Random Musings Page 1177

  • wuntyphyve 8 Nov 2018 22:02:37 11,005 posts
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    I tried a packet of pork scratchings once. Not something I'd want to repeat. Blobs of squishy fat with a salty outer coating? Erm. No thinks. If I wanted that I'd... Never mind.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Nov 2018 22:02:49 8,395 posts
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    I think I ate a nipple once
  • JamboWayOh 8 Nov 2018 22:03:19 9,867 posts
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    Scratchings =awesome.

    Kettle Chips can fuck right off.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2018 22:11:05 16,724 posts
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    Kettle chips are great you filthy whores.

    Visiting farms with my little boy and realising that pork scratching smell exactly the same as actual pigs has ruined then for me. The last time I opened a bag the smell hit me square in the vomit gland.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2018 22:18:07 3,184 posts
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    FuzzyDucky wrote:
    The group of Traveller (itenerant/gypsies/whatever) kids down the local chippy just there are the best advertisment for legalising abortion in Ireland I've seen in a while.

    They should be classed as their own species because they're clearly a few evolutionary steps behind on the ladder.

    They really should be all rounded up on a boat, put to sea and fucking sank.
    Fuck off, Randy
  • JanetSnakehole 8 Nov 2018 22:22:45 417 posts
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    That was a very popular view in the middle part of the 20th century with a particular regime.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2018 22:23:24 3,184 posts
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    I'm beginning to think Fuzzy might be a bit of a cunt
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2018 22:31:18 3,184 posts
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    Probably stop now
  • AddyJB 8 Nov 2018 22:31:22 334 posts
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    I'm with Fuzzy on this one. I don't actually want them all drowned but my experiences with them over the years has certainly given me the opinion of them being cunts.
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2018 22:52:05 22,691 posts
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    AddyJB wrote:
    What's the hivemind on pork scratchings?
    Love them!
  • neilka 8 Nov 2018 22:59:06 22,062 posts
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    I've just been informed that Alastair's Pork Scratching is the upcoming sequel to Stephen's Sausage Roll.
  • Innit 8 Nov 2018 23:01:06 237 posts
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    I have a problem with gypsie magic and my shoes going missing though. As long as a gypsie isn't casting spells or putting toads under my bed I'm happy.

    Jokes aside though, where I live there's a group of gypsies that have moved down by the lake and are killing the local wildlife for food. I had to stop one of them a few months ago because he was trying to grab a mallard that had chicks.

    Edited by Innit at 23:39:38 08-11-2018
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Nov 2018 23:01:07 8,395 posts
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    I could murder some chocolate coated crackling.
  • Vortex808 8 Nov 2018 23:20:41 12,756 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I've just been informed that Alastair's Pork Scratching is the upcoming sequel to Stephen's Sausage Roll.
    I heard DFawkes was originally offered the title name-check, but was soo nice he turned it down in case he upset Alastair.
  • minky-kong 8 Nov 2018 23:46:46 13,991 posts
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    FuzzyDucky wrote:
    The group of Traveller (itenerant/gypsies/whatever) kids down the local chippy just there are the best advertisment for legalising abortion in Ireland I've seen in a while.

    They should be classed as their own species because they're clearly a few evolutionary steps behind on the ladder.

    They really should be all rounded up on a boat, put to sea and fucking sank.
    Fuzzy, please.





    ...call them Knackers.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 9 Nov 2018 07:06:23 319 posts
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    Used to live in Durham. When the travellers came through, things went missing. Had both our bikes stolen the last time they went through.nm
  • mothercruncher 9 Nov 2018 07:24:05 15,378 posts
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    Yeah, their lack of respect for common laws is problematic. Weird timing, but a friend had his dog stolen by them last week to breed from. Id stop just short of gassing them though.
  • craigy Staff 9 Nov 2018 08:42:44 9,367 posts
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    I am going to put FuzzyDucky on a timeout. Post genocidal rants on your own website, thanks.
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Nov 2018 08:48:26 4,437 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I'm beginning to think Fuzzy might be a bit of a c**t
    QFT

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 08:48:43 09-11-2018
  • stephenb 9 Nov 2018 08:49:42 3,406 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    AddyJB wrote:
    What's the hivemind on pork scratchings?
    Love them!
    Firemen/people don't eat them as it smells the same as burning human flesh.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Nov 2018 08:56:46 9,867 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I'm beginning to think Fuzzy might be a bit of a c**t
    QFT
    Tbf he may change his mind on Travellers in the next 30 minutes. He's got form with that.
  • mothercruncher 9 Nov 2018 09:23:38 15,378 posts
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    It's a guilty pleasure, but I love longpig crisps.
  • Vortex808 9 Nov 2018 09:51:29 12,756 posts
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    Is that the "biltong" sport's been working on for when brexit hits us hard?
  • neilka 9 Nov 2018 09:58:51 22,062 posts
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    Bill Tong disappeared around the same time as Stew.
  • sport 9 Nov 2018 10:18:11 14,651 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    Is that the "biltong" sport's been working on for when brexit hits us hard?
    My biltong is pure beef, preferably silverside. The healthy protein snack alternative.
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Nov 2018 10:57:57 3,184 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    I am going to put FuzzyDucky on a timeout. Post genocidal rants on your own website, thanks.
    Thank you Craggy
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