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  • JamboWayOh 9 Dec 2019 11:27:27 19,980 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    Go to a doctor you nutter
    You too, for your obvious head injury you've gained which has made you a fan of The Evil Within.
  • mrpon 9 Dec 2019 11:42:21 36,268 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    Go to a doctor you nutter
  • Jono62 9 Dec 2019 11:47:11 25,346 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Weird question - probably one not for the forum but hopefully someone can help.

    Whats the difference between a heart attack and indigestion? I am currently feeling a tightness in my chest that is super uncomfortable/outright painful and want to know if i should cut back on red meat or seek medical attention?
    It's heart cancer, nothing to worry about.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Dec 2019 11:48:52 19,980 posts
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    I had a really bad case of heart cancer over the weekend. I just had a run instead and that seemed to shake it off.
  • robthehermit 9 Dec 2019 11:48:53 7,803 posts
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    @Graxlar_v3 Definitely get medical advice. I had a heart attack at the end of September, and it's not fun.
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 11:52:45 14,926 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    wuntyphyve wrote:
    Go to a doctor you nutter
    You too, for your obvious head injury you've gained which has made you a fan of The Evil Within.
    It's too late for me.
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 11:54:31 10,212 posts
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    Sorry, turns out its a moot point as the Drs don't have an appointment til end of the week.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Dec 2019 11:57:30 19,980 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Sorry, turns out its a moot point as the Drs don't have an appointment til end of the week.
    BROKEN BRITAIN
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 11:59:41 14,926 posts
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    @Graxlar_v3 NHS24?
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 12:00:40 14,926 posts
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    Talking of which, whatever became of moot_point?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 12:00:50 10,212 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    @Graxlar_v3 NHS24?
    I am not Scottish :(.

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 12:01:14 09-12-2019
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 12:01:28 14,926 posts
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    Do you lot not get it? Huh. Now I did not know that. Want me to phone and pretend to be you?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 12:02:47 10,212 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    Do you lot not get it? Huh. Now I did not know that. Want me to phone and pretend to be you?
    Nah, its fine. I have an appointment booked now but I kinda think i just over exaggerated cos high blood pressure innit.
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 12:07:49 14,926 posts
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    I can if you want. "HI, it's graxlar, that's right, version 3. I think I ate a bad burger"

    If not, try a big shit. Normally sorts me out.

    Failing that. At least you've got an appointment booked but if it gets worse don't hang around man. Get an ambulance called if it develops into more severe pain that doesn't stop after a few minutes.

    Edited by wuntyphyve at 12:08:25 09-12-2019
  • Rivuzu 9 Dec 2019 12:37:26 18,383 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    I can if you want. "HI, it's graxlar, that's right, version 3. I think I ate a bad burger"

    If not, try a big shit. Normally sorts me out.

    Elvis_V3
  • Load_2.0 9 Dec 2019 12:41:13 31,884 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Weird question - probably one not for the forum but hopefully someone can help.

    Whats the difference between a heart attack and indigestion? I am currently feeling a tightness in my chest that is super uncomfortable/outright painful and want to know if i should cut back on red meat or seek medical attention?
    Have you tried MATA?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 12:42:10 10,212 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Weird question - probably one not for the forum but hopefully someone can help.

    Whats the difference between a heart attack and indigestion? I am currently feeling a tightness in my chest that is super uncomfortable/outright painful and want to know if i should cut back on red meat or seek medical attention?
    Have you tried MATA?
    a quick google brings up a page of Juan Mata articles.
  • sport 9 Dec 2019 12:45:03 16,105 posts
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    Make Angina Treatable Again
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Dec 2019 13:25:10 9,960 posts
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    It's a coping method for those struggling with BOFA
  • JamboWayOh 9 Dec 2019 13:29:50 19,980 posts
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    If all else fails you can always FHUTA.
  • prettyvacant 9 Dec 2019 14:57:02 372 posts
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    Do you have a cute angina ?

    (maybe avoid anything strenuous till you've been checked out)
  • Load_2.0 9 Dec 2019 14:57:05 31,884 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Weird question - probably one not for the forum but hopefully someone can help.

    Whats the difference between a heart attack and indigestion? I am currently feeling a tightness in my chest that is super uncomfortable/outright painful and want to know if i should cut back on red meat or seek medical attention?
    Have you tried MATA?
    a quick google brings up a page of Juan Mata articles.
    The scientific terminology is Mustard Around The Anus.
  • neilka 9 Dec 2019 14:57:54 23,404 posts
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    Anus Must Story
  • Load_2.0 9 Dec 2019 14:58:12 31,884 posts
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    prettyvacant wrote:
    Do you have a cute angina ?

    (maybe avoid anything strenuous till you've been checked out)
    Firstly quit objectifying female genitalia, secondly is this really the best time to be hitting on someone?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 14:58:19 10,212 posts
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    Aha... i guess I am not used to this modern lingo.

    Back in my day we used the Latin term Mustaro orando dio Analhole
  • lordofthedunce 9 Dec 2019 15:34:22 666 posts
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    Do you still have chest pain?

    General advice for anyone with ongoing pain or pressure in their chest, cold sweats and/or sudden anxiety is don't call your doctor but go straight to A&E and get an ecg and a blood test for troponin. If the pain is sudden and severe then probably best to call an ambulance.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Dec 2019 15:38:03 25,562 posts
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    How many times have you swooned in the past 36 hours?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 15:38:54 10,212 posts
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    lordofthedunce wrote:
    Do you still have chest pain?

    General advice for anyone with ongoing pain or pressure in their chest, cold sweats and/or sudden anxiety is don't call your doctor but go straight to A&E and get an ecg and a blood test for troponin. If the pain is sudden and severe then probably best to call an ambulance.
    Yeah, I do. Think that pretty much nails it on as indigestion and me being a bit of a sap :).
  • lordofthedunce 9 Dec 2019 15:39:01 666 posts
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    A semi is a counter indication

    @ Decks!

    Edited by lordofthedunce at 15:39:44 09-12-2019
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Dec 2019 15:39:14 10,212 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    How many times have you swooned in the past 36 hours?
    Well i just saw superbob trailer where he kisses a woman, so... once?
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