Random Musings Page 1352

  • DJCopa 8 Aug 2019 13:15:09 1,992 posts
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  • JamboWayOh 8 Aug 2019 13:45:56 14,230 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'm going to be living alone for the first time in about 20 years in the next few months.

    I can't fucking wait. Just the thought of coming home after work to a place with no other cunt in it fills me with absolute glee. Hell truly is other people.

    It's the affording it part that scares me.
    Eh? Divorce?
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 8 Aug 2019 13:49:41 6,159 posts
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    @JamboWayOh Or parole?
  • RevolvingKenneth 8 Aug 2019 14:03:25 27 posts
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    drhickman1983 wrote:
    I imagine I'll still be living in a shared house when i retire. Except I won't be able to retire. So I'll be 70 years old working on a checkout line as my faculties are to dulled by age to do much else. Sleeping in a shitty house that's a hairs breadth away from squalor. Yay. A Darvon cocktail seems more appealing.

    At least then I can go out how I lived. Wearing sandals and socks indoors.
    I think we can update that Thatcher* quote to "Anyone living in a shared house over 35 is a failure".

    *Or whoever actually said it
  • askew 8 Aug 2019 14:10:12 19,563 posts
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    I'm afraid the robots will have your checkout job…
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Aug 2019 14:33:12 11,044 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    @JamboWayOh Or parole?
    I'm finally being separated from my conjoined twin.
  • adamasunder12 8 Aug 2019 14:43:53 464 posts
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    askew wrote:
    I'm afraid the robots will have your checkout job…
    Think the robots will have everyone's job eventually. Well enough for us to consider a life without work being the norm.

    Scary or liberating. Depends who's in government and whether fascism will once again attempt to wipe us all out.
  • JamboWayOh 8 Aug 2019 15:07:51 14,230 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Rogueywon wrote:
    @JamboWayOh Or parole?
    I'm finally being separated from my conjoined twin.
    So divorce then.
  • Trafford 8 Aug 2019 15:17:07 8,372 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah

    Good luck!
    The last 7 seven years for me have been a helluva ride.😀
  • thelzdking 8 Aug 2019 21:48:06 9,475 posts
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    Good luck C_H! I just wish that my co-habitants had the same ridiculously high standards of tidiness and hygiene that I do.
  • Jono62 9 Aug 2019 00:02:39 22,599 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah Good luck. You should meet with Quaddy
  • Addy__ 9 Aug 2019 00:18:55 1,127 posts
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    Good luck CH. The wife is away for 3 days starting next Friday with the girls and her mum. I can't fucking wait. I feel like I'm counting down to Xmas as a child.
  • sirtacos 9 Aug 2019 01:13:52 8,170 posts
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    adamasunder12 wrote:
    askew wrote:
    I'm afraid the robots will have your checkout job…
    Think the robots will have everyone's job eventually. Well enough for us to consider a life without work being the norm.

    Scary or liberating. Depends who's in government and whether fascism will once again attempt to wipe us all out.
    The robots will have the jobs and the ultra-rich won't need us anymore.

    So it'll be a life of squalor for everyone, punctuated by catastrophic droughts/floods and mass die-offs.

    Occasionally we will rise up, only for AI sentry turrets and facial-recognition killbots to beat back the crowds while drones indiscriminately firebomb our sprawling slums until we accept our diet of ground-up insects and turbid marshwater.

    Edited by sirtacos at 01:18:56 09-08-2019
  • MrFlay 9 Aug 2019 04:38:49 4,068 posts
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    Is there anything more annoying than plugging your phone in to charge and then waking up to see it's only at 50%? I want a new phone.
  • Mola_Ram 9 Aug 2019 05:10:45 20,831 posts
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    My teetotalling diary, continued:

    Well, I don't really fit the "teetotaller" description, as I've had a total of two half-pints of beer (one of them a stout) over the last 3 weeks. But it's as close as I've ever gotten.

    And I don't even really feel like I cheated. When I had those drinks, I did it because I *wanted* them, not because I needed them. I also stopped at one, and didn't feel the need to have another the next night or whatever.

    I have a cold at the moment, so it's a bit difficult to feel the good health effects right now. And I'm still probably going to have my (very small bottle) of ultra-cheap whiskey over the weekend, as I sit on a rooftop and watch the sun set on the mountains around Mandalay. But overall, I think this is much healthier.
  • MrFlay 9 Aug 2019 05:46:29 4,068 posts
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    I've never liked alcohol. I hate feeling sedated. I'd probably love coke or speed if I ever tried them. I love caffeine.
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Aug 2019 07:24:30 6,541 posts
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    I would like to propose user MrFlay as the class of 2019's Most Likely to Commit an Atrocity
  • MrFlay 9 Aug 2019 10:16:35 4,068 posts
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    If I committed an atrocity, you'd never find out.
  • quadfather 9 Aug 2019 10:31:07 34,671 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'm going to be living alone for the first time in about 20 years in the next few months.

    I can't fucking wait. Just the thought of coming home after work to a place with no other cunt in it fills me with absolute glee. Hell truly is other people.

    It's the affording it part that scares me.

    Once you've got used to the affordability, everything else will pale into insignificance. True bliss is having your own place that you can do what the fuck you want with, with noone else there.

    Take it from me, with my artex cave complete with dungeon and hammer house themed living room.

    Fuck pastels. Fuck live, laugh, love. And fuck those stupid heart things that dangle like they've been strangled.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Aug 2019 10:33:21 11,044 posts
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    I think I'm most looking forward to not finding fucking hair in everything.

    To enjoy a meal without flossing during will be simply heavenly.
  • MrFlay 9 Aug 2019 10:37:31 4,068 posts
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    People are awful.
  • Nexus_6 9 Aug 2019 10:49:47 4,281 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I'm going to be living alone for the first time in about 20 years in the next few months.

    I can't fucking wait. Just the thought of coming home after work to a place with no other cunt in it fills me with absolute glee. Hell truly is other people.

    It's the affording it part that scares me.

    Once you've got used to the affordability, everything else will pale into insignificance. True bliss is having your own place that you can do what the fuck you want with, with noone else there.

    Take it from me, with my artex cave complete with dungeon and hammer house themed living room.

    Fuck pastels. Fuck live, laugh, love. And fuck those stupid heart things that dangle like they've been strangled.
    It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Aug 2019 10:50:11 14,230 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I think I'm most looking forward to not finding fucking hair in everything.

    To enjoy a meal without flossing during will be simply heavenly.
    So it was a mutual amicable divorce then?

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 10:50:31 09-08-2019
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Aug 2019 10:51:14 11,044 posts
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    We were never married, thankfully.
  • THFourteen 9 Aug 2019 10:54:22 52,591 posts
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    Good luck in the next stage of your life c_h!
  • JamboWayOh 9 Aug 2019 11:18:16 14,230 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    We were never married, thankfully.
    Well good luck mate, hope it all works out for you.
  • quadfather 9 Aug 2019 11:56:07 34,671 posts
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    Just get some cider in and be done with it
  • JamboWayOh 9 Aug 2019 12:05:53 14,230 posts
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    Next stage : alcohol dependancy
  • quadfather 9 Aug 2019 12:19:56 34,671 posts
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    You have reached level 4. New skill unlocked : Functioning alcoholic. Open mouth and pour liquid inside to activate skill.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Aug 2019 12:27:01 14,230 posts
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    Ha
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