Random Musings Page 1381

  • fontgeeksogood 4 Oct 2019 22:18:50 7,025 posts
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    The irony is, they're in Newcastle like and there's nae fockin fruit outside of a Greggs jam doughnut, the idiots
  • smoothpete 5 Oct 2019 15:23:33 36,013 posts
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    Bit late to the fly party but if you wait till it’s dark then put a really bright light outside an open window then they generally fuck off towards it and away,

    Edited by smoothpete at 15:23:47 05-10-2019
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Oct 2019 15:49:21 21,090 posts
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    It's way way passed that Pete. I had them all cleared last, woke up this morning and there were a few more. Opened the cupboard and at least 46 billion of them flew out. I've tracked it down to a packet of old potatoes at the back of the cupboard which had essentially become a fruit fly orgy. I've massacred them all again and bought some fly spray to gas the entire kitchen tonight. If there's any left in the morning I'm torching the place.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Oct 2019 16:00:41 21,090 posts
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    The weird thing is I must have hoovered up at least 60 of the bastards but when I empty the hoover there's no sign of them. Not a single one in the collection bit. I've had the filter out and there's nothing. If my girlfriend hadn't seen them I'd be convinced I was having some kind of ketamine flashback.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Oct 2019 16:03:19 21,090 posts
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    Here's the hall from one of the traps today.

  • monkehhh 5 Oct 2019 16:11:22 5,152 posts
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    We had them (or something similar) last year from a slow leak damp patch underneath the kitchen island, think I nearly went insane. We still get the occasional visitor but nothing like the great war. The worst reinvasion turned out to be them breeding down the plug holes, a load of bleach down each one, left overnight, sorted it out.
  • its-H1ggyLTD 6 Oct 2019 20:18:54 215 posts
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    Did we lose categories?
  • Frogofdoom 6 Oct 2019 20:25:18 14,245 posts
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    No
  • its-H1ggyLTD 6 Oct 2019 20:35:09 215 posts
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    Not working for me.
  • Frogofdoom 6 Oct 2019 20:35:59 14,245 posts
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    Still there for me, I never use it though
  • its-H1ggyLTD 6 Oct 2019 20:36:01 215 posts
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    Ah, neither is the page changer.
  • askew 6 Oct 2019 20:52:53 19,962 posts
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    Got any obvious errors in your browser console?
  • Frogofdoom 7 Oct 2019 08:44:42 14,245 posts
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    If I get one more email offering me viagra or to restore my penis to its former glory I'm going to start closing the curtains.
  • Mola_Ram 7 Oct 2019 08:56:06 21,494 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    If I get one more email offering me viagra or to restore my penis to its former glory I'm going to start closing her curtains.
    O_o

    Edited by Mola_Ram at 08:59:06 07-10-2019
  • mothercruncher 7 Oct 2019 19:38:14 16,540 posts
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    Erm, I hesitate to post this because, well- you’ll see.
    The past couple of weeks Nigel Farage keeps popping up in my YouTube “suggestions” feed?! I even have two separate YouTube accounts- one for my devices and one for the households TV’s and they’re both fucking doing it, despite me downvoting what’s suggested each time.
    I swear, my browsing history is not a sea of Britain First/Morrisey videos, it’s 99% a mix of cycling and videogames (the one percent I will admit is “Vocal coach reacts to...” stuff).
    What the actual? Is Aaron Banks paying for a big Frogface push at the moment and YouTube are craven enough to allow it? Wtf?
  • X201 7 Oct 2019 22:11:51 19,415 posts
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    They spent double what either Labour or the Conservatives spent at the Euro Elections, so wouldn’t be a massive leap to think it’s still the same
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 8 Oct 2019 17:08:18 6,533 posts
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    Wow, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint seems to be headed into uncharted waters for review-scores on an AAA title. Avoid from EG, 3 from Destructoid, 4 from Gamespot.

    IGN haven't reviewed it yet. They're probably staring at their keyboards, bewildered, and wondering what the numbers lower than 7 are for.
  • Graxlar_v3 8 Oct 2019 17:09:59 7,937 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    Wow, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint seems to be headed into uncharted waters for review-scores on an AAA title. Avoid from EG, 3 from Destructoid, 4 from Gamespot.

    IGN haven't reviewed it yet. They're probably staring at their keyboards, bewildered, and wondering what the numbers lower than 7 are for.
    They know what the numbers below 7 are for, they are for the publishers who's cheques bounce.
  • Technoishmatt 8 Oct 2019 18:42:57 3,543 posts
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    So disappointed by Breakpoint :(. Wildlands currently my mainstay, was looking forward to some change but of more of the same. Will probably mean lower online numbers for Wildlands as some people will have switched.
  • sport 8 Oct 2019 19:09:04 15,261 posts
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    It's still gonna top the charts.
  • macmurphy 8 Oct 2019 19:13:24 3,987 posts
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    Hell of an advert to be fair 🤷‍♂️
  • THFourteen 8 Oct 2019 19:47:42 53,012 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Rogueywon wrote:
    Wow, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint seems to be headed into uncharted waters for review-scores on an AAA title. Avoid from EG, 3 from Destructoid, 4 from Gamespot.

    IGN haven't reviewed it yet. They're probably staring at their keyboards, bewildered, and wondering what the numbers lower than 7 are for.
    They know what the numbers below 7 are for, they are for the publishers who's cheques bounce.
    Heh
  • Mola_Ram 9 Oct 2019 14:33:55 21,494 posts
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    There's a lot of people setting off fireworks around here. And it's really freaking me out, because even though I'm 95% sure that they're fireworks, that 5% "what if it's not, you live in a country with multiple armed secessionist groups" is still there.
  • askew 9 Oct 2019 15:34:02 19,962 posts
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    I know Australia has its issues, but things sound like they've gotten a lot worse under Tony Abbott
  • adamasunder12 9 Oct 2019 15:36:57 926 posts
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    Girl in my class is called Swastika. Unfortunate
  • Mola_Ram 9 Oct 2019 15:43:43 21,494 posts
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    askew wrote:
    I know Australia has its issues, but things sound like they've gotten a lot worse under Tony Abbott
    Lol, I would be more scared if this was in Australia, as fireworks are banned there.

    (Toned Abbs hasn't been PM for a while now btw)
  • sport 9 Oct 2019 15:45:20 15,261 posts
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    Koala Separatists.
  • DrStrangelove 9 Oct 2019 20:18:23 14,594 posts
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    It's governed by the Liberal-National Koalation

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 20:19:46 09-10-2019
  • askew 9 Oct 2019 20:21:52 19,962 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    askew wrote:
    I know Australia has its issues, but things sound like they've gotten a lot worse under Tony Abbott
    Lol, I would be more scared if this was in Australia, as fireworks are banned there.

    (Toned Abbs hasn't been PM for a while now btw)
    :D Arf. I'll get me coat
  • adamasunder12 9 Oct 2019 20:37:00 926 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    Wow, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint seems to be headed into uncharted waters for review-scores on an AAA title. Avoid from EG, 3 from Destructoid, 4 from Gamespot.

    IGN haven't reviewed it yet. They're probably staring at their keyboards, bewildered, and wondering what the numbers lower than 7 are for.
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