billythekid wrote:I thought the idea of an open sandwich was to have TWO slices of bread, open so you could see that the sandwich was properly filled before closing it, as opposed to the usual supermarket sandwiches which are only filled in the middle. |
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THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Decks 31,013 posts
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I'm not sure that's the same thing as pulling your weiner through the little viewing window thing.
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nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI think you may need to change your pant brand. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI think part of it is I'm pretty much always in jeans with button up flies. But on the rare occasion I wear something with a zip the thought of DOUBLE threading through the zip and the boxer short peephole just doesn't even bear thinking about. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTo be fair, I do judge some peoples pissing habits. I don't care what youre in the middle of, nothing requires you to be looking at your phone while you are stood at a urinal. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agonickthegun wrote:
To be fair, I do judge some peoples pissing habits. I don't care what youre in the middle of, nothing requires you to be looking at your phone while you are stood at a urinal.
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challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThere's a guy at work who does that.
He also makes unnecessary grunting sounds and doesn't stand close enough to the urinal so piss splashes on the floor. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI thought that was a normal thing to do. Everyone does it. Once you're unzipped, one hand for your cock, the other for your phone. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTHFourteen wrote:
You only need one hand to support your cock?
I thought that was a normal thing to do. Everyone does it. Once you're unzipped, one hand for your cock, the other for your phone. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
My wife also does both of these things. Are you sure you've not moved into my house when I'm away with work (and she pretends to be polish, obviously)?
billythekid wrote:
Does she put the ketchup in the fridge too?
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDougs wrote:
challenge_hanukkah wrote:
My wife also does both of these things. Are you sure you've not moved into my house when I'm away with work (and she pretends to be polish, obviously)?
billythekid wrote:
Does she put the ketchup in the fridge too?
I don’t know if it’s a Polish thing but she says her whole family do it like that!
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Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoEggs are also kept out of the fridge. Now I'm worried. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agobillythekid wrote:
i'm of indian origin
THFourteen wrote:
You only need one hand to support your cock?
I thought that was a normal thing to do. Everyone does it. Once you're unzipped, one hand for your cock, the other for your phone. -
Decks wrote:
Indeed. You dont thread the winky unless you're seriously fucked in the head.
I think part of it is I'm pretty much always in jeans with button up flies. But on the rare occasion I wear something with a zip the thought of DOUBLE threading through the zip and the boxer short peephole just doesn't even bear thinking about. -
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Registered 20 years agonickthegun wrote:
OMG!!
Christ, don't start this threading nonsense again, you unbuckling, pants down like a big boy pisser.
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Ha. A guy in my dept leans against the wall and groans whilst having a piss. I didn't make that much noise when I had kidney stones. He also doesn't wash his hands the dirty cunt.
There's a guy at work who does that.
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
If he does anymore than 2 shakes after then he's having a wank.
There's a guy at work who does that.
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LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI hate stall pissers. Piss in the porcelain wallbucket like the rest of us. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAll of our toilets have three urinals quite close together. I will go in a cubicle rather than squeeze into the middle one.
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Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoButter on both slices? That’s just excessive. Here in Belgium ketchup goes in the fridge, next to the mayonnaise and mustard. On the whole, we find cold mustard much more soothing. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agonickthegun wrote:
I hate it when you are in a pub and the two outside ones are taken and you go for the middle one (i daren't go into a cubicle in a pub, urgh) and then the other two leave, making it look like you went for the middle one.
All of our toilets have three urinals quite close together. I will go in a cubicle rather than squeeze into the middle one.
And if you go in the middle one and theres no one else around, you deserve to pee down your trouser leg. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI’ve seen someone drop their trousers to their ankles before having a piss in the urinal -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoEggs out, folder, butter one slice, fridged condiments, no threading. -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFucking buttering one slice...the state of you cunts. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoWhy would you butter one slice? It doesn't make sense? -
You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIt is quite clear on the ketchup packaging that you should refrigerate after opening. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoEither weirdos or tight cunts. -
Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoWhat kind of dry bread do you guys even get in UK that it requires a double layer of fat? -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI'm perfectly comfortable with my heart disease thank you very much. -
I don't even care that you guys are leaving the EU now. Using up all our precious butter.
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