Random Musings Page 1637

  • LegendaryApe 12 Jan 2021 22:07:29 2,262 posts
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    Maybe your subconscious is telling you to watch the Paris Hilton-starring House of Wax?
  • anephric 12 Jan 2021 22:25:01 4,782 posts
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    The wax is obviously emblematic of your repressed desire to fondle a manatee.
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Jan 2021 22:26:28 11,986 posts
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    What age would you say it is where, if your died in your sleep, it would no longer be described as 'suddenly'
  • Psychotext 12 Jan 2021 22:32:45 69,155 posts
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    70s?
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Jan 2021 22:47:32 11,986 posts
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    Cheers
  • Your-Mother 12 Jan 2021 23:02:14 6,203 posts
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    So who are you murdering in their sleep with a pillow?
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Jan 2021 23:07:11 11,986 posts
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    Not sure yet, just good info to know
  • Rum_Monkey 12 Jan 2021 23:11:11 1,959 posts
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    Any deleted users all of a sudden recently?
  • LegendaryApe 13 Jan 2021 06:38:28 2,262 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Any deleted users all of a sudden recently?
    EMarkM
  • Dougs 13 Jan 2021 07:15:26 97,448 posts
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    That's a shame, what happened there?
  • Vortex808 13 Jan 2021 08:06:43 14,573 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    That's a shame, what happened there?
    This. I liked them, why they go?
  • LegendaryApe 13 Jan 2021 08:21:59 2,262 posts
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    I'm not entirely sure to be honest, maybe someone can fill us in.

    And hopefully he's not a victim of fontgeeksogood. Or, as his victims know him, icantbreathesogood
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Jan 2021 08:29:41 11,986 posts
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    Look, it started out sexy
  • TechnoHippy 13 Jan 2021 10:30:28 18,357 posts
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    It takes the foreskin from the penis, or it gets choked again.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 10:31:32 1,959 posts
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    Ha, bravo TH.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 14:58:37 1,959 posts
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    I don't know how I lived without herb scissors, absolute game changer.
  • Nexus_6 13 Jan 2021 15:00:34 5,685 posts
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    @Rum_Monkey Is he a good friend then? Good ol' Herb
  • LegendaryApe 13 Jan 2021 15:17:26 2,262 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    @Rum_Monkey Is he a good friend then? Good ol' Herb
    Short for Herbert Scissorhands
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2021 15:43:23 36,740 posts
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    @Rum_Monkey um, used normal scissors?
  • monkman76 13 Jan 2021 15:46:22 17,700 posts
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    Good ol' Norm
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 15:58:00 1,959 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    @Rum_Monkey um, used normal scissors?
    Pfft, until you've used herb scissors you can't comment.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 16:00:16 1,959 posts
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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08LTKPYKB?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2021 16:07:24 36,740 posts
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    :D I actually laughed out loud in an empty office. Love it.

    The kids would totally steal that.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 16:09:23 6,203 posts
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    A great present for someone who doesn't understand what a kitchen knife is for.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 16:17:57 1,959 posts
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    These would beat a knife in Knife, chopper, scissors.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 16:24:00 6,203 posts
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    Only once you've found it buried in the drawer of nonsense gadgets you use three times a year.
  • Trafford 13 Jan 2021 16:25:02 8,853 posts
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    That's what them weird scissors are for!
    Thank you for sharing.
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2021 16:25:19 36,740 posts
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    Behind the wifi egg tray?
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 16:26:52 1,959 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Behind the wifi egg tray?
    Check and mate.

    /chops coriander
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 16:27:17 6,203 posts
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    I use that tray far less than three times a year.
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