Random Musings Page 1045

  • fontgeeksogood 9 May 2018 22:25:03 2,853 posts
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    I remember getting grumble faxed to me by Big Dave at the Swindon repair centre. That's a repair centre in Swindon, they couldn't actually repair Swindon.

    But they could send pictures of Kelli, 19, from Solihull with her growler out.

    I lost touch with Dave before he discovered the internet. I like to think he still doesn't know about it and is still merrily photocopying Razzle.
  • macmurphy 9 May 2018 23:32:26 3,442 posts
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    I remember on Compuserve forums you could set your handle to be a space by putting alt+160. Then you’d go into a room and just type after another user and it looked like they were speaking still.

    Sarah: ASL?
    Johnny: I’m 18 year old guy from Scunthorpe.
    I bet your minge smells amazing.
    Sarah: What?
    Johnny: OMG! I did not just type that.
    I would love to just sit there and sniff it all night you scampi mare.
    Sarah: Bye!

    You wouldn’t think it would stop working but there were always new users and it was fucking bombproof.

    I was 13. I wish I was ashamed more than I am. Sometimes I wish you could still do it. Are chatrooms still a thing?

    Edited by macmurphy at 23:33:23 09-05-2018
  • Load_2.0 9 May 2018 23:53:01 28,010 posts
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    I have yahoo email you judgemental bastards and hotmail.

    I have a gmail but never use it, it looks all weird and tabs and shit.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 May 2018 23:57:32 16,313 posts
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    Look at him, he uses Yahoo! You know where I can get an AOL CD grandad? rofl
  • Dirtbox 10 May 2018 00:14:09 90,864 posts
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    Huh, Starfox was made by the same people that made Starglider.

    Interesting.
  • captain-Snufkin 11 May 2018 10:17:45 581 posts
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    Has anyone without kids got ninetendo labo?
  • LegendaryApe 13 May 2018 10:02:32 1,797 posts
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    So this morning I had a dream where I was hanging out with the Avengers in Cuba or someplace like that. Anyway, everybody splits leaving me and Mark Ruffalo playing with Lego in a police station, waiting for our flight.

    I made a necklace of brightly-coloured paperclips for my wife that were stolen by a homeless person. I ran after him but let him keep it. Im generous like that.

    Anyway I return to the police station to pass the time with The Incredible Hulk, when some old guy there says he's going to light a cigar so the smoke alarm would go off, speeding up the flight (not sure how intentionally setting off a smoke alarm in a police station would move forward a flight scheduled for hours later, but that's not important).

    The important point is, as soon as this guy lights the stogie to help out me and Mark Ruffalo, the smoke alarm in my actual house goes off.

    There was no reason for the alarm to go off, and it hasn't ever done randomly. I am properly freaked out now.


    Am I the chosen one?
  • Psychotext 13 May 2018 10:05:23 63,803 posts
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    You're already dead.

    Chances are the smoke alarm was already going off when you started dreaming that bit.

    Edited by Psychotext at 10:06:18 13-05-2018
  • ReinaHW 13 May 2018 14:38:16 45 posts
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    One day cats will inherit the Earth, and not be bothered to do much but eat, sleep and sometimes hunt.
  • captain-Snufkin 15 May 2018 19:50:50 581 posts
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    What the fuck are these people trading in rocket league, magic beans?
  • DrStrangelove 15 May 2018 20:07:23 13,230 posts
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    Just read an article on a German newspaper site on the topic of "refugee porn". You know, the sort of "big cock penetrates Syrian refugee cunt" porn.

    Since some of those porn sites share their statistics, a clear pattern could be observed that "refugee porn" search queries spiked whenever it was a big topic in the media, when Germany "opened its borders" in 2015, when anything happened that gained media attention, when there were elections which reliably focussed on refugees.

    In Britain, spikes have been registered shortly before the Brexit referendum and during the 2017 election campaigns.

    I am disgusted by the rape fantasies of the good, fine, honest law-abiding common man, but at the same time, exploitation, abuse and rape are a common theme in porn in general. Not only a theme, but actually happening. Refugees aren't the only victims.

    Not sure what I'm trying to say. I'm sure the sarcastic meanies among you will make sense of it.
  • captain-Snufkin 15 May 2018 20:17:53 581 posts
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    Yeah your a delicate flower taken in by biased media.
  • captbirdseye 15 May 2018 20:19:18 8,927 posts
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    Wonder if they do Gammon porn.
  • Pilot83 15 May 2018 20:19:46 76 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    Just read an article on a German newspaper site on the topic of "refugee porn". You know, the sort of "big cock penetrates Syrian refugee cunt" porn.

    Since some of those porn sites share their statistics, a clear pattern could be observed that "refugee porn" search queries spiked whenever it was a big topic in the media, when Germany "opened its borders" in 2015, when anything happened that gained media attention, when there were elections which reliably focussed on refugees.

    In Britain, spikes have been registered shortly before the Brexit referendum and during the 2017 election campaigns.

    I am disgusted by the rape fantasies of the good, fine, honest law-abiding common man, but at the same time, exploitation, abuse and rape are a common theme in porn in general. Not only a theme, but actually happening. Refugees aren't the only victims.

    Not sure what I'm trying to say. I'm sure the sarcastic meanies among you will make sense of it.
    Could you share a link, please?
  • DrStrangelove 15 May 2018 20:24:57 13,230 posts
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    Pilot83 wrote:
    Could you share a link, please?
    https://www.zeit.de/gesellschaft/2018-05/sexismus-refugeeporn-fluechtlinge-pornografie-deutschland-analyse

    edit: apparently they did an English version:

    https://www.zeit.de/gesellschaft/2018-05/sexisms-refugeeporn-refugees-pornography-germany-analysis

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 20:25:55 15-05-2018
  • captain-Snufkin 15 May 2018 20:36:13 581 posts
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    Theres probably a spike in flip flop rape every time they announce a new colour too.
  • Alastair 15 May 2018 20:37:10 22,554 posts
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    I think he meant a link to the actual porn.
  • Alastair 15 May 2018 20:37:28 22,554 posts
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    Although I could be wrong.
  • captain-Snufkin 15 May 2018 20:40:08 581 posts
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    I know, you all takin your anti-depressant brain meds tonight
  • Load_2.0 15 May 2018 20:43:42 28,010 posts
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    "read an article"
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2018 20:48:04 16,313 posts
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    What the deal with incest porn? 9 out of 10 videos on the front page of pornhub are people fucking their sister.
  • Load_2.0 15 May 2018 20:53:57 28,010 posts
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    Yeah it's crazy. They really need a vanilla porn option.

    If it's not sister fucking its gaping anuses.

    Im not a proctologist. It's nasty.
  • Pilot83 15 May 2018 20:55:32 76 posts
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    @DrStrangelove Thanks! Interesting to actually see these spikes in clicks as per current media landscape. One might think individual preferences would dominate the porn consumption, not "what words are on my mind right now"...

    I wonder if there's some really disgusting User Interface for embedded systems porn? Hmm. If you would excuse me for just a moment...


    Alastair wrote:
    I think he meant a link to the actual porn.
    :D Uhmmm... Pure scientific curiosity.;)
  • Pilot83 15 May 2018 21:02:37 76 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    What the deal with incest porn? 9 out of 10 videos on the front page of pornhub are people fucking their sister.
    To be fair, these kinds of videos have the best/weirdest dialogue.

    Which is really, really important if you're a helpless romantic and connaisseur of the high arts.
  • elstoof 15 May 2018 21:05:00 21,363 posts
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    Step sister, it’s fine
  • You-can-call-me-kal 15 May 2018 21:11:10 12,474 posts
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    I like the ones called ‘father fucks his NOT daughter’.

    Like, they say ‘not’ to trick the feds. Except it’s obviously also not actually his daughter. So it’s fake, pretending to be real, pretending to be fake. Super meta. You’ve got to peel the onion.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 May 2018 21:17:35 8,025 posts
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    BUY MY un USED PANTIES
  • Pilot83 15 May 2018 21:17:58 76 posts
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    @You-can-call-me-kal Yeah, those porn descriptions are always a source of joy.

    The whole terminology is crazy, really. Every woman without pigtails is a MILF. On the other hand, every woman under 30 is a teen. Long story short, there's a lot of juvenile GILF sisters doing the dirty and they are all closely related to the camera man, except they're not. Because movie magic. Really exciting. :lol:

    Edited by Pilot83 at 21:19:47 15-05-2018
  • nickthegun 15 May 2018 21:25:11 75,314 posts
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    Jon Ronsons Butterfly Effect podcast is super, super interesting. Its all about the unintended consequences of the the likes of pornhub on the porn industry.

    Anyway, one of the things he talks about is, basically, porn metadata being targeted for search engines, so where you would get a 'bad girls 38' in the past, now you get titles that hit every popular search term, which is why all porn is now called variations of 'brother sister teen anal orgy', because if it's not on the first page of hits, it may as well not exist.

    Edited by nickthegun at 21:25:45 15-05-2018
  • Deleted user 15 May 2018 21:34:09
    I'm (not) surprised that porn is an area of expertise for several posters.
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