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  • Alastair 19 Jun 2019 17:01:04 23,683 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Iíve seen someone drop their trousers to their ankles before having a piss in the urinal
    That was Decks.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 Jun 2019 17:26:34 11,018 posts
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    I've done that drunk more than once.
  • mrpon 19 Jun 2019 17:33:10 35,323 posts
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    The butter one slice thing for me is because a condiment would go on the other side. And just being healthy. And tight.
  • sport 19 Jun 2019 17:45:02 15,099 posts
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    I think the weirdest thing I've seen is someone using a knife to butter a slice as opposed to just rubbing the bread along the butter in the tub.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Jun 2019 19:25:07 16,284 posts
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    wot
  • Dirt3 19 Jun 2019 19:31:31 456 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Iíve seen someone drop their trousers to their ankles before having a piss in the urinal
    No logic to that.

    The idea of dropping your trousers is surely to avoid pissing on them, but surely by dropping them they go straight into the fetid pool of piss that lurks at the bottom of every urinal.

    Surely you would be better off taking the chance and pissing through your trousers. because that way at least the trousers get covered in your own piss, rather than a combination of 100 other individuals piss.
  • elstoof 19 Jun 2019 19:31:55 23,661 posts
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    Nice, like wiping a rag through the tin of ronseal
  • nickthegun 19 Jun 2019 19:37:00 78,273 posts
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    God, finally. Ban, please!
  • nickthegun 19 Jun 2019 19:41:54 78,273 posts
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    Yeah, describing something as 'gay as fuck' can also be positive. I stand corrected.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Jun 2019 19:43:46 16,284 posts
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    Those guys that knock on doors selling crap claiming to be part of some reformed offender scheme. Are they ever legit? Are these schemes real things?
  • Alastair 19 Jun 2019 19:50:07 23,683 posts
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    Have you just bought some dusters?
  • Addy__ 19 Jun 2019 19:51:22 1,084 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Those guys that knock on doors selling crap claiming to be part of some reformed offender scheme. Are they ever legit? Are these schemes real things?
    Never heard of that one. Infact I've never had a door to door knocker since I moved into my latest house 5 years ago. Must be my naked garden sitting that's the deterrent.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Jun 2019 20:11:36 16,284 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Have you just bought some dusters?
    No, I just always feel bad. And wonder if theyíre legit.
  • Youthist 19 Jun 2019 20:16:18 13,842 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Those guys that knock on doors selling crap claiming to be part of some reformed offender scheme. Are they ever legit? Are these schemes real things?
    I always buy a shitty duster and a sponge for a tenner when they come knocking. You might question how real it all is , but they are out there doing that door to door, and so they get the tenner in my view, regardless of the validity of the back story. I would say I am fairly sure the tenner to them has significantly more value than the tenner to me.
  • elstoof 19 Jun 2019 20:16:21 23,661 posts
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    Theyíre scoping out where you hang you car keys, where you alarm pad is and how easy itíll be to kick your door in
  • Youthist 19 Jun 2019 20:18:08 13,842 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Theyíre scoping out where you hang you car keys, where you alarm pad is and how easy itíll be to kick your door in
    I never had you down for a brexiteer
  • JamboWayOh 19 Jun 2019 20:19:23 14,100 posts
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    SonShine wrote:
    I've never really understood men's urinals at all. Gay as fuck pulling your junk out 20 centimtres from other men.
    Do you prefer it to do with other men in cubicles then?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Jun 2019 20:22:54 16,284 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Theyíre scoping out where you hang you car keys, where you alarm pad is and how easy itíll be to kick your door in
    I realise thatís a distinct possibility. Iím just wondering whether thereís literally any legit rehabilitation door to door selling schemes.

    Because if thereís not, how come that story is still a thing? Itís weird. They always have this crappy fake laminated thing they wave at you.
  • Youthist 19 Jun 2019 20:24:45 13,842 posts
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    Itís another form of ďstreet beggingĒ and you can decide if you contribute or not. Donít overthink it
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Jun 2019 20:44:57 16,284 posts
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    Whatís wrong with you?
  • Fake_Blood 19 Jun 2019 20:47:18 9,566 posts
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    20 centimtres? Youíll find that on average we stand 14 centimtres apart at urinals. A lot of guys lie about this.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Jun 2019 20:48:12 14,100 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Whatís wrong with you?
    He didn't get enough oxygen at birth.
  • elstoof 19 Jun 2019 20:51:01 23,661 posts
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    There are no such rehabilitation schemes. At worst, they get a tenner for their yellow dusters and sponges that they spend a quid on at Poundland. At best, theyíve seen you walk to where to keep your purse which is right next to the door luckily enough. While you were doing that, theyíve seen itís a Yale lock with a bit of a gap in the frame. A credit card can open that one night while youíre watching tv, then you wonít notice the handbag missing until the next morning
  • elstoof 19 Jun 2019 20:56:47 23,661 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:

    Because if thereís not, how come that story is still a thing? Itís weird. They always have this crappy fake laminated thing they wave at you.
    Same reason over ordered speakers on the van going cheap or watches that were surplus for the trade show are still a thing, people fall for it and keep buying it, in this case people open the door for it. You donít know whoís at the door, and itís innocuous enough at face value. You canít say for sure itís them coming back later that night for your wifeís handbag
  • askew 19 Jun 2019 20:57:15 19,531 posts
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    Iíve seen that episode of Inside No. 9
  • One_Vurfed_Gwrx 19 Jun 2019 20:58:00 3,539 posts
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    No butter, margarine or 'spreads on bread, just bread, filling, condiment if necessary, bread.

    Completely unnecessary, keep the butters etc for baking where they belong.
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