Following Random Musings Page 1406

  • sport 8 Nov 2019 09:43:49 15,358 posts
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    Surely a front wipe is more effective? Through the gap while in seated position, then from above the anus follow through to the perineum.
  • Dougs 8 Nov 2019 09:47:43 91,055 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Ha, my BP is 140/80 on meds!
    Yeah but you're living the life mate!
    If you call that drinking too much, overweight as a result with 2 sometimes challenging kids and a mildly stressful job, then yes, absolutely!
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2019 10:00:32 23,934 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Ha, my BP is 140/80 on meds!
    I think mine is similar.
    GP is happy with it though...
  • Dougs 8 Nov 2019 10:06:53 91,055 posts
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    Yeah, same here. "Normal for a European male" is what mine always says.
  • sport 8 Nov 2019 10:10:48 15,358 posts
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    Brexiteer GP?
  • Salaman 8 Nov 2019 12:47:50 23,715 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Fuck me we're getting old. Scrotum lengthening and how to stay regular are this weeks hot topics. Roger Reedpop must be delighted.
    Coincidentally, I spotted my first white pube hair yesterday.
    I'm sure there's already a topic for that.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 12:54:15 21,502 posts
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    Yeah I'm getting the odd one popping up in my beard now.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 12:55:10 21,502 posts
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    Like my actual hair, not your pubes.
  • grey_matters 8 Nov 2019 13:02:51 4,884 posts
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    :D
  • mrpon 8 Nov 2019 13:22:50 35,575 posts
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    Username checks out.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2019 13:31:18 7,565 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    I ache everywhere all the time.
    I've actually started to feel a twinge in my side occasionally when reaching back to wipe
    Have you tried stand wiping?
    I exclusively stand wipe, strictly front to back. Sometimes have a sit down wee for a treat
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 13:33:13 21,502 posts
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    Does anyone thread their penis through the little hole in the their underpants to do a wee wee? Whats all that about?
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2019 13:37:20 7,565 posts
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    It's enough trouble uncoiling it TBH
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Nov 2019 13:39:38 11,621 posts
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    Someone post Ian Beale with a cold sore.
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2019 14:33:34 23,934 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Does anyone thread their penis through the little hole in the their underpants to do a wee wee? Whats all that about?
    I do when I'm standing at a urinal.
    Are you one of those guys that has to undo his trousers and pull his pants down to do a wee?
  • wuntyphyve 8 Nov 2019 14:37:20 13,145 posts
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    I'm one of those people who normally has to pull his trousers and pants right down. They then tend to pick up pee from the floor so more often than not I just take them both off and leave them under the urinal before leaving.

    Edited by wuntyphyve at 14:37:57 08-11-2019
  • Lukus 8 Nov 2019 14:39:18 22,296 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Does anyone thread their penis through the little hole in the their underpants to do a wee wee? Whats all that about?
    I do when I'm standing at a urinal.
    Are you one of those guys that has to undo his trousers and pull his pants down to do a wee?
    You know you can just pull the pants down at the front without having to pull your trousers down too?
  • Dougs 8 Nov 2019 14:57:48 91,055 posts
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    Has it really been a year already?
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2019 15:02:37 23,934 posts
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    Yeah, I'm sure we've been through this before.
  • Alastair 8 Nov 2019 15:03:48 23,934 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    You know you can just pull the pants down at the front without having to pull your trousers down too?
    I do indeed.
    But my willy likes the adventure of going through the... the.. what's the actual name of the hole arrangement on the front of pants?
  • smoothpete 8 Nov 2019 15:07:37 36,134 posts
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    I donít know where to post this

    http://www.geocities.ws/travis/Prawnhub/Home.html

    The categories page is good :)
  • wuntyphyve 8 Nov 2019 15:12:04 13,145 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    You know you can just pull the pants down at the front without having to pull your trousers down too?
    I do indeed.
    But my willy likes the adventure of going through the... the.. what's the actual name of the hole arrangement on the front of pants?
    Cock pocket?
  • Lukus 8 Nov 2019 15:12:55 22,296 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    You know you can just pull the pants down at the front without having to pull your trousers down too?
    I do indeed.
    But my willy likes the adventure of going through the... the.. what's the actual name of the hole arrangement on the front of pants?
    Hmmm, the piss flap? The peepee hole? The magic slot? The irony is they all sound euphemisms for vaginas
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 15:25:36 21,502 posts
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    I can't stop watching clips of Gordon Ramsey ripping into poor cunts on youtube. Like I actually can't stop watching them.

    Look at this



    Edited by Decks at 15:28:05 08-11-2019
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 15:25:51 21,502 posts
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    And it's a peehole
  • Addy__ 8 Nov 2019 15:46:43 2,002 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Ha, my BP is 140/80 on meds!
    Mine is still higher than that on meds :😞
  • billythekid 8 Nov 2019 16:13:59 12,370 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I can't stop watching clips of Gordon Ramsey ripping into poor cunts on youtube. Like I actually can't stop watching them.

    Look at this

    Still the best:

  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2019 16:14:31 7,565 posts
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    The pantsvag
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 8 Nov 2019 16:15:59 21,502 posts
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    Why does everyone know their blood pressure. Is this something I'm supposed to know?
  • billythekid 8 Nov 2019 16:18:00 12,370 posts
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    Don't know my blood group let alone its pressure.
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