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THFourteen 54,987 posts
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RyanDS 14,073 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI'm not a fat cunt so I am a threadedr. Fuck unbelting etc and risking trouser hitting the floor. -
Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoWe have found a common enemy. We might have our differences, but these no butter types will be the end of us all. -
We've had a new carer start today to help with the kids. I was expecting a toad but to my surprise she's quite fucking hot 
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAddy__ wrote:
Oh dear. This is how it starts.
We've had a new carer start today to help with the kids. I was expecting a toad but to my surprise she's quite fucking hot -
Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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Registered 12 years agoDon’t let her see where you keep your purse. -
Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI am allergic to dairy, so happily never have butter.
Vegetable margarine can be OK, but equally I can be happy to leave it. Just mustard and ham, or even just ham maybe. I wouldn't put butter on a hamburger, which is basically a sandwich.
Although, when I was in the US, Earth Balance was a friggin amazing butter substitute and I would just eat that.
On wazzing, I also undo belt, button and zip. I have mainly thighs and do not worry about my trousers falling down. Threading is too risky and slow. -
JamboWayOh wrote:
Nah I've enough complications in my life. I'd rather crack one off and eat a 'sugar free' choc bar and then watch a documentary.
Addy__ wrote:
Oh dear. This is how it starts.
We've had a new carer start today to help with the kids. I was expecting a toad but to my surprise she's quite fucking hot -
Jono62 27,356 posts
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Registered 13 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Yeah, look what happened with Goat
Addy__ wrote:
Oh dear. This is how it starts.
We've had a new carer start today to help with the kids. I was expecting a toad but to my surprise she's quite fucking hot -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoOh, user SonShine got banned so be on the look out for some trolling accounts that he inevitably will do. Luckily his spelling, or lack of it, will help identify him. -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoThe unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
Fake_Blood wrote:
There will be a massive bulge in my pants.
Don’t let her see where you keep your purse. -
You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI’ve double locked my front door. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAddy__ wrote:
Give it a week and Addy is cracking one off over her used knickers and then eating a sugar free choc bar while watching a documentary.
JamboWayOh wrote:
Nah I've enough complications in my life. I'd rather crack one off and eat a 'sugar free' choc bar and then watch a documentary.
Addy__ wrote:
Oh dear. This is how it starts.
We've had a new carer start today to help with the kids. I was expecting a toad but to my surprise she's quite fucking hot -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRyanDS wrote:
Tory power stance
I'm not a fat cunt so I am a threadedr. Fuck unbelting etc and risking trouser hitting the floor. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
Look nick. Look who else threads. I win.
The unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDecks wrote:
If Ecosse says he butters only one bread then we're all fucked.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Look nick. Look who else threads. I win.
The unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
JamboWayOh wrote:
Depends if the bread is baked on Mount Vesuvius and then shipped to Switzerland via Pegasus.
Decks wrote:
If Ecosse says he butters only one bread then we're all fucked.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Look nick. Look who else threads. I win.
The unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI’m in Switzerland now now and it’s always a fearful time for me -
Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYou-can-call-me-kal wrote:
What are you talking about?
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoWhen I go for a piss I take all my clothes off before approaching the urinal. I fold my clothes up neatly on the sink, don a welding mask and ear defenders and go at it -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI think that was aimed at SonShine's homophobia. -
Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAh. Didn’t see any of it. But I can imagine it being a gem. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAddy__ wrote:
Nothing like a bit of handmade Sunblest bread bought off the street.
JamboWayOh wrote:
Depends if the bread is baked on Mount Vesuvius and then shipped to Switzerland via Pegasus.
Decks wrote:
If Ecosse says he butters only one bread then we're all fucked.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Look nick. Look who else threads. I win.
The unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI unbutton, put my hand in and pull out my knob over the top of the boxers. Simple. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoLegendaryApe wrote:
Strange bread recipe. Yeasty
I unbutton, put my hand in and pull out my knob over the top of the boxers. Simple. -
Your-Mother 8,172 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI’m more concerned that ecosse apparently wants to watch people unbuckle and piss. -
anephric 5,274 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNever mind the trouser drop, I don't understand the apparent farting etiquette at urinals. Occasionally, whilst trying to operate within the parameters of gentlemanliness, I might experience a slight parp (more of a toot) when I'm squeezing out the last few drops of liquid gold, but some filthy cunts sound like they're turning themselves inside out through their arseholes next to you.
Sometimes it makes me jump, delicate soul that I am. BLAAARRTTTT. -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAddy__ wrote:
Fuck me, that sounds delicious.
JamboWayOh wrote:
Depends if the bread is baked on Mount Vesuvius and then shipped to Switzerland via Pegasus.
Decks wrote:
If Ecosse says he butters only one bread then we're all fucked.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Look nick. Look who else threads. I win.
The unbuckling, undo everything weirdos are for the watching. -
anephric wrote:
Fuck me that sounds delicious.
Never mind the trouser drop, I don't understand the apparent farting etiquette at urinals. Occasionally, whilst trying to operate within the parameters of gentlemanliness, I might experience a slight parp (more of a toot) when I'm squeezing out the last few drops of liquid gold, but some filthy cunts sound like they're turning themselves inside out through their arseholes next to you.
Sometimes it makes me jump, delicate soul that I am. BLAAARRTTTT.
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