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sport 16,578 posts
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QuickWithKnives 18 posts
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Registered 1 week ago"Random Musings" is as good a thread as any, I suppose.
Hullo, everyone.
I'm new.
I'm not new.
Thanks for the lovely messages, both public and private. No drama - I just fancied a bit of a restart.
Clear the decks, so to speak.
Not THAT Decks.
Be well, my friends.
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Psychotext 69,155 posts
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Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoShould have been named quickwithherbscissors. -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoQuickWithHerbScissorsExceptWhenTheHerbsAreWetAndAlsoWhenYou'reUsingHerbsThatShearingBruisesAndCompletelyRuinsAndNowThey'reRusted -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoRolls off the tongue. -
Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoI have a feeling someone betrayed you with a pair of herb scissors. -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoSomeone killed my uncle with a pair. -
Vortex808 14,573 posts
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Registered 12 years agoIt was his thyme. -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoOr at least they tried to, the blades were dull and it really just gave him more of a stripe of mild welts. -
Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoNice.
/doffs cap
@vortex not the scissor hater.
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Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI bet you put parsley as a garnish on absolutely everything. -
Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoStarted to dabble with chives actually. -
Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoTarragon is a good herb for winter dishes too. -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoThrow in some Chervill and you can pretend you're in France in 1983. -
Vortex808 14,573 posts
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Registered 12 years agoTarragon in meatballs/tomato sauce is amazing. -
Rum_Monkey 1,959 posts
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Registered 12 months agoDidn't know the herb choices were so refined in America, must really bring out the natural flavours in chlorinated chicken. -
mrpon 36,740 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@QuickWithKnives mothercruncher will be pleased 
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QuickWithKnives 18 posts
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JoeBlade 5,713 posts
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Registered 18 years agomrpon wrote:
Whew, we don't have to laugh awkwardly at his jokes anymore then.
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Psychotext 69,155 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWell fuck me in the ear. Old BT internet went off. Plugged in the Zen router, up within 5 minutes. Done.
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Mola_Ram 25,155 posts
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Registered 9 years agoA 77-year-old regular came up to the desk today
"Hey, would I be able to get a copy of The Equalizer on DVD"
"Sure, we could probably do that"
"It's ok if you can't, it's not for me, it's for my lady friend, she really likes Denzel"
"Hahaha, ok then!"
"And when I say 'lady friend', I mean" *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
"..."
"I probably didn't need to tell you that, did I"
"..." *watch as he awkwardly shuffles off*
I think Denzel just does that to people. -
Your-Mother 6,203 posts
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Registered 4 years agoSounds like he ain’t no Denzel. -
LegendaryApe 2,262 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMola_Ram wrote:
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A 77-year-old regular came up to the desk today
"Hey, would I be able to get a copy of The Equalizer on DVD"
"Sure, we could probably do that"
"It's ok if you can't, it's not for me, it's for my lady friend, she really likes Denzel"
"Hahaha, ok then!"
"And when I say 'lady friend', I mean" *does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
"..."
"I probably didn't need to tell you that, did I"
"..." *watch as he awkwardly shuffles off*
I think Denzel just does that to people. -
mrpon 36,740 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMola_Ram wrote:
Was is this called? Was trying to find a gif on whatsapp the other day because reasons. Finger sex? Finger thumb? OK finger slide?
*does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
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mothercruncher 18,715 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThe official British Sign Language term is “Dick In Vag”. -
captbirdseye 10,241 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI can't tell if those Armie Hammer DMs are fake or not. -
fontgeeksogood 11,986 posts
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Registered 3 years agoThere's more than one source, so I would be inclined to say NO BLUFF -
Mola_Ram 25,155 posts
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Registered 9 years agomrpon wrote:
I dunno. He did the thing where you make a circle with your thumb and index finger on one hand, and insert the index finger of the other hand through the circle.
Mola_Ram wrote:
Was is this called? Was trying to find a gif on whatsapp the other day because reasons. Finger sex? Finger thumb? OK finger slide?
*does hand gesture to indicate putting dick in vag"
I think OK finger slide works, though the full OK symbol really isn't necessary to the procedure. -
Cutting the heart out of a live animal and eating it seems like a cool story bro.
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