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  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 15:42:20 14,926 posts
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    @Graxlar_v3 Have you tried doing a massive shite yet.
  • lordofthedunce 9 Dec 2019 15:44:57 666 posts
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    Actually, chest pains followed by a sudden urge to poo could mean heart attack or aorta aneurysm...

    Edited by lordofthedunce at 15:45:19 09-12-2019
  • neilka 9 Dec 2019 15:51:22 23,404 posts
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    /stealthily removes all chairs from thread
  • wuntyate 9 Dec 2019 15:53:15 14,926 posts
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    lordofthedunce wrote:
    Actually, chest pains followed by a sudden urge to poo could mean heart attack or aorta aneurysm...
    I just took it to mean my heart was sad that I had to let so much of me go.
  • robthehermit 9 Dec 2019 15:54:51 7,803 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    lordofthedunce wrote:
    Do you still have chest pain?

    General advice for anyone with ongoing pain or pressure in their chest, cold sweats and/or sudden anxiety is don't call your doctor but go straight to A&E and get an ecg and a blood test for troponin. If the pain is sudden and severe then probably best to call an ambulance.
    Yeah, I do. Think that pretty much nails it on as indigestion and me being a bit of a sap :).
    My chest pain had been going on for 3-4 hours when I finally managed to fall asleep.
  • TechnoHippy 9 Dec 2019 15:55:24 17,470 posts
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    Chest pains are god's warnings to stop playing with yourself. Stop with the touching and all will be well.

    Or go to a doctor. Whichever is fine.
  • Load_2.0 9 Dec 2019 16:04:50 31,884 posts
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    lordofthedunce wrote:
    Actually, chest pains followed by a sudden urge to poo could mean heart attack or aorta aneurysm...
    100% chance of anal prolapse.
  • mothercruncher 9 Dec 2019 20:16:32 17,828 posts
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    I believe you can make the anus retract significantly though with prompt application of a mustard based salve?
  • Youthist 10 Dec 2019 22:31:34 14,257 posts
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    Oh has Joyless Man gone? What occurred, anyone know? Or just a tame between the legs emoq?
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 11 Dec 2019 09:38:59 13,959 posts
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    Is this the bleakest page on the internet?

    https://www.gofundme.com/c/fundraising-tips/cancer
  • IRWATWO 11 Dec 2019 11:03:24 710 posts
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    @simpleexplodingmaybe

    'How will these funds help you? Don't be afraid to be vulnerable.'

    It's good advice I'm sure, but the need for it in the first place is fucking tragic.

    It's a Rees-Mogg, Britains Got Talent But Even More Importantly A Very Old Grandparent world :(
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Dec 2019 11:06:23 25,562 posts
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    I imagine it's more directed at Americans. We don't get medical bills.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 11:12:13 19,980 posts
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    Yet....
  • neilka 11 Dec 2019 11:16:10 23,404 posts
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    Let's not start giving certain people ideas about getting free money for having cancer.
  • DrStrangelove 11 Dec 2019 11:16:58 15,207 posts
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    One of the greatest mysteries in life to me is how a headphone cable always spins in the same direction, no matter if you spin them left or right. The cable will always be twisted 100x times in the same direction, and it has no effect in which direction you spin the headphones when putting them off. If the cable is twisted 50 times leftwards, putting the headphones off will always result in 51x leftwards, no matter if you turn them left or right. If this doesn't prove that voodoo is real, then I don't know what does.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 11:21:14 11-12-2019
  • Salaman 11 Dec 2019 11:19:55 23,838 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    One of the greatest mysteries in life to me is how a headphone cable always spins in the same direction, no matter if you spin them left or right. The cable will always be twisted 100x times in the same direction, and it has no effect in which direction you spin the headphones when putting them off. If the cable is twisted 50 times leftways, putting the headphones off will always result in 51x leftways, no matter if you turn them left or right. If this doesn't prove that voodoo is real, then I don't know what does.
    Not quite the same but close. Scientific research into the reason they always tangle.

    https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/physicists-finally-explain-why-your-earphones-are-always-tangled
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Dec 2019 11:22:33 10,212 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I imagine it's more directed at Americans. We don't get medical bills.
    There are other reasons you may need money though. Bills still need to be paid, food needs to be bought and you are facing a significant loss of wages as statutory sick pay is barely anything. If you are in between jobs, you are screwed as no one will hire you whilst going through treatment.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 11:26:48 19,980 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Let's not start giving certain people ideas about getting free money for having cancer.
    I wish that certain person would share their cure they'd earn a fortune. Although they'd probably just spend it on comics.
  • IRWATWO 11 Dec 2019 11:35:13 710 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I imagine it's more directed at Americans. We don't get medical bills.
    Ah sorry didn't read carefully enough, thinking it was to fund life whilst on StatSickPay long term, or even unemployed.
  • DrStrangelove 11 Dec 2019 11:45:19 15,207 posts
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    @Salaman yeah that's another curiosity, however one that doesn't challenge logic as much. Cables tangling up may be weird but it's not fundamentally contradictory to logic and physics. However, cables always twisting in the same direction - no matter what - is.

    Logic and physics predict that this won't happen, however that's not what happens. This simple observable fact disproves the universality of logic and physics. I need to do more testing, but it's very apparent already that voodoo does a better job at explaining reality.
  • RyanDS 11 Dec 2019 12:09:52 13,275 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    @Salaman yeah that's another curiosity, however one that doesn't challenge logic as much. Cables tangling up may be weird but it's not fundamentally contradictory to logic and physics. However, cables always twisting in the same direction - no matter what - is.

    Could it be the stress of handling? Ie you always use your right hand to put them on, your phone sits in your right pocket so the cable is always bent same way at rest etc?

    Incremental long term stress and bends becomes a visible motion?
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 14:58:53 19,980 posts
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    https://mobile.twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1203197679632699392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


    Hmmm. Ok.
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Dec 2019 15:00:59 10,212 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    https://mobile.twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1203197679632699392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


    Hmmm. Ok.
    why not
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 15:02:37 19,980 posts
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    Maybe Boris will put little union jack hats on our pigeons to lift people's spirits, get Brexit done!
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Dec 2019 15:04:15 10,212 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Maybe Boris will put little union jack hats on our pigeons to lift people's spirits, get Brexit done!
    I would vote for that.
  • thelzdking 11 Dec 2019 19:26:10 10,107 posts
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    When did Goat quit? And why? I hope he's okay...
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 19:30:43 19,980 posts
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    I suppose most people quit due to their own personal lives or due to a rage quit. He didn't have that but I believe he definitely difficult shit going on in his life. I liked him fwiw.
  • IRWATWO 11 Dec 2019 20:33:59 710 posts
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    Should be a 'Come back when you're ready' thread with a list of missed absentees, would be somewhere to announce returns too :)
  • MrWorf 11 Dec 2019 21:40:01 63,812 posts
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    Ice cream is disgusting when warm, just sugary milk.
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