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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 12:03:37 16,713 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    Gerstmann agrees with PES

    https://youtu.be/-Mm0JeXebFQ?t=1438
    The guy with breasts who talks about pooter games for a living is in no real place to criticise a literal God among us.
  • elstoof 11 Jul 2018 12:22:26 21,539 posts
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    Heís a fucking creep and he wears shoes with lifts because his art pop girlfriend is taller than him
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 12:25:31
    He's a bit of an attention whore and perhaps a little too unrealistic about his commercial projects, to the public and probably to himself.

    While I find that he's a bit of an arrogant cock and a bit too distanced from the realities of the world, I'm actually fine with the lack of realism. Refreshing to see someone with a bit of idealistic ambition instead of seeing companies treading the same old, same old, non-stop. He's actually passionate about the technology work that his company does. You don't see much of that in tech companies nowadays.
  • TheSaint 11 Jul 2018 12:26:53 18,036 posts
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    I like him, but I think he's starting to believe his own hype as some kind of real life Tony Stark.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Jul 2018 12:27:20 3,171 posts
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    Hitler was a talented painter
  • elstoof 11 Jul 2018 12:29:08 21,539 posts
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    Saddam was brilliant at buckaroo
  • macmurphy 11 Jul 2018 12:30:55 3,475 posts
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    Mussolini was Naples Kerplunk champion four years in a row before he went into politics.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 12:30:57 8,362 posts
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    Genghis Khan didn't spill the blood of a childhood friend by having him rolled in a carpet and kicked to death.
  • sport 11 Jul 2018 12:32:18 14,647 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Hitler was a talented painter
    Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 12:33:26 8,362 posts
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    Jimmy Savile did a lot for charity.
  • Fake_Blood 11 Jul 2018 12:34:46 9,022 posts
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    He also did wonders for public transport. Never before did so many people have access to a reliable train service.
  • Load_2.0 11 Jul 2018 12:35:28 28,177 posts
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    Wearing weird shoes and being a big-head is ok with me. As far as I know he hasn't started eating infants so if he gets us onto planet Musk I'm cool with his shenanigans.

    Everyone else is focused on waging wars, finding landfills to bury african immigrants and mass accumulation of earth credits.

    Space is the answer.

    Roomy. New. Better.
  • KnuttinAtoll 11 Jul 2018 12:37:04 6,129 posts
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    Trump is good at...



    ah forget it.
  • nathanj47 11 Jul 2018 12:47:56 1 posts
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    no idea.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 12:51:28 8,362 posts
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    nathanj47 wrote:
    no idea.
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • elstoof 11 Jul 2018 12:54:15 21,539 posts
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    Remember when he made a big deal about how he was opening up his battery technology for anyone* to use as they wished
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 12:56:09
    TheSaint wrote:
    I like him, but I think he's starting to believe his own hype as some kind of real life Tony Stark.
    More accurate than you probably know, given that he almost gave his left testicle for his cameo in Iron Man 2.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Jul 2018 13:50:04 9,854 posts
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    Harold Shipman was really good at clearing the bits of food out of his beard and Josef Fritzl was really a dab hand at renovating basements.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 13:51:25 11-07-2018
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:36:39 4,514 posts
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    Just had a Tesco home-shopping delivery. As I was putting stuff away, one of the cans of beer sprung a leak.

    I'm off work this week. This is god's way of telling me to drink beer in the early afternoon, isn't it?
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 14:38:12 8,362 posts
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    Yes.

    Yes it is.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:38:50 4,514 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah Thought so. Good stuff.
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 14:44:14
    @Rogueywon

    Funnily enough I opened a kitchen cupboard earlier and a tramadol fell into my mouth. Maybe its a sign I should get heavily medicated before the footy tonight. At least I won't give a shit should we crash and burn.
  • thelzdking 11 Jul 2018 14:53:41 8,610 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    Just had a Tesco home-shopping delivery. As I was putting stuff away, one of the cans of beer sprung a leak.

    I'm off work this week. This is god's way of telling me to drink beer in the early afternoon, isn't it?
    Yes, do it now. Drink.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 15:17:11 32,206 posts
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    Beer is basically just fizzy juice if you just have 1-2. It only properly qualifies as alcohol if you go above a couple.*

    *Objectively incorrect. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Jul 2018 15:42:30 3,171 posts
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    Anyway, back to Musk, isn't he a shit
  • elstoof 11 Jul 2018 15:50:52 21,539 posts
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    You know when you meet someone and inevitably you think their taste in music is shit but you have to just put up with the noise when itís their turn to put something on so you donít jeapordise your chance of getting in them drawers later, Elon must be doing his fucking nut in constantly

    Edited by elstoof at 15:51:30 11-07-2018
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