Random Musings Page 1444

  • ZuluHero 12 Jan 2020 09:17:35 8,926 posts
    Seen 33 minutes ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    sport wrote:
    I dream of Bonobos.
    Did that have Barbara Eden in as well?

    Edit: hello new page!

    Edited by ZuluHero at 09:18:33 12-01-2020
  • mothercruncher 12 Jan 2020 11:34:04 17,828 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    mothercruncher wrote:
    I.e. heís a normal bloke and his self esteem isnít propped up by incessant self aggrandisement and humble bragging.
    He devoured a 500g Chicken ď ParmieĒ and chips in front of me, thatís not fucking normal.

    Iím getting my reward tomorrow, 3 Michelin star lunch, 😊
    Canít wait!
    I rest my case mílud.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Jan 2020 11:39:38 19,980 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Hang on why aren't you on the list???
  • mothercruncher 12 Jan 2020 11:45:09 17,828 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    I know, right.
  • JoeBlade 12 Jan 2020 14:06:26 5,089 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 17 years ago
    Why can't I be on the list? ;(
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 12 Jan 2020 14:19:47 32,516 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    I'd like to think, in a way, we are all on The List. The List transcends the will of its own creator and seeks to absorb the names of all who know of it.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Jan 2020 14:28:20 12,836 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Ecosse tried to get the list tattooed, but the ink kept running off.
  • RevolvingKenneth 12 Jan 2020 14:56:02 72 posts
    Seen 1 month ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    We may all be on The List, but only Ecosse is on The Register.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Jan 2020 15:02:41 19,980 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    DFawkes wrote:
    I'd like to think, in a way, we are all on The List. The List transcends the will of its own creator and seeks to absorb the names of all who know of it.
    Hmmm, your views intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  • JoeBlade 12 Jan 2020 15:31:38 5,089 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 17 years ago
    In 2020 in cinemas near you: Ecosse's List.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Jan 2020 15:41:18 19,980 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Who's directing?
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Jan 2020 15:41:48 12,836 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Polanski
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Jan 2020 15:42:37 12,836 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Larry Clark if Roman can't get the visa sorted.
  • ZuluHero 12 Jan 2020 15:45:42 8,926 posts
    Seen 33 minutes ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    DFawkes wrote:
    I'd like to think, in a way, we are all on The List. The List transcends the will of its own creator and seeks to absorb the names of all who know of it.
    Ooh existential.
  • Armoured_Bear 12 Jan 2020 17:40:04 28,862 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    mothercruncher wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    mothercruncher wrote:
    I.e. heís a normal bloke and his self esteem isnít propped up by incessant self aggrandisement and humble bragging.
    He devoured a 500g Chicken ď ParmieĒ and chips in front of me, thatís not fucking normal.

    Iím getting my reward tomorrow, 3 Michelin star lunch, 😊
    Canít wait!
    I rest my case mílud.
  • Deleted user 14 January 2020 18:06:49
    I was the 9th biggest purchaser of own brand mayonnaise in my local Sainsbury's in 2019, according to the Nectar app.
  • mrpon 14 Jan 2020 19:16:01 36,268 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    Ha! Those fucking stats! Mildly creepy to me. I'm the #3 buyer of shower gel!
  • thelzdking 14 Jan 2020 19:25:20 10,107 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Cleanliness is next to godliness, mrpon.
  • Nexus_6 14 Jan 2020 19:32:08 5,062 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 16 years ago
    Well all you fucking casuals can fuck right off because you are looking at none other than the #1 buyer of 160g Chargrilled Chicken Breast Slices in the Glasgow Argyle Street Local.
  • elstoof 14 Jan 2020 19:35:04 25,863 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    Spotted on the bathroom wall chez mrpon

  • Lukus 14 Jan 2020 20:25:22 23,328 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Well all you fucking casuals can fuck right off because you are looking at none other than the #1 buyer of 160g Chargrilled Chicken Breast Slices in the Glasgow Argyle Street Local.
    :D
  • Psychotext 14 Jan 2020 23:27:44 67,165 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    elstoof wrote:
    Spotted on the bathroom wall chez mrpon

    The early drafts of "No woman no cry".
  • Load_2.0 15 Jan 2020 08:36:36 31,884 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 17 years ago
    Ha! You fools, those were the missing pieces of the puzzle

    I have assimilated that data into my EG models and will soon be able to predict your every thought.
  • RaymondLuxuryYacht 15 Jan 2020 09:22:43 359 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Well all you fucking casuals can fuck right off because you are looking at none other than the #1 buyer of 160g Chargrilled Chicken Breast Slices in the Glasgow Argyle Street Local.
    #1 buyer of kid's mouthwash in Letchworth here, cool to be in the top buyers gang.
  • Nexus_6 15 Jan 2020 10:03:23 5,062 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 16 years ago
    We should talk.

    Also, I love the other stats it gives:
    My top 3 purchases for the year were noodles, cat litter and another type of noodles.
    I visited 150 times and bought a total of 5 pieces of fresh fruit or veg. :eek:

    Edited by Nexus_6 at 10:04:35 15-01-2020
  • minky-kong 15 Jan 2020 10:32:03 14,594 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Nexus_6 wrote:
    We should talk.

    Also, I love the other stats it gives:
    My top 3 purchases for the year were noodles, cat litter and another type of noodles.
    I visited 150 times and bought a total of 5 pieces of fresh fruit or veg. :eek:
    Sounds like a recipe for keeling over due to blocked arteries, only to be found weeks later when neighbours become concerned about the smell, and your face has been chewed off by Tiddles.
  • General_Martok 15 Jan 2020 10:53:04 1,278 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 4 years ago
    Talking about food, apparently we can grow blueberries in this country. Why the fuck then are all the blueberries I buy in the supermarkets from South America?!
  • nickthegun 15 Jan 2020 11:01:27 82,265 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    They can grow them year round. We are generally under six inches of water for six months at a time.
  • Nexus_6 15 Jan 2020 11:09:50 5,062 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 16 years ago
    @minky-kong Sure does.

    As with all statistics though it only tells some of the story. Weekly shop done in Aldi, fresh fruit and veg direct from a farm.
    Only use the local town one for office lunches, hence the lack of fresh fruit and veg. Generally only go in for Kabuto noodles and chicken breasts.
    I buy the cat litter there for the nectar points exclusively.

    Anyway, why am I justifying this to you? I'm a certified winner. A champ.
  • nickthegun 15 Jan 2020 11:15:39 82,265 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    This is why I binned all my reward cards. They werenít rewarding me with anything so I was handing them my information for free.

    I know itís a drop in the bucket compared to everything else I give away but I already give them a fortune for my groceries.
Log in or register to reply

Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.