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  • Mola_Ram 11 Jan 2020 09:07:34 23,974 posts
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    Sorry, I mean HAZZAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Mola_Ram 11 Jan 2020 09:07:58 23,974 posts
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    ffs fucking new page
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jan 2020 09:21:10 25,562 posts
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    "Stone the flamin' crows, that cunts got no bones. What is he some kind of facking mollusc or something? Feed it to the facking dingos mate"
  • Dougs 11 Jan 2020 09:37:36 94,595 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Look forward to hearing your praise of the delicious and healthy deep fried tempura
    Good tempura isnít greasy and in Japan you can have tempur one meal, next meal sushi , next one soba noodles, next one ramen, next one yakitori etc. rather than Burger and chips, fish and chips, calamari with chips etc.
    Not really the same.
    But would you be able to do that of out with your Nieces and nephews? That to me seemed to be the biggest limiting factor in where you ate.

    Edited by Dougs at 09:37:49 11-01-2020

    Edited by Dougs at 09:46:00 11-01-2020
  • mothercruncher 11 Jan 2020 09:42:41 17,828 posts
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    They might have been friendly to his face but the C word was used extensively as he walked away.

    Fakiní cumquat.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Jan 2020 09:45:30 28,862 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Look forward to hearing your praise of the delicious and healthy deep fried tempura
    Good tempura isnít greasy and in Japan you can have tempur one meal, next meal sushi , next one soba noodles, next one ramen, next one yakitori etc. rather than Burger and chips, fish and chips, calamari with chips etc.
    Not really the same.
    But would you be able to do that of out with your Nieves and nephews? That to me seemed to be the biggest limiting factor in where you ate.
    Nope, of course not, youíre right. I was just replying to Elstoofís point. The kids only have whatís on the childrenís menu so limited to Aussie places with a kids menu. Was expecting a bit more variety and quality over 3 weeks though.
  • Dougs 11 Jan 2020 09:48:46 94,595 posts
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    Bog standard pub grub. Same here and I wouldn't expect much else. When you have kids, eating out is a much more pleasant experience if they are happy. Which is fine if you only eat out once a month or whatever but I can understand it getting a bit dull.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Jan 2020 09:49:17 9,960 posts
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    Chicken nuggets for the kids and fugu sashimi for me.

    Sir, this is Burger King
  • JamboWayOh 11 Jan 2020 09:50:08 19,980 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Chicken nuggets for the kids and fugu sashimi for me.

    Sir, this is Little Chef.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Jan 2020 09:51:43 28,862 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Chicken nuggets for the kids and fugu sashimi for me.

    Sir, this is Burger King
    Haha
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Jan 2020 10:20:12 28,862 posts
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    I suppose Iíve been spoiled by the likes of Spain and Italy
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 10:51:53 25,863 posts
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    Where the little fuckers are expected to eat grown up food or go hungry
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 10:55:09 25,863 posts
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    Iím actually impressed that your brother is apparently more of an ecosse than ecosse, imagine the force of will that would make him give up and eat shite for 3 solid weeks
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 10:57:20 25,863 posts
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    I donít think I could spend 3 solid weeks with family eating every meal with them. Great to see you lads, but I think Iíll go do some of that culture shit that youíre bored of seeing as you live here, get some decent grub and that.

    ďNaw pal, youse are comin doon tae eat pure shite with me an ma weans or am gontae fucken square goĒ

    Edited by elstoof at 10:57:37 11-01-2020
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Jan 2020 14:41:41 28,862 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I donít think I could spend 3 solid weeks with family eating every meal with them. Great to see you lads, but I think Iíll go do some of that culture shit that youíre bored of seeing as you live here, get some decent grub and that.

    ďNaw pal, youse are comin doon tae eat pure shite with me an ma weans or am gontae fucken square goĒ
    The fuckers live on the other side of the world, not sure they realise my gargantuan effort.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Jan 2020 14:46:18 28,862 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Iím actually impressed that your brother is apparently more of an ecosse than ecosse, imagine the force of will that would make him give up and eat shite for 3 solid weeks
    Sadly heís no ecosse, heíd happily eat shite as long as there is enough of it.
  • mothercruncher 11 Jan 2020 18:08:45 17,828 posts
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    I.e. heís a normal bloke and his self esteem isnít propped up by incessant self aggrandisement and humble bragging.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 18:10:02 25,863 posts
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    The poor bastard discovered that the other side of the world isnít far enough, let him have his comforting stodge eh
  • nickthegun 11 Jan 2020 19:05:25 82,265 posts
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    My brother lives in SA and his wife had a massive moan the last time they came over that we never go to see them.

    My brain became completely paralysed trying to think of a tactful way to say that I just couldnít bear to spend that much money to spend two straight weeks with them.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jan 2020 19:06:21 12,836 posts
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    I won't even go to Flixton for my sister, fuck getting on a plane.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 19:31:52 25,863 posts
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    I got off a bus home to be greeted by my brother waiting to get on another, unaware heíd moved to my neck of the woods and is now about a mile away. Saw him again a few months later at the same stop, so I stayed on the bus to avoid him
  • monkman76 11 Jan 2020 19:42:23 16,156 posts
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    Warms the cockles of your heart, does EG
  • thelzdking 11 Jan 2020 19:47:41 10,107 posts
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    Yeah, most of my family can jog on too.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jan 2020 19:51:48 12,836 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I got off a bus home to be greeted by my brother waiting to get on another, unaware heíd moved to my neck of the woods and is now about a mile away. Saw him again a few months later at the same stop, so I stayed on the bus to avoid him
    Did you speak to him at all?

    It's never happened, but if I saw my sister or her husband in the street and they didn't see me I'd totally duck out of sight into a doorway or something.

    I don't have any specific beef with either of them, I just really don't like anything about them.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2020 20:16:41 25,863 posts
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    I donít communicate at all if I can help it, the guys a creep
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jan 2020 20:21:03 12,836 posts
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    In an ecosse kinda way?
  • nickthegun 11 Jan 2020 20:24:43 82,265 posts
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    Mine are alright in small doses but they are genuinely the most self centred people I know, which means staying with them would just be a fucking nightmare.
  • sport 11 Jan 2020 20:27:42 16,105 posts
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    You guys should sort out your family issues over some soba noodles.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jan 2020 20:28:11 25,562 posts
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    My parents are great, as a is my wifes. My sister is an appalling cunt though.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Jan 2020 20:28:57 8,979 posts
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    I avoid most of the extended family. A couple on my dad's side aren't awful, but they're mostly up their own arses and a bunch have started doing a Keeping Up Appearances-style pronunciation of the surname. On my mum's side, it's tats and ASBOs all the way.
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