Following Random Musings Page 1707

  • BreadBinLidHero 30 Apr 2021 09:14:08 10,594 posts
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    I want to smell like Goro. Four armpits FTW.
  • BreadBinLidHero 30 Apr 2021 09:15:34 10,594 posts
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    I should quote the previous page's post for context, but fuck it.

    Edited by BreadBinLidHero at 09:15:48 30-04-2021
  • Decks 30 Apr 2021 09:15:56 29,821 posts
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    I imagine Blanka to smell like smegma.
  • BreadBinLidHero 30 Apr 2021 09:19:41 10,594 posts
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    Electric smegma.
  • Decks 30 Apr 2021 09:21:31 29,821 posts
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    Shit yeah I forgot about the electricity.

    Toasted Smegma Musk is a pretty cool name for an after shave though.
  • General_Martok 30 Apr 2021 09:39:55 2,212 posts
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    I imagine Dhalsim smells like Kerosene...
  • Mola_Ram 30 Apr 2021 09:41:22 25,729 posts
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    BreadBinLidHero wrote:
    I want to smell like Goro. Four armpits FTW.
    People could smell you coming from a mile off though. Fourarmed is forewarned and all that.
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2021 09:46:19 15,772 posts
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    There's no way Chun-Li is escaping regular issues with yeast buildup.
  • monkman76 30 Apr 2021 09:51:30 18,583 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    BreadBinLidHero wrote:
    I want to smell like Goro. Four armpits FTW.
    People could smell you coming from a mile off though. Fourarmed is forewarned and all that.
    /gentle applause
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2021 09:53:29 23,838 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    There's no way Chun-Li is escaping regular issues with yeast buildup.
    That's an image...

    /Unzips
  • Youthist 30 Apr 2021 15:28:17 14,520 posts
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    On a drive with my mum earlier (75 years old as an FYI) she told me she thought Greta Thunberg could be the next Hitler.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2021 15:29:01 23,838 posts
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    Hot take
  • JoeBlade 30 Apr 2021 15:34:20 6,055 posts
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    That reminded me of the Eddie Hitler 'Any relation?' scene in Bottom.
  • Decks 30 Apr 2021 15:37:31 29,821 posts
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    She does always have that same angry look on her face to be fair.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2021 15:39:48 23,838 posts
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    We'll have to see her paintings to get a good judgement on her aptitude for genocide.
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2021 20:08:36 15,772 posts
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    The 7y/o just told the Mrs to "Stop being such a Karen".

    It's all been worth it.
  • Psychotext 30 Apr 2021 20:11:50 70,079 posts
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    lol
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2021 20:45:30 23,838 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    The 7y/o just told the Mrs to "Stop being such a Karen".

    It's all been worth it.
    THAT'S RACIST
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2021 20:48:17 15,772 posts
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    Stop being such a Karen, Jambo.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2021 20:51:34 23,838 posts
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    I find that very classist and sexist to me, user Solid.
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2021 20:54:23 15,772 posts
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    Profusely apologise for any harm that has come from this episode.

    As much as I try to be better, I can't promise I won't laugh my fucking head off if it happens again.
  • freddymercurystwin 1 May 2021 08:40:37 2,601 posts
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    I just parked in the Golden Spot in the supermarket carpark.
  • Razz 1 May 2021 09:48:32 987 posts
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    What's that then? The closest non priority spot to the entrance?
  • ZuluHero 1 May 2021 10:08:12 10,162 posts
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    I have a golden spot in my supermarket, nearest the exit of the one way system and the trolley park.

    Im sure the definition changes with the circumstances.
  • SolidSCB 1 May 2021 10:10:08 15,772 posts
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    This isn't a weird pee thing is it?
  • Decks 1 May 2021 10:13:09 29,821 posts
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    I'm pretty sure Aldi have started putting in piss dungeons.
  • ZuluHero 1 May 2021 10:14:18 10,162 posts
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    Clean up on aisle 5.
  • Rum_Monkey 1 May 2021 10:14:42 2,711 posts
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    Best thing about having kids is getting to used the family parking spots.
  • Rum_Monkey 1 May 2021 10:15:22 2,711 posts
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    The piss dungeons are located in the middle aisle next to the chainsaws and gazebo's.
  • JoeBlade 1 May 2021 10:53:13 6,055 posts
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    My idea of getting old was pissing and shitting myself quietly away from the public eye. This thread does not bode well.
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