bins
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 May 2018 22:01:53 13,888 posts
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    It's around half BT accounts now, but yeah you'd be amazed how many people use the completely broken BT email system. I think Yahoo is still fairly popular with the murikans as well.
  • Fake_Blood 9 May 2018 22:07:44 8,538 posts
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    Surely someone will jump in and correct me, but I seem to remember Altavista was kind of alright at some point.
  • Addyb_V2 9 May 2018 22:12:06 210 posts
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    I remember having a Lycos email account.
  • Alastair 9 May 2018 22:15:06 22,021 posts
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    I remember when Ask Jeeves was my preferred search engine.
  • Alastair 9 May 2018 22:15:37 22,021 posts
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    And getting excited about Friends Reunited.
  • thelzdking 9 May 2018 22:16:44 7,822 posts
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    Bring back Dogpile!
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 May 2018 22:19:06 6,349 posts
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  • nickthegun 9 May 2018 22:20:43 73,592 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    How the hell is Yahoo still going? I don't know a single person who uses it for anything, and it's so cluttered and fugly it hurts my eyes.
    Ahhh Yahoo groups and GeoCities with their vision of a future filled with Flash, spinning icons and websites with the title ' under construction'.

    I remember when Yahoo! groups were called eGroups and were the internets finest repository for pictures of Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Jenna Jameson.
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