Random Musings Page 1419

  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:26:26 9,972 posts
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    Damn you Gremmi
  • Your-Mother 20 Nov 2019 22:26:54 4,472 posts
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    I’m quicker to the Cox than you are
  • Your-Mother 20 Nov 2019 22:27:05 4,472 posts
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    Also a summary of Carlo’s night out
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:27:33 9,972 posts
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    We both know Carlo is always first in line for Cox
  • JamboWayOh 20 Nov 2019 22:27:48 19,988 posts
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    I definitely love physicist and former D-Ream keyboard player, Brian Cox.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:27:54 9,972 posts
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    OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Nov 2019 22:28:09 25,598 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Oh she's my wife actually.
    When did you get wed? I remember ages ago you saying you were engaged. I lose track of forum time. She's very lucky you didn't dump her as you'd be in a far worse state then she'd ever be.
    About 3 weeks ago. Just building her up to an almighty dumping.
  • Deleted user 20 November 2019 22:29:38
    Talking of Cox I had a workshop with a Microsoft cloud guy on Monday. His name was Richard Fiddler. How I didn't piss my pants when he introduced himself I'll never know.
  • Mola_Ram 20 Nov 2019 22:30:24 23,982 posts
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    He also loves noted TV personality Dave Penis.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:30:59 9,972 posts
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    I worked with a guy called Dick Chequer. I respected him for owning it and not going with Richard, Rich, Rick or Ricky
  • JamboWayOh 20 Nov 2019 22:31:03 19,988 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    Talking of Cox I had a workshop with a Microsoft cloud guy on Monday. His name was Richard Fiddler. How I didn't piss my pants when he introduced himself I'll never know.
    That's.....unfortunate.
  • Deleted user 20 November 2019 22:31:03
    Decks wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Oh she's my wife actually.
    When did you get wed? I remember ages ago you saying you were engaged. I lose track of forum time. She's very lucky you didn't dump her as you'd be in a far worse state then she'd ever be.
    About 3 weeks ago. Just building her up to an almighty dumping.
    Well congrats anyway fella. Your life is officially fucked...well until you fuck her off, then you will be in hell.
  • Fake_Blood 20 Nov 2019 22:31:08 10,442 posts
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    There's still a feeling of rejection when someone says
    She preferres the company of others to your exclusive company
  • Deleted user 20 November 2019 22:33:20
    I tell my wife she's the best flat mate I've ever had. She fucking hates me I'm sure of it.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Nov 2019 22:33:28 19,988 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I worked with a guy called Dick Chequer. I respected him for owning it and not going with Richard, Rich, Rick or Ricky
    https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0888994/

    Poor guy.
  • Carlo 20 Nov 2019 22:34:50 21,321 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    Talking of Cox I had a workshop with a Microsoft cloud guy on Monday. His name was Richard Fiddler. How I didn't piss my pants when he introduced himself I'll never know.
    So um, not this guy then?... The job he has. Hehehe :D
  • JamboWayOh 20 Nov 2019 22:35:48 19,988 posts
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    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/20/the-lifestyle-happiness-manager-a-very-modern-dogsbody

    Anybody looking for a job?
  • Deleted user 20 November 2019 22:36:51
    @Carlo

    Lol
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:38:18 9,972 posts
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    I think day two of that job I'd go into 'work' with a suicide bomber vest on
  • Load_2.0 20 Nov 2019 22:38:36 31,885 posts
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    Whilst being a murderer is one of Caitlin's less appealing traits you can also add creep.

    Given her girlfriend is a 23 "aspiring model" and she's 70.
  • Deleted user 20 November 2019 22:44:56
    Aspirational relationship goals
  • JamboWayOh 20 Nov 2019 22:51:39 19,988 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Whilst being a murderer is one of Caitlin's less appealing traits you can also add creep.

    Given her girlfriend is a 23 "aspiring model" and she's 70.
    Wtf?! She's 70?
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 22:52:49 9,972 posts
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    Leave it Jambo, Carlo has already got dibs on her
  • Carlo 20 Nov 2019 22:53:19 21,321 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Whilst being a murderer is one of Caitlin's less appealing traits you can also add creep.

    Given her girlfriend is a 23 "aspiring model" and she's 70.
    Wtf?! She's 70?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlyn_Jenner

    She's a republican too

    Edited by Carlo at 22:54:27 20-11-2019
  • Dougs 20 Nov 2019 23:27:17 94,622 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:

    Just to move on from Dumpgate, do people really not know who Bruce Jenner was
    Nope, had absolutely no idea. Which is odd once I'd read up on the history and all, but there we go.
  • Psychotext 21 Nov 2019 01:19:01 67,168 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Wtf?! She's 70?
    The shitload of surgery probably helps mask that.

    (Though oddly enough, all the surgery done as dude just made him look fucking alien)

    Edited by Psychotext at 01:20:35 21-11-2019
  • pacrifice 21 Nov 2019 02:08:06 5,247 posts
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    Fatal car collision
    In February 2015, Jenner was involved in a fatal multiple-vehicle collision on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California. Kim Howe, an animal rights activist and actress, was killed when Jenner's SUV ran into Howe's car. Accounts of the sequence of collisions have varied, as have the number of people injured.[209] Prosecutors declined to file criminal charges, but three civil lawsuits were filed against Jenner by Howe's stepchildren and drivers of other cars involved in the collision.[210][211] Jessica Steindorff, a Hollywood agent who was hit by Howe's car, settled her case in December 2015. Howe's stepchildren settled their case in January 2016.[212] Financial details were not disclosed in either case.[213]
    Wikipedia

    Edited by pacrifice at 02:15:30 21-11-2019
  • Mola_Ram 21 Nov 2019 02:26:29 23,982 posts
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    Someone just sent an email around complaining that she'd been rostered to start 2 hours earlier than usual on Christmas Eve, without prior consultation.

    On the one hand, I sympathise. On the other hand, CCing all organisation staff into the email is probably not going to help her.
  • Psychotext 21 Nov 2019 13:42:51 67,168 posts
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    The fuck would you whine about a 2 hour change a month from now for?
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