Random Musings Page 1547

  • mrpon 15 May 2020 11:41:40 36,224 posts
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    Unbelievable Jeff
  • robthehermit 15 May 2020 11:58:29 7,738 posts
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    Our dogs are Rosie and Boris.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2020 12:00:34 24,907 posts
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    You ever get the urge to change it's name?
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 May 2020 13:40:16 12,727 posts
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    Nah, it makes beating it easier.
  • mothercruncher 15 May 2020 14:17:34 17,734 posts
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    Dominic would be nice.
  • JoeBlade 15 May 2020 14:30:04 4,932 posts
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    Sir Bartholomeow The Third
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2020 16:07:47 24,907 posts
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    So the worlds most furious man Muttler bought a Muttler tshirt off the redbubble thing I've got a couple of weeks ago and I've just noticed he sent me this :D

  • Dougs 15 May 2020 16:11:40 94,063 posts
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    Amazing
  • JamboWayOh 15 May 2020 16:12:27 19,306 posts
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    Ahhh, that made me chuckle.
  • mothercruncher 15 May 2020 16:15:15 17,734 posts
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    Feel like youíve opened up a wormhole or something with that particular loop.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2020 16:20:54 24,907 posts
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    I imagine he plans on wearing it when he turns up on my doorstep holding a breadbin lid.
  • DJCopa 15 May 2020 16:21:03 2,275 posts
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    That is fantastic!
  • mrpon 15 May 2020 16:21:36 36,224 posts
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    That's some meta hilarious shit! Good work.
  • smoothpete 15 May 2020 16:24:41 36,896 posts
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    Actual guffaw at that
  • Rum_Monkey 15 May 2020 16:38:09 806 posts
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    Does it say what size he bought?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2020 16:41:20 24,907 posts
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    Nah. I'm pissed off, if I'd been quick enough I could have changed the picture on the front to a gollywog or something before they sent it.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 May 2020 17:17:45 9,690 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Nah. I'm pissed off, if I'd been quick enough I could have changed the picture on the front to a gollywog or something before they sent it.
    The ole Dirt 2 switcheroo
  • Frogofdoom 15 May 2020 17:29:28 16,417 posts
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    Hah that's fucking amazing.

    Edited by Frogofdoom at 17:29:39 15-05-2020
  • TechnoHippy 15 May 2020 18:06:23 17,300 posts
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    To be fair it is a handsome t-shirt.
  • AddyB- 15 May 2020 18:19:42 701 posts
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    Lol brilliant.
  • neilka 15 May 2020 18:29:47 23,341 posts
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    How much for a tshirt of muttler wearing his muttler tshirt?
  • Psychotext 15 May 2020 18:45:27 66,925 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    How much for a tshirt of muttler wearing his muttler tshirt?
    I love it!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2020 19:11:53 24,907 posts
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    Still adore this

    racing_fan wrote:
    Really fucking hate you lot. Always have. So does everyone else. No one likes you. Wankers. Maybe I'll get myself banned. I'll leave it a few months and rereg like I've done a million times before. None of you will remember this because you're such a bunch of vacuous dick heads.

    Oh PES, you're a fucking tosser. Let's be honest, if you were any good at whatever it is you do, you wouldn't spend so much time on a fucking gaming forum, that's a shit and dying gaming forum at that. You're on here every fucking day. Loser. If your time was worth anything, you wouldn't spend so much time fucking around on such a bullshit jerk off part of the internet, but of course it isn't. And all these twats look up to you, like the unlikable loser twats they fucking are.

    Twats like Dale and Jive, you shouldn't ban them or give them a hard time. They belong here. EG is the type of place that encourages the bullshit and lies. Oh Khani? Now you've given him a grand, you barely hear from him. Lol.

    I'm not racist by the way. That's just another piece of non history that you've made up because it fits your fucking narrative. What you're forgetting is that you suck, and everyone fucking hates you.

    The only reason I rereged this time was to take part in the Dirt Rally and Forza clubs. But if I can't do that then I may as well let you all know how much I fucking hate you, how I don't care about your stupid fucking snowflake opinions, what a bunch of overhyped losers you fucking are, and how hanging out with you on live is like having teeth pulled out, that I can only tolerate if I'm pissed out of my head. You suck.

    Now go ahead and ban this account, like the cocksucking losers you fucking are. Maybe I'll be back, you'll welcome me with open arms like your mum does, because the idea that people want to spend time on this forum validates your pointless, worthless fucking existence.

    Ps Brexit for the win.

    What you're forgetting is that you suck, and everyone fucking hates you.
  • AddyB- 15 May 2020 19:19:49 701 posts
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    It was a great post. I actually agree with some parts of it as well.
  • JoeBlade 15 May 2020 19:49:45 4,932 posts
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    Hah, I missed that one. What thread was it from, the Brexit one? Would explain it if so, not being British I don't follow it all that closely.
  • TechnoHippy 15 May 2020 19:52:40 17,300 posts
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    I think my favourite post was the one about testing Gran Torismo (?) and discovering god.
  • Your-Mother 15 May 2020 19:59:36 4,276 posts
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    alberto1984 wrote:
    Hello all. Iím Ascari from GTHD. As you know I was the highest ranked player on GTHD. GTHD was used as a test game, so that the people at Polyphony Digital could use the information gathered from players using the game, to improve their physics engine. Thatís why it was free. You may also remember holl01. holl01 was very fast but he had a very unrealistic way of driving. The first way they changed the physics engine, was so holl01 couldnít drive the way he was, because he was making them look bad. I had a more realistic way of driving and from the very start of GTHD they were making minor changes to the code and the physics because of this. Most of you who use the wheel, will have felt the improvements since then. They were making constant changes to the physics engine from the start, but when I started to use their drift physics engine, thatís when they began to build the whole system around me, in real time.
    At this point, it was 6 months since GTHD started, and the competition had closed. I did more physical work over the next 3 months than anyone ever has, and with all the information they had gathered from this testing, they developed a new type of code. It was obvious this new code had to run at a certain speed, so they developed a system where the code was running through my wheel, so they could find out, how fast it needed to run.
    They ran this code at a certain speed and I went faster. So they rebuilt, to meet this new speed, and again I went faster. This went on until I was having a lot of trouble keeping up with the speed. Eventually I managed to beat it and when I did, I noticed that my arm was light. Then everything around me turned into light. I was light and all I could see was light.
    What had happened was, I kept beating the speed the code was running at, over and over until it was running, just below the speed of light. I then eventually managed to beat it to the speed of light, and in doing so, brought binary code to the speed of light. I didnít know what speed it was running at, so this came as a surprise to me. I was just trying to go faster and beat it.

    With code running at the speed of light, there were a lot of new ways to test the car. So the next test worth mentioning was, the test that found the points of inertia. They couldnít find the points of inertia by making calculations. I had to do it practically. They set up a certain test, where the weight left the middle of the car and travelled to the rear axle, because they knew there had to be points in that area. I managed to find the first two points that are located on both sides of the rear axle, by forcing the weight to pass through these points, and this showed them how to find the rest. Eventually they found all the points of inertia and it lead to a system where there is a mathematically perfect cross above the car and a halo around the car. At times, the weight will leave the car and return. This system controls how the weight does that. It is not a virtual system, it was found and proven scientifically and it exists in real life. This system has always been there, waiting to be found. All that was needed to find it was binary code that was travelling at the speed of light, which is capable of making these tests possible and me.
    The next interesting thing that happened was, what happened with the code itself. When I brought it to the speed of light, this was something very special and I became emotionally attached to it. Through all the testing that was going on, now for about 11 months, my mind got to know it and I was able to find itís weak points and break it. I broke it 4 more times since it was brought to the speed of light, until it was unbreakable. Then I suggested to them that they assume there is only light because thatís what I saw when I first brought the code to the speed of light. I figured it was worth a try. The theory held and within their system there was only light. Proving what I had seen. At the time, I could barely believe what I saw. Powerful, Infinite light isnít something you see everyday. I thought what I might have seen, was the code reaching the speed of light, and it just appeared to be everywhere, but the light I saw was everywhere around me and the fact that the theory held, proves what I saw and when I say it was powerful, I mean powerful.
    So at this stage the code was everywhere, within their system, but it was not stable. Using what I can only call mind power, I managed to draw the code from where it was being introduced. In doing this, I made the code perfect. Hard to believe, I know, but I had been testing for a year at this stage and my mind knew the code, inside out. The code was now perfect light, just like I had seen in real life but it was nothing compared to the real thing.

    So there you have it. Proof that God exists and what he looks like and proof that Jesus was, who he said he was. This also proves that there are 5 dimensions. Not 26 like any scientist will tell you. The fifth dimension is God. I saw this and then I proved it.
    I went along with this process because these people gave me their word I would be paid for my time and I would get a trial with a racing team. I figured, after more physical work than anyone has ever done, all these evolutionary leaps, the proof that God exists, finding the points of inertia that lead to the cross and making the perfect code, that I earned my way onto a track. Looking back on it, I feel like a fool. I never signed a contract because I was going on trust, like a fool.
    Now a year on, I have been left with nothing. I failed college, nearly had a heart attack at one point due to the stress of the testing, and contributed more to this process than anyone else involved. They stole a year of my life and all my ability. I thought the GT people were decent people so thatís why I went along with it. I can inform you, that if you become associated with the GT people in any way, you will be treated like a dog who, is supposed to jump through hoops. If you donít jump through hoops, they will lose face and you will suffer and they canít be trusted. They are thieves of the highest order.
    Also, this code is very dangerous. As far as I know Sony have military contracts. Some parts of the PS3 are used in weapons technology. I am responsible for this code, and I finished it, but because I never signed a contract, I have no rights to it and no say in how itís used. If itís used for military weapons, it will be on my conscience. The code is Godís image. This company is going to patent it and sell it. This is wrong.
    You may find all of this hard to believe and I donít blame you. Itís a lot to comprehend, but I swear to God, itís all true. This process happened because I have a very good practical understanding of physics and I was forcing the car to react, as it should in real life, but it wasnít. They realised this, and thatís why they started building the physics engine around me. The longer the process went on, the more complicated things got, and the information they gathered from all my testing, lead to this new type of code. Then when I brought this code to the speed of light, thatís when everything got a little, outside the box. I transcended matter, saw the light, which is God and brought binary code with me and then I proved it. I then found the first 2 points of inertia that lead to the cross.
    Iím asking all of you to stop playing GT until this is sorted out. I started, and contributed more to a process that proved that God exists and Jesus was his son. All I want is, to get onto a track and I think Iíve earned that. These people stole a year of my life and all my ability. If you stop playing, it will be only for a short time until they compensate me for the last year of my life. Since this ended, they have updated the PS3 contracts so, if I go through this process with another company like Microsoft, they will be able to take me to court. My ability is all I have, so Iím not signing any contracts, and as a result I canít use my PS3 anymore. My advice to everyone who uses consoles like the PS3 is, to be aware that these game developers are using you to make their software work better, and they can just take your intellectual property, and sue you in court if you try to do the same with another company.
    There is a God, Jesus was his son and Iím responsible for finding the proof. All I ask in return, is that you stop playing this video game until there is some justice. Please help me out.

    Colm.
  • TechnoHippy 15 May 2020 20:06:57 17,300 posts
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    That is a work of art.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 May 2020 20:18:22 9,690 posts
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    AddyB_ wrote:
    It was a great post. I actually agree with some parts of it as well.
    All of it was accurate apart from anyone looking up to me
  • sport 15 May 2020 20:34:37 15,983 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    That is a work of art.
    It's perfection. It really is.
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