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  • StarchildHypocrethes 1 May 2021 10:54:09 33,777 posts
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    @SolidSCB
  • JoeBlade 1 May 2021 10:55:41 6,055 posts
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    That has to be the strangest new page post ever by a large margin.

    Edit: considering what it isn't or could be a follow up to.

    Edited by JoeBlade at 10:57:58 01-05-2021
  • SolidSCB 1 May 2021 11:07:18 15,772 posts
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    That's one way of being outed as incontinent.
  • freddymercurystwin 1 May 2021 12:05:09 2,601 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    What's that then? The closest non priority spot to the entrance?
    In the carpark in question it's the space at end of the isle nearest to the exit of the supermarket. Only some hazard lines between it and the roadway so excellent access into the car is achieved too.
  • ZuluHero 1 May 2021 13:33:55 10,162 posts
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    Man, we lead such exciting lives...
  • Dougs 1 May 2021 14:26:27 99,139 posts
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    It's the little wins imo.
  • TechnoHippy 1 May 2021 17:33:39 19,031 posts
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    I've downsized from a pick-up truck to a Qashqai and parking has become a dream.
  • Nexus_6 1 May 2021 17:58:07 6,021 posts
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    Aisle
  • LegendaryApe 1 May 2021 18:06:28 2,422 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Aisle
    You'll what?
  • JoeBlade 2 May 2021 08:12:53 6,055 posts
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    :D
  • Rogueywon 2 May 2021 12:15:46 11,648 posts
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    Huh, cleaning around under the TV this morning and found out that my Wii-U seems to be dead. Switch it on and the power light goes blue for around 5 seconds, then back to yellow.

    Not the end of the world - not used it for ages. Could really do with a Switch port of Xenoblade Chronicles X, though. It's the one Wii-U game I care about that still hasn't been ported.

    Edit: Never mind, left it unplugged from the mains for a few minutes, then tried again and it's working again now. Weird. Still want a Switch port of Xenoblade X, though.

    Edited by Rogueywon at 12:27:09 02-05-2021
  • sport 2 May 2021 12:42:26 16,849 posts
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    Jesus that was close.
  • Jono62 2 May 2021 12:45:15 26,872 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Jesus that was close.
    Your prayers helped
  • JamboWayOh 2 May 2021 12:46:21 23,838 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Jesus that was close.
    Glol.
  • freddymercurystwin 3 May 2021 12:16:10 2,601 posts
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    My trunks just split down the front in the local swimming pool, fortunately the inner lining prevented a full on indecent exposure and they had a spare pair in lost property I could borrow, though I could barely fit into those so could only really safely just float about rather than actually swim/mess about with the sprogs.
  • JamboWayOh 3 May 2021 12:18:04 23,838 posts
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    There's an Alan Partridge joke in there somewhere. Something about inner linings having vulcanised rubber so they won't perish.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 12:18:35 03-05-2021
  • LegendaryApe 3 May 2021 12:38:59 2,422 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    My trunks just split down the front in the local swimming pool, fortunately the inner lining prevented a full on indecent exposure and they had a spare pair in lost property I could borrow, though I could barely fit into those so could only really safely just float about rather than actually swim/mess about with the sprogs.
    Your sprogs, I hope?
  • Decks 3 May 2021 12:48:30 29,821 posts
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    Must have been some erection to split them down the front.
  • dominalien 3 May 2021 12:51:51 10,476 posts
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    You put on someone else’s trunks they fished out of a drain? Brave.
  • SolidSCB 3 May 2021 12:56:09 15,772 posts
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    Nature's way of telling you to get some bloody shorts.
  • Tonka 3 May 2021 12:58:47 31,801 posts
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    I bought a new pair of trainers on-line. They were 50% off so I used the money I saved to pay for the other 50%.

    Free shoes.
  • JamboWayOh 3 May 2021 13:54:14 23,838 posts
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    What?
  • Nexus_6 3 May 2021 14:01:07 6,021 posts
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    Shoe Shops Hate This Technique!
  • LegendaryApe 3 May 2021 14:08:17 2,422 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Must have been some erection to split them down the front.
    That orange plastic flotation device from Baywatch was based off his knob. Even the colour and handles.

    He used to say "my cock's like a buoy" but he kept getting arrested.
  • Vortex808 3 May 2021 14:24:37 15,143 posts
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    What a wanchor.
  • LegendaryApe 3 May 2021 14:27:56 2,422 posts
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    Yep he's really full of ship
  • Decks 3 May 2021 14:28:29 29,821 posts
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    Unless you're there on your own doing lengths swimming trunks really do make you look like a pervert. I certainly wouldn't be "playing with the sprogs" with a little pair of apple packers on.
  • monkman76 3 May 2021 14:29:39 18,583 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Shoe Shops Hate This Technique!
    :D
  • Load_2.0 3 May 2021 15:48:19 33,075 posts
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    There's a reason abandon their swimwear to lost property. I'm not saying they were piss or shit encrusted and full of pubic lice but that's definitely what happened.
  • Rum_Monkey 3 May 2021 16:18:28 2,711 posts
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    I'd rather go balls out and get arrested than wear lost property skundies.
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