Random Musings Page 1298

  • Your-Mother 17 May 2019 23:30:34 2,943 posts
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    Adam is under 12
  • adamasunder12 17 May 2019 23:33:43 741 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    This Adam chap has come out all guns blazing hasnít he?
    I have a lot of time on my hands, I'll be at work the next two days to give you all a well earned break.
  • JamboWayOh 17 May 2019 23:47:23 14,771 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    This Adam chap has come out all guns blazing hasnít he?
    It's former user JiveHound.
  • Youthist 17 May 2019 23:49:04 13,861 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Youthist wrote:
    This Adam chap has come out all guns blazing hasnít he?
    It's former user JiveHound.
    Ah.
  • adamasunder12 17 May 2019 23:50:12 741 posts
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    You're lucky new users get pretty stringent post limits.
  • sirtacos 17 May 2019 23:57:49 8,175 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    How much does it cost for them to apply mustard to your anus?
    English, American or Dijon mustard? I hear nicer parlours carry seeded mustard. According to a friend.
  • adamasunder12 18 May 2019 00:03:49 741 posts
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    It didn't start off seeded.
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 08:24:51 23,968 posts
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    Ugh hungover. I can really see the appeal of a massage and getting wanked off after right now
  • sport 18 May 2019 08:29:29 15,192 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Ugh hungover. I can really see the appeal of a massage and getting wanked off after right now
    Still a bit raw from last night?
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 08:35:21 23,968 posts
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    I was out in crouch end with a load of saffers, were you one of them?
  • sport 18 May 2019 09:53:28 15,192 posts
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    I was the one in khaki.

    PS did the klippies come out?

    Edited by sport at 09:54:26 18-05-2019
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 09:59:58 23,968 posts
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    Couldn't find any karate water unfortunately but we did ask for either a klippie or a Windhoek in every bar we went to. It was like Danny Archer-con
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 10:00:48 23,968 posts
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    And whatís with South African boets all wearing backpacks constantly
  • sport 18 May 2019 10:03:37 15,192 posts
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    We're natural campers/hikers. Brought up in the bush. Always carry a backpack with essentials. Even in the heart of Shoreditch.
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 10:33:14 23,968 posts
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    Shoreditch is wilder than the Karoo these days
  • sport 18 May 2019 10:42:48 15,192 posts
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    Definitely has better massages.
  • TechnoHippy 18 May 2019 10:44:10 15,387 posts
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    A mini-milk is an ideal remedy for an itchy anus. Most soothing.
  • Trafford 18 May 2019 12:08:44 8,378 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Couldn't find any karate water unfortunately but we did ask for either a klippie or a Windhoek in every bar we went to. It was like Danny Archer-con
    What's a Windhoek? Apart from a capital city.

    * In fact the whole post is gobbledegook but Windhoek piqued my interest.

    Edited by Trafford at 12:10:46 18-05-2019
  • sport 18 May 2019 12:18:03 15,192 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Couldn't find any karate water unfortunately but we did ask for either a klippie or a Windhoek in every bar we went to. It was like Danny Archer-con
    What's a Windhoek? Apart from a capital city.

    * In fact the whole post is gobbledegook but Windhoek piqued my interest.
    Karate water is like disco stein and klippie is short for klipdrift.

    Windhoek though, is a brand of beer/lager.
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 12:26:44 23,968 posts
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    Might have to chuck some Savannah Dry and a bottle of Amarula on my Ocado order
  • fontgeeksogood 18 May 2019 12:27:29 6,779 posts
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    I imagine even being car jacked in Seth Efrica is hilarious in terms of that cute accent
  • Armoured_Bear 18 May 2019 12:53:51 27,362 posts
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    Iím about to get a takeaway pizza from a non wood-burning oven.
    The shame...
  • elstoof 18 May 2019 13:10:56 23,968 posts
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    I thought you never had any
  • sport 19 May 2019 15:24:58 15,192 posts
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    Ok, I think I just literally saved a baby's life. I was walking to my usual Costa which involves a walk up a hill on Finchley Road. For those not familiar with North London, it's a pretty busy main road - constant traffic.

    Few metres ahead of me, a guy approaches his parked car which is on pavement parking and parallel to the road. He has a toddler and a baby in a pram. Stops the pram and proceeds to open the car door and get the toddler in. Meanwhile, the pram is behind and obviously not wheel-locked (or perhaps it failed). It starts rolling backwards passed the back of the car and slowly veers towards the road.

    I sprint and grab it just before it gets to the road (and oncoming traffic) and take it to him. He was still busy with the toddler in the car and had no idea, although to say he was shocked is an understatement.

    I still have this uneasy feeling inside me - it's worth mentioning that there was no one else around and if I'd left my house a few minutes later or earlier, that pram would have rolled into the traffic.

    Life man, 1 second you're here, the next...
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 May 2019 15:38:00 11,157 posts
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    You're an Untouchable.
  • nickthegun 19 May 2019 15:43:44 78,566 posts
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  • JamboWayOh 19 May 2019 15:43:51 14,771 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Ok, I think I just literally saved a baby's life. I was walking to my usual Costa which involves a walk up a hill on Finchley Road. For those not familiar with North London, it's a pretty busy main road - constant traffic.

    Few metres ahead of me, a guy approaches his parked car which is on pavement parking and parallel to the road. He has a toddler and a baby in a pram. Stops the pram and proceeds to open the car door and get the toddler in. Meanwhile, the pram is behind and obviously not wheel-locked (or perhaps it failed). It starts rolling backwards passed the back of the car and slowly veers towards the road.

    I sprint and grab it just before it gets to the road (and oncoming traffic) and take it to him. He was still busy with the toddler in the car and had no idea, although to say he was shocked is an understatement.

    I still have this uneasy feeling inside me - it's worth mentioning that there was no one else around and if I'd left my house a few minutes later or earlier, that pram would have rolled into the traffic.

    Life man, 1 second you're here, the next...
    Did you have fish fingers, chips and beans after?

    Jokes aside, good job Sport.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 15:46:50 19-05-2019
  • TechnoHippy 19 May 2019 15:44:41 15,387 posts
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    Not all heroes wear capes - good going sport.
  • Addy__ 19 May 2019 15:48:08 1,458 posts
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    Baby saved by Sunday Sport.
  • THFourteen 19 May 2019 16:00:54 52,844 posts
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    @sport

    Good work mate. Itís so easy to do if youíre a tired parent trying to deal with two.

    I turned my back on my youngest for literally 60 seconds the other day trying to find a clean nappy and changing mat and she had somehow opened the gate to the park and almost on the road. I screamed at her to stop and she did thankfully. My eldest was just standing there pissing himself the little git
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