Random Musings Page 1127

  • RelaxedMikki 8 Oct 2018 14:33:41 2,935 posts
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    Today I am going to a YBN Nahmir gig with my son. It was his 11th birthday present.

    I am not sure it is going to be my thing.

    After buying the tickets, I gave it a listen, and no kidding the first line on the first song on Spotify was:

    "Lately been on that f##k a n###a sh#t (f##k a n###a sh#t)
    Take a n###a b##ch and then I pass her to the clique (grrah, pow, pow, pow)"

    😞😞😞
  • Phattso 8 Oct 2018 14:46:43 23,872 posts
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    I blame the parents.
  • mrpon 8 Oct 2018 15:13:51 34,724 posts
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    Erm...I'm not sure it should be his thing!
  • sport 8 Oct 2018 15:18:43 14,607 posts
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    I won't take my kids to anything besides Mr Tumble until they're 18.
  • richarddavies 8 Oct 2018 15:28:25 6,460 posts
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    I thought those above lyrics were to a Mr Tumble song?
  • neilka 8 Oct 2018 15:32:35 21,927 posts
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    Classic RelaxedApproachToParenting
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 15:34:53 2,827 posts
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    That's shocking. You should offer your clique first go on some of the n###a b##ches
  • ZuluHero 8 Oct 2018 16:02:27 6,683 posts
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    follwed by some grrah, pow, pow, pow!
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 16:03:28 2,827 posts
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    They love the pow, pow, pow
  • elstoof 8 Oct 2018 16:11:40 21,348 posts
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    I sometimes pass things like old clothes I no longer wear to the clique, never thought to share any of the n###a b##ches though
  • elstoof 8 Oct 2018 16:15:34 21,348 posts
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    I can now confirm that the song in question, Bounce Out With That, is genuinely and hilariously awful
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 16:16:57 2,827 posts
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    I wonder if a n###a b##ch shared is a n###a b##ch halved, as the old ghetto idiom states, and if therefore that's how Jay-Z ended up with 99.5 problems
  • sport 8 Oct 2018 16:20:50 14,607 posts
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    No wonder Aunt Polly is such a wreck.
  • elstoof 8 Oct 2018 16:21:17 21,348 posts
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    You know what they say, a n###a b##ch passed to the clique is worth two n###a b##ches not passed to the clique
  • Your-Mother 8 Oct 2018 16:31:41 2,064 posts
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    Ninja birches.
  • mrpon 8 Oct 2018 16:31:57 34,724 posts
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    Yeah neilka, quit hogging dem b##ches.
  • ZuluHero 8 Oct 2018 16:47:38 6,683 posts
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    Anyway, however relaxed he is, Mikki sounds like a cool dad.

    I wouldn't take my 11 year old to a gig like that - especially after hearing those lyrics!
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 16:48:47 2,827 posts
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    We'll see how cool he is after two pints of purple drank
  • RelaxedMikki 8 Oct 2018 16:50:41 2,935 posts
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    I am now really, really not looking forward to this YBN business.

    They are performing at the Academy 3 which is really small (400 people). I think that makes it even worse.

    I am now desperatly trying to think of ways of getting out of it. Bugger.
  • mrpon 8 Oct 2018 16:53:10 34,724 posts
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    Relax!!

  • elstoof 8 Oct 2018 16:53:35 21,348 posts
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    Give your boy a hit on some of that sizzurp and heíll just fall right asleep before youíre supposed to leave
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 16:53:43 2,827 posts
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    400 people + associated n###a b##ches
  • ZuluHero 8 Oct 2018 17:16:18 6,683 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Give your boy a hit on some of that sizzurp and heíll just fall right asleep before youíre supposed to leave
    And when he wakes up tell him he really had a good time. He was pow,pow, pow-ing all over the place. Like a trooper.
  • Load_2.0 8 Oct 2018 17:20:58 28,009 posts
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    Better get tooled up.

    Give your son a blade as well. He won't do any time because of his age.
  • elstoof 8 Oct 2018 17:21:47 21,348 posts
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    Louis Theroux's rap effort was more authentic
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Oct 2018 17:22:34 8,012 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Better get tooled up.

    Give your son a blade as well. He won't do any time because of his age.
    It's Academy 3.

    You don't take a knife to a gun fight.
  • macmurphy 8 Oct 2018 18:54:57 3,442 posts
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    To be fair this rapperís only 18. I canít imagine a lot of older people wanted to listen to a kid. If your lad likes him there will probably be loads of other kids. You can stand at the back with all the other parents and shake your head in time with the music.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2018 18:56:01 2,827 posts
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    Given how fucking difficult I find it to light my wood fire, it makes me wonder how house fires can actually be a thing, it literally is hard work to make wood catch on fire
  • macmurphy 8 Oct 2018 18:56:43 3,442 posts
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    Having said that there are a lot of 16 year olds on my estate that look like they could beat the shit out of me.

    Maybe just a roll of coins and your best trainers to be on the safe side.
  • Your-Mother 8 Oct 2018 18:57:36 2,064 posts
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    Haven't you heard the idiom that people who live in wood houses shouldn't throw stones that are on fire.
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