Random Musings Page 1638

  • sport 13 Jan 2021 16:30:37 16,578 posts
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    Can you cut frozen cheese with those bad boys?
  • QuickWithKnives 13 Jan 2021 17:14:30 18 posts
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    "Random Musings" is as good a thread as any, I suppose.

    Hullo, everyone.

    I'm new.

    I'm not new.

    Thanks for the lovely messages, both public and private. No drama - I just fancied a bit of a restart.

    Clear the decks, so to speak.

    Not THAT Decks.

    Be well, my friends.

    :)
  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2021 17:16:33 69,155 posts
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    /eyes suspiciously
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:17:23 1,959 posts
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    Should have been named quickwithherbscissors.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:18:47 6,203 posts
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    QuickWithHerbScissorsExceptWhenTheHerbsAreWetAndAlsoWhenYou'reUsingHerbsThatShearingBruisesAndCompletelyRuinsAndNowThey'reRusted
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:18:57 6,203 posts
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    Rolls off the tongue.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:25:08 1,959 posts
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    I have a feeling someone betrayed you with a pair of herb scissors.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:27:31 6,203 posts
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    Someone killed my uncle with a pair.
  • Vortex808 13 Jan 2021 17:28:00 14,573 posts
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    It was his thyme.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:28:16 6,203 posts
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    Or at least they tried to, the blades were dull and it really just gave him more of a stripe of mild welts.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:28:44 1,959 posts
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    Nice.

    /doffs cap

    @vortex not the scissor hater.

    Edited by Rum_Monkey at 17:29:29 13-01-2021
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:32:41 6,203 posts
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    I bet you put parsley as a garnish on absolutely everything.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:35:01 1,959 posts
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    Started to dabble with chives actually.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:36:19 1,959 posts
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    Tarragon is a good herb for winter dishes too.
  • Your-Mother 13 Jan 2021 17:38:02 6,203 posts
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    Throw in some Chervill and you can pretend you're in France in 1983.
  • Vortex808 13 Jan 2021 17:38:17 14,573 posts
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    Tarragon in meatballs/tomato sauce is amazing.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Jan 2021 17:41:27 1,959 posts
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    Didn't know the herb choices were so refined in America, must really bring out the natural flavours in chlorinated chicken.
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2021 17:42:30 36,740 posts
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    @QuickWithKnives mothercruncher will be pleased ;)
  • QuickWithKnives 13 Jan 2021 18:02:29 18 posts
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    @mrpon :D
  • JoeBlade 13 Jan 2021 18:13:38 5,713 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    @QuickWithKnives mothercruncher will be pleased ;)
    Whew, we don't have to laugh awkwardly at his jokes anymore then.
  • Psychotext 14 Jan 2021 01:08:45 69,155 posts
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    Well fuck me in the ear. Old BT internet went off. Plugged in the Zen router, up within 5 minutes. Done.

    I mean, I've got to do some config (turning off WIFI etc), but pretty happy with the lack of drama thus far!
  • Mola_Ram 14 Jan 2021 05:05:04 25,155 posts
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    A 77-year-old regular came up to the desk today

    "Hey, would I be able to get a copy of The Equalizer on DVD"

    "Sure, we could probably do that"

    "It's ok if you can't, it's not for me, it's for my lady friend, she really likes Denzel"

    "Hahaha, ok then!"

    "And when I say 'lady friend', I mean" *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"

    "..."

    "I probably didn't need to tell you that, did I"

    "..." *watch as he awkwardly shuffles off*

    I think Denzel just does that to people.
  • Your-Mother 14 Jan 2021 05:17:26 6,203 posts
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    Sounds like he ain’t no Denzel.
  • LegendaryApe 14 Jan 2021 06:02:46 2,262 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    A 77-year-old regular came up to the desk today

    "Hey, would I be able to get a copy of The Equalizer on DVD"

    "Sure, we could probably do that"

    "It's ok if you can't, it's not for me, it's for my lady friend, she really likes Denzel"

    "Hahaha, ok then!"

    "And when I say 'lady friend', I mean" *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"

    "..."

    "I probably didn't need to tell you that, did I"

    "..." *watch as he awkwardly shuffles off*

    I think Denzel just does that to people.
    Myman.gif
  • mrpon 14 Jan 2021 08:43:02 36,740 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
    Was is this called? Was trying to find a gif on whatsapp the other day because reasons. Finger sex? Finger thumb? OK finger slide?
  • mothercruncher 14 Jan 2021 09:50:02 18,715 posts
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    The official British Sign Language term is “Dick In Vag”.
  • captbirdseye 14 Jan 2021 09:53:52 10,241 posts
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    I can't tell if those Armie Hammer DMs are fake or not.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jan 2021 10:01:47 11,986 posts
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    There's more than one source, so I would be inclined to say NO BLUFF
  • Mola_Ram 14 Jan 2021 10:06:11 25,155 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
    Was is this called? Was trying to find a gif on whatsapp the other day because reasons. Finger sex? Finger thumb? OK finger slide?
    I dunno. He did the thing where you make a circle with your thumb and index finger on one hand, and insert the index finger of the other hand through the circle.

    I think OK finger slide works, though the full OK symbol really isn't necessary to the procedure.
  • captbirdseye 14 Jan 2021 10:07:05 10,241 posts
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    Cutting the heart out of a live animal and eating it seems like a cool story bro.
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