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  • Dougs 28 Apr 2021 11:32:03 99,627 posts
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    I have found my glasses. Or more accurately my wife did. But not at home. She found them down the beach where we walk my mum's dog, and I was last there on Saturday. Just placed nicely on a wall. I have now entered tonight's lottery.
  • monkman76 28 Apr 2021 11:33:07 18,725 posts
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    Were my car keys there too? :/
  • Dougs 28 Apr 2021 11:37:16 99,627 posts
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    I don't think so. I did find some keys outside my house a few weeks ago though. Do you drive a Nissan on the Isle of Wight?
  • monkman76 28 Apr 2021 11:52:36 18,725 posts
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    No, but worth asking :)
  • mrpon 28 Apr 2021 12:06:46 37,233 posts
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    Get an AirTag.
  • elstoof 28 Apr 2021 12:11:40 27,430 posts
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    So your missus knows where you meet the fellow doggers now
  • General_Martok 29 Apr 2021 12:44:01 2,290 posts
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    I just had Koka Chicken noodles for the first time...I'm amazed at how shit they are because their curry flavour is fucking epic.
  • MrWorf 29 Apr 2021 17:38:29 64,144 posts
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    My nephew left a few packets of some corner shop brand of noodles after staying over spring holidays, I never had them so I tried a pack... the noodles taste like wet cardboard and flavours are disgusting D: But he loves them! I'll have to take him to the Asian hypermarket next time he's over to try some proper instnat Ramen.
  • smoothpete 29 Apr 2021 17:50:10 37,666 posts
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    We have a fantastic asian supermarket nearby, these are the best noodles I've tried so far. Definitely get these if you ever see them for sale.

    https://www.koreafoods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/303147.jpg

    These ones are pretty epic too, but they are very very very hot

    https://www.zing-asia.co.uk/18350-large_default/samyang-2x-spicy-hot-chicken-700g-pack-of-5-ramen-noodles.jpg

    As you can see, there is an electric fire breathing chicken carrying a bomb. Not to be fucked with.

    Edited by smoothpete at 17:51:15 29-04-2021
  • JoeBlade 29 Apr 2021 18:20:24 6,135 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    As you can see, there is an electric fire breathing chicken carrying a bomb. Not to be fucked with.
    And no less than two (TWO!) evil-looking peppers!
  • Rum_Monkey 29 Apr 2021 18:36:47 2,935 posts
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    You know any packaging that uses that deep red is going to burn your bumhole.
  • askew 29 Apr 2021 18:43:10 23,542 posts
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    Haha. Did you know that eating too many cashews makes your hoop itch?
  • Decks 29 Apr 2021 18:44:58 30,271 posts
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    I was seconds away from shitting my pants on the running machine at the gym when a cup of Nong Shim spicy noodles hit my lower bowel a few years back.
  • Dougs 29 Apr 2021 18:53:47 99,627 posts
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    I am mildly addicted to mints. Will happily eat a packet on about 10 mins. Sadly, that warning about phenylalanine really is true. Ruin my teeth with the sugary ones or my guts with the sugar-free.
  • Razz 29 Apr 2021 19:06:09 996 posts
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  • Razz 29 Apr 2021 19:06:10 996 posts
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    Whoops

    Edited by Razz at 19:10:15 29-04-2021
  • MrWorf 29 Apr 2021 19:09:47 64,144 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    We have a fantastic asian supermarket nearby, these are the best noodles I've tried so far. Definitely get these if you ever see them for sale.

    https://www.koreafoods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/303147.jpg

    These ones are pretty epic too, but they are very very very hot

    https://www.zing-asia.co.uk/18350-large_default/samyang-2x-spicy-hot-chicken-700g-pack-of-5-ramen-noodles.jpg

    As you can see, there is an electric fire breathing chicken carrying a bomb. Not to be fucked with.
    Oh no! That first one was the brand I tried! :D Different flavour though!

    Samyang are good, yeah, but crazy hot.

    My personal favourite are the Nissan brand ones here, noodle quality and flavour quality far outshines the competition:

    https://www.japancentre.com/en/categories/817-noodles

    The instant soba ramen bowls are heavenly

    Edited by MrWorf at 19:12:49 29-04-2021
  • Rum_Monkey 29 Apr 2021 19:12:35 2,935 posts
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    Forum split personality disorder?
  • addybV3 29 Apr 2021 19:18:51 331 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    I am mildly addicted to mints. Will happily eat a packet on about 10 mins. Sadly, that warning about phenylalanine really is true. Ruin my teeth with the sugary ones or my guts with the sugar-free.
    Being a diabetic i also have to curb the sugar free some what. Marshmallows are the worst. I once ate half a small bag and then very nearly shit my pants during my lunch time walk to sainsburys. I had to make a sharp detour across the road to the pub and i definitely was seconds away from an early work finish.
  • elstoof 29 Apr 2021 19:19:16 27,430 posts
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    The Korean ones in the big plastic bowls are great, super spicy
  • JoeBlade 29 Apr 2021 19:52:33 6,135 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I was seconds away from shitting my pants on the running machine at the gym when a cup of Nong Shim spicy noodles hit my lower bowel a few years back.
    Wait, I'm unclear on the sequence of things here. Were you:

    ... seconds away from shitting your pants, decided to hit the running machine and then had Nong Shim spicy noodles?

    ... on the running machine while having noodles, then almost shat your pants?

    ... had noodles, went for a run and did a mowgli on some random machinery you had encountered along the way?
  • lordofthedunce 29 Apr 2021 20:09:53 757 posts
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    Don't overthink it Joe, it all nearly went Pete Nong on the running machine at the gym.
  • Load_2.0 29 Apr 2021 20:11:56 33,271 posts
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    lordofthedunce wrote:
    Don't overthink it Joe, it all nearly went Pete Nong on the running machine at the gym.
    The famous Asian DJ and noodle lover.
  • Decks 29 Apr 2021 20:30:31 30,271 posts
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    So I had fiery hot noodles for lunch. Later that afternoon I was at the gym on the running machine and said noodles and accompanying chilli filled slurry had worked their way through my body and all bull rushed my poo gland at once. A terrified sprint up to the toilet and a sweaty red hot poo later I was back in the game.
  • Vortex808 29 Apr 2021 20:34:51 15,247 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    A terrified sprint up to the toilet and a sweaty red hot poo later I was back in the game.
    Solid, or pebble-dashing the porcelain?

    That's what we want to know! 😃
  • nickthegun 29 Apr 2021 20:35:58 86,899 posts
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    I ordered spicy noodles in Hong Kong, forgetting that most of Asia is actually insane, and when they arrived I could feel the spice from them on the way to my mouth. I ate them like a hero and spent the next day on a guided tour of the finest toilets in the territory.

    You name the place and Iíve prayed for death in its lavatory.
  • Khanivor 29 Apr 2021 21:05:54 44,740 posts
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    😅
  • elstoof 29 Apr 2021 22:31:01 27,430 posts
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    What an accommodating tour guide
  • Load_2.0 30 Apr 2021 09:05:55 33,271 posts
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    Want to smell like Ryu? Maybe Blanka?

    Now you can with a fucking bizarre collaboration.

    https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/04/random_you_too_can_smell_like_ryu_thanks_to_this_street_fighter_x_davidoff_collab
  • nickthegun 30 Apr 2021 09:14:01 86,899 posts
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    I did not know Jimmy Hill was in street fighter
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