Random Musings Page 1277

  • challenge_hanukkah 10 Apr 2019 17:42:08 10,727 posts
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    Fuck off.
  • Mr_Sleep 10 Apr 2019 18:03:03 22,571 posts
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    EG's new pages on the forum should start with that every time.

    -goodbye you cunt

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 18:03:44 10-04-2019
  • ZuluHero 10 Apr 2019 18:49:43 7,396 posts
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    And not just a new page, it should be the welcome message you get when you sign up to EG as a new user.
  • challenge_hanukkah 10 Apr 2019 19:13:19 10,727 posts
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    Welcome to forums and don't forget to collect your complimentary 'fuck off' as you fuck off.
  • Deleted user 10 April 2019 19:33:38
    Quoting ecosse should automatically start with "fuck off cunt"
  • DrStrangelove 10 Apr 2019 19:51:47 14,093 posts
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    The good old days when most new users were greeted with "cunt"
  • JamboWayOh 10 Apr 2019 20:52:37 13,158 posts
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    Glol, they sound like halcyon days.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Apr 2019 21:29:33 19,735 posts
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    As the bubbly single woman on Facebook say, "if they can't handle us at our worst, they don't deserve us at our best"
  • Load_2.0 10 Apr 2019 21:37:05 29,324 posts
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    SEAFOOD TACO.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Apr 2019 21:39:37 13,158 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    As the bubbly single woman on Facebook say, "if they can't handle us at our worst, they don't deserve us at our best"
    I love that expression, it just screams I'm an unreasonable cunt.
  • anephric 10 Apr 2019 21:41:39 3,223 posts
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    That's pretty much what my three divorced sisters all post these days, or variations thereof.
  • DrStrangelove 10 Apr 2019 21:59:15 14,093 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Glol, they sound like halcyon days.
    It was pretty shabby, but I can't deny it was some perverse fun to see an introduction thread go to hell within minutes
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Apr 2019 06:08:58 6,052 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    As the bubbly single woman on Facebook say, "if they can't handle us at our worst, they don't deserve us at our best"
    If you can't handle us at our KITT3NZ you don't deserve us at our....wait have we ever done anything positive
  • mrpon 11 Apr 2019 06:37:14 35,211 posts
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    Some Dave guy went out of his way to deliver a camera or summat.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Apr 2019 07:28:36 26,695 posts
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    AddyJB wrote:
    Quoting ecosse should automatically start with "fuck off cunt"
    You okay, hun?
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Apr 2019 07:40:06 10,727 posts
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    He just thinks you're a cunt. It's a well shared sentiment.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 07:40:21 11-04-2019
  • thelzdking 11 Apr 2019 07:57:27 9,355 posts
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    Live, love, laugh.
  • SnackPlissken 11 Apr 2019 09:09:12 972 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Live, love, laugh.
    There's a special hell for people who have that in their house. My ex included.
  • ChiefGB 11 Apr 2019 09:23:33 10,687 posts
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    I say ďtake careĒ to many of my customers on leaving.
    Sounds like more confirmation of me being a cunt.
    Am I implying they canít look after themselves and need me to point this out to them?

    Also Iím a retail manager (more confirmation of cuntness) not a gigolo.

    Basically, Iím clearly a cunt. Still itís good to face into these things I guess.
  • SnackPlissken 11 Apr 2019 09:33:50 972 posts
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    Do you work as a manager of Ann Summers? You could be saying take care to one of their items they've purchased?
  • urban 11 Apr 2019 12:08:53 13,072 posts
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    Or a sarcastic "fuck you" for not buying the 2, 3, 5 year extended warranty you offered at a discounted rate.

    Take care, dinna drop it you cunt or I'll be there and I'll tell you I told you so.
  • ChiefGB 11 Apr 2019 12:25:01 10,687 posts
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    Perhaps thatís more accurate lol, but donít do any pressured selling (although of course the pressure to hit targets comes from above).
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Apr 2019 12:32:36 10,727 posts
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    SnackPlissken wrote:
    Do you work as a manager of Ann Summers? You could be saying take care to one of their items they've purchased?
    "Take care to lube properly"
  • ChiefGB 11 Apr 2019 12:45:00 10,687 posts
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    Well I donít work for Ann summers but maybe I should try adapting mine to that anyway.
  • Deleted user 11 April 2019 12:46:17
    I'm probably alone amongst the groaning masses but I have always enjoyed the superficial aggressive politeness practiced by the american service industry.

    I much prefer being asked "Okie Dokie what can I get ya'll today" by well presented attentive staff. Rather than the UK experience of shouting across a room several times to get the attention of pasty disinterested scrote who grunts when I have the temerity to interrupt them from their vital work fiddling with their phone.
  • Trafford 11 Apr 2019 12:47:20 8,347 posts
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    I prefer "Mind how you go" nowadays.
    A bit kitschy, not as sappy as take care and has a dark connotation of a piano falling from the sky on someone's head.
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Apr 2019 19:45:47 6,725 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47888242

    Space monkey made it to the BBC
  • JamboWayOh 11 Apr 2019 20:07:01 13,158 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47888242

    Space monkey made it to the BBC
    Is this guy a 'writer' as well?
  • X201 12 Apr 2019 10:03:49 19,211 posts
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    Wikimedia have rolled out a URL shortener

    https://w.wiki/tr
  • ZuluHero 12 Apr 2019 10:11:35 7,396 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47888242

    Space monkey made it to the BBC
    LOL, when I read that yesterday, I thought that too.
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