Following Random Musings Page 1353

  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Aug 2019 12:33:55 11,887 posts
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    I'm probably down for the alcoholism, but less inclined towards the anal fisting.

    It's early days yet though.
  • quadfather 9 Aug 2019 12:49:23 35,503 posts
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    Baby steps.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Aug 2019 12:52:09 11,887 posts
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    Any helpful tips on avoiding tears?
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 9 Aug 2019 13:00:17 7,409 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah Gouge out your own tearducts.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Aug 2019 13:01:36 22,221 posts
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    He meant tears not tears.
  • Load_2.0 9 Aug 2019 13:13:34 30,451 posts
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    Anal.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Aug 2019 13:16:48 16,601 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Any helpful tips on avoiding tears?
    No Nails adhesive works pretty well.
  • Mola_Ram 9 Aug 2019 13:18:00 22,159 posts
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    I've found that gouging generally does not help with tears.
  • TechnoHippy 9 Aug 2019 14:03:29 15,838 posts
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    Tiny hands help.
  • MrFlay 9 Aug 2019 14:25:20 4,324 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Any helpful tips on avoiding tears?
    No Nails adhesive works pretty well.
    The only thing it's actually good for.
  • RaymondLuxuryYacht 9 Aug 2019 18:51:21 354 posts
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    What the hell has happened to 6:30pm Radio 4 comedies? As funny as an anal fissure these days.
  • elstoof 9 Aug 2019 19:38:28 24,813 posts
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    You work the fingers in first, then form the fist once the hand is entirely through the breach
  • sport 9 Aug 2019 20:08:30 15,489 posts
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    Flawless technique.
  • Phattso 10 Aug 2019 18:32:23 24,935 posts
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    Ok. After three years in a row, Iím never running the Great British Beer-a-thon ever again.
  • Frogofdoom 10 Aug 2019 18:42:33 15,093 posts
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    Is that the one at Olympia? One of my mates is up at that, was it not good?
  • Phattso 10 Aug 2019 18:51:15 24,935 posts
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    No. Itís a very low key thing around Farringdon. Five one mile laps. End of each lap is a different pint and a different pub snack (pork pie, sausage roll, etc. etc.). All in the name of charidee but only 200 people or so each year.

    Beat my previous best, but I think this is then end of the punishing road for me. :)
  • Phattso 10 Aug 2019 18:52:11 24,935 posts
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    Olympia is the Great British Beer Festival. Similarly boozy (and I was there midweek) but zero running. ;-)
  • Frogofdoom 10 Aug 2019 18:55:48 15,093 posts
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    That last mile sounds like it might be tricky.
  • Fake_Blood 10 Aug 2019 19:27:32 9,930 posts
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    Can you take the drink and snack with you and walk the lap or do you need to finish both and then run?
  • Phattso 10 Aug 2019 19:29:01 24,935 posts
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    Itís not super serious. But by tradition both have to be consumed before the next lap begins. Some nutters finish under 30 minutes.
  • mothercruncher 10 Aug 2019 20:17:02 16,957 posts
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    I canít decide if his is the best or worst thing Iíve seen on the internet all day:



    Edited by mothercruncher at 20:17:58 10-08-2019
  • MrFlay 11 Aug 2019 05:40:45 4,324 posts
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    I wish I could breathe underwater. That would be awesome. Amphibians don't know how lucky they are.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Aug 2019 07:15:54 8,347 posts
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    Have you even tried
  • MrFlay 11 Aug 2019 08:07:26 4,324 posts
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    @fontgeeksogood

    Surprisingly, yes. It did not go well.
  • Youthist 14 Aug 2019 04:40:59 13,994 posts
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    I am on holiday and am currently in Phoenix. I am able to confirm it is fucking hot here.

    Edited by Youthist at 04:41:43 14-08-2019
  • Psychotext 14 Aug 2019 09:54:43 65,937 posts
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    Bizarre. My internet fault was due to beetles eating through the fibre optic. Apparently it's happened a lot lately.
  • elstoof 14 Aug 2019 10:00:19 24,813 posts
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    Of course your house would be the one to have fibre optic eating beetles
  • Psychotext 14 Aug 2019 10:08:08 65,937 posts
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    Pretty much. =/
  • THFourteen 14 Aug 2019 10:14:16 53,174 posts
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    "boss the customer's complaining again"

    "Just tell them beetles ate it"
  • Psychotext 14 Aug 2019 10:28:55 65,937 posts
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    :D
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