I'm going to rob a casino and need 10 sidekicks

  • Tonka 28 Feb 2013 08:03:14 27,659 posts
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    Hello all, I just saw that someone has built a casino in Minecraft www.bitvegas.net

    My first thought was to rob them blind. But I need a crew of experts to do it. Please post why I should let YOU in on the deal below.
  • heyyo 28 Feb 2013 08:04:45 14,356 posts
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    because there's always room for family?
  • Ged42 28 Feb 2013 08:13:09 7,985 posts
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    I'll be the ruggedly handsome one, who charms the pants off the lady security staff.
  • grey_matters 28 Feb 2013 08:14:22 4,367 posts
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    Because I won't try to subsequently rob the rest of the team blind with a fiendishly cunning plan that settles old scores as an added benefit. No sir.
  • Ziz0u 28 Feb 2013 08:19:27 11,006 posts
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    I'll be Don Cheadle.

    That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
  • THFourteen 28 Feb 2013 08:33:33 47,918 posts
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    I will be Brad Pitt
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 08:36:40 21,199 posts
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    I'll woo any female members of the security staff, buying you 70 vital seconds to pull off the heist.
  • cubbymoore 28 Feb 2013 08:39:27 36,677 posts
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    I will inspire most of the fanfic.
  • magicpanda 28 Feb 2013 08:39:38 14,722 posts
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    I'll be the Wild Card.

  • Triggerhappytel 28 Feb 2013 08:47:47 2,694 posts
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    I'll be Optimus Prime:



    Edited by Triggerhappytel at 08:52:06 28-02-2013
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 08:53:32
    I'll be the loveable screw up.
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 08:55:12 21,199 posts
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    Take higgins and while everyone in the building is taking turns giving him a kicking you can slip by unnoticed.
  • THFourteen 28 Feb 2013 09:01:48 47,918 posts
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    Take a Wii U and whilst everyone is distracted searching for any good games for it, sneak in and steal the money.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:06:26
    Take your gaming rig and wear a Quake tshirt and everyone will do their best to not see you. Easy.
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