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  • mrpon 5 Dec 2018 13:23:35 34,849 posts
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    The one with pointy ears, obvs.
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Dec 2018 13:49:05 3,756 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Nexus_6 wrote:
    after going right off Alice Roberts and her weird perfect human model abomination
    That second head would put you off your stride as well.
    The withdrawal method would get you put in nonce prison
  • monkman76 5 Dec 2018 13:57:41 13,767 posts
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    :'(
  • neilka 5 Dec 2018 18:29:05 22,180 posts
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    Is it noncing if they're attached to an adult? An ethical quandary that the motion picture Total Recall sadly never addressed.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Dec 2018 20:35:13 17,190 posts
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    But Kuato just looked like a baby didn't he? I'm not sure what the rules are. Like would it be OK to fuck Benjamin Button in his later years?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 5 Dec 2018 20:37:48 12,885 posts
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    Yes, but not in his early years.
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Dec 2018 20:39:30 3,756 posts
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    What if you spunk up a pregnant lady, is that noncing
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Dec 2018 20:39:35 8,850 posts
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    I'd fuck Kuato, but only Kuato.

    The other guy would have to wear a sheet with a Kuato shaped hole in it.
  • elstoof 5 Dec 2018 20:43:35 21,965 posts
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    What if you fucked a kangaroo with a joey in her pouch
  • Load_2.0 5 Dec 2018 20:59:02 28,293 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'd fuck Kuato, but only Kuato.

    The other guy would have to wear a sheet with a Kuato shaped hole in it.
    Quaid, Quaid. Start my reactor.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Dec 2018 21:03:34 10,297 posts
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    They should definitely show Roger ReedPop this thread. I think he would approve.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Dec 2018 21:04:21 17,190 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'd fuck Kuato, but only Kuato.

    The other guy would have to wear a sheet with a Kuato shaped hole in it.
    Goes without saying really. When you're fucking an omnipotent mutant chest baby nothing puts you off your stride like the guy he's parasiting off spazzing out of his coma and dribbling on his head and stuff.
  • quadfather 5 Dec 2018 21:06:43 33,455 posts
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    You think this is my real penis? It is!
  • quadfather 5 Dec 2018 21:06:56 33,455 posts
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    Sorry
  • JamboWayOh 5 Dec 2018 21:10:19 10,297 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'd fuck Kuato, but only Kuato.

    The other guy would have to wear a sheet with a Kuato shaped hole in it.
    Goes without saying really. When you're fucking an omnipotent mutant chest baby nothing puts you off your stride like the guy he's parasiting off spazzing out of his coma and dribbling on his head and stuff.
    Can you draw this image Decks, maybe with Kuato in a Santa hat?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Dec 2018 21:14:22 17,190 posts
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    I've already done a Kuato. I'm not drawing someone fucking a baby.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Dec 2018 21:36:41 10,297 posts
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    Not fucking a baby, but fucking Kuato. Actually is Kuato a baby?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Dec 2018 21:47:46 17,190 posts
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    As discussed it's a grey area. But I would, for all intents and purposes, be drawing someone fucking a baby.
  • neilka 5 Dec 2018 21:48:41 22,180 posts
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    "He only looked like a baby so I thought it was okay" doesn't tend to stand up in court.
  • DrStrangelove 5 Dec 2018 21:55:55 13,350 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    As discussed it's a grey area. But I would, for all intents and purposes, be drawing someone fucking a baby.
    It'd make a nice skirt
  • JamboWayOh 5 Dec 2018 21:57:21 10,297 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    As discussed it's a grey area. But I would, for all intents and purposes, be drawing someone fucking a baby.
    Yeah, I suppose it would look 'interesting' printed on a pillow.
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Dec 2018 21:58:34 3,756 posts
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    After all of the abominations against god, fucking babies is your line?!
  • Nexus_6 5 Dec 2018 22:00:03 4,078 posts
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    So, yeah, about the pretty looking woman talking about history on the telly....
  • JamboWayOh 5 Dec 2018 22:02:34 10,297 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    After all of the abominations against god, fucking babies is your line?!
    Tbf, he said DRAWING babies having sex.
  • quadfather 5 Dec 2018 22:07:18 33,455 posts
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    Ban
  • Armoured_Bear 6 Dec 2018 08:46:34 24,977 posts
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    For the first time in a few years , met some Québécois and chatted to them in French.
    Jesus Christ, I forgot how insanely fucked up their accent is.
    It’s not pretty.
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Dec 2018 08:59:20 6,412 posts
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    Heh, I actually get you there. Even as a complete French noob I noticed the weirdness of the Canadian French accent when we listened to a video clip a while back. Sounded a bit like she was having a stroke while speaking.
  • Load_2.0 6 Dec 2018 09:43:42 28,293 posts
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    Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 has soft 4D.

    What is soft 4D you ask?

    Well that would be the gentle vibrations in the controller that occur in sync with onscreen bewbs.

    If EG run this story I expect it to be the catalyst for the long awaited Incel riots of 2019.
  • Fake_Blood 6 Dec 2018 10:00:28 9,107 posts
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    On switch you can tell in which direction they bounce thanks to Rumble HD.
  • minky-kong 6 Dec 2018 10:05:52 14,055 posts
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    They missed a trick not calling it 4DD.
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