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  • mrpon 6 Dec 2018 12:27:44 35,078 posts
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    Don't forget to pop the collars guys.
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 12:30:41 22,741 posts
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    Rugby jersey with long sleeves rolled up? Check
    Collar popped? Check
    Stonewashed 501s? Check
    Deck shoes with no socks? Check

    Center Parcs dad, reporting for duty
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 12:53:45 23,311 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Now itís all valet parking at the Ritz in your A4
    Fuck you peasant, I have an S5!

    (I'm working on the arrogant attitude, so feedback welcome.)

    Edited by Alastair at 12:54:00 06-12-2018
  • JamboWayOh 6 Dec 2018 12:55:30 12,245 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Now itís all valet parking at the Ritz in your A4
    Fuck you peasant, I have an S5!

    (I'm working on the arrogant attitude, so feedback welcome.)
    The preferred nomenclature for people below your economic and social standing is 'povvo'.
  • Fake_Blood 6 Dec 2018 13:00:58 9,352 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Now itís all valet parking at the Ritz in your A4
    Fuck you peasant, I have an S5!

    (I'm working on the arrogant attitude, so feedback welcome.)
    Money for the RS5 ran out?
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 13:06:42 23,311 posts
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    Maybe..
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 13:07:37 23,311 posts
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    They didn't have any in stock at Car Giant the day I was there..
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 13:09:29 22,741 posts
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    Must be nightmare hoovering out the kids crumbs from the back seats on the coupe
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 13:10:55 23,311 posts
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    I'll ask the Polish guys who do it for me.
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 13:10:58 22,741 posts
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    A neighbour a few doors down has one of the new RS5s in green, looks cracking. Then you see the two childseats theyíve got strapped to the rear bench and you have to shake your head at the decision they made
  • nickthegun 6 Dec 2018 13:18:39 77,116 posts
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    Cheer yourself up thinking about the amount of barf he will have to clean up.

    Edited by nickthegun at 13:19:08 06-12-2018
  • Psychotext 6 Dec 2018 14:02:17 64,886 posts
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    RS5 is an estate no? Perfectly practical. :D
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Dec 2018 14:06:30 19,022 posts
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    Nah the 6 is the estate.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 6 Dec 2018 14:07:14 5,443 posts
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    This is now veering dangerously close to becoming an irony-free discussion of Audis.
  • Psychotext 6 Dec 2018 14:28:17 64,886 posts
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    Ahh... stupid decision for sure then. :D
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 14:50:12 22,741 posts
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    Another neighbour has an RS6, sounds brilliant. I love hot hearses, I wish BMW did a Touring M
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 15:06:36 23,311 posts
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    Are you sure that they don't?
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2018 15:06:57 23,311 posts
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    Merc do estate AMGs
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 15:53:28 22,741 posts
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    They did an M5 Touring for the E61 generation, but other than that they claim that only coupes or saloons have the correct dynamics for an M car or some shit. Itís bizarre that theyíre happy for RS and AMG take all the sales in the sector. Iíve got the closest thing they do to it and to be honest itís enough, 340i is basically equivalent to an S4 Avant but with the benefit of an I6 and the engine in the right place. Donít think Iíll ever drive a Merc on principle but you never know.
  • Fake_Blood 6 Dec 2018 15:58:26 9,352 posts
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    Itís all fun and games until you floor it and whatever is in the back breaks the rear window.
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Dec 2018 16:00:18 6,968 posts
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    cargo ratchets ftw!
  • Fake_Blood 6 Dec 2018 16:20:13 9,352 posts
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    Thatís not living on the edge though.
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2018 16:21:20 22,741 posts
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    You canít ratchet down a dog for fucks sake
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Dec 2018 16:23:35 6,968 posts
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    there's always bubble wrap too
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2018 16:24:12 12,328 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    You canít ratchet down a dog for fucks sake
    Depends how angry the dog is.
  • Fake_Blood 6 Dec 2018 16:32:00 9,352 posts
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    If itís after the bubble wrapping, very angry.
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2018 16:33:46 35,078 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    You canít ratchet down a dog for fucks sake
    What if you want to fuck it?
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Dec 2018 16:34:00 6,968 posts
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    squeezing bubbles on the bubble wrap will calm it down
  • neilka 6 Dec 2018 16:40:53 22,491 posts
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    Mustard around the exhaust pipe.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2018 16:50:16 12,328 posts
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    Looks quite easy to ratchet down.

    Edited by billythekid at 16:50:47 06-12-2018
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