I'm going to rob a casino and need 10 sidekicks

  • Tonka 28 Feb 2013 08:03:14 31,562 posts
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    Hello all, I just saw that someone has built a casino in Minecraft www.bitvegas.net

    My first thought was to rob them blind. But I need a crew of experts to do it. Please post why I should let YOU in on the deal below.
  • heyyo 28 Feb 2013 08:04:45 14,356 posts
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    because there's always room for family?
  • Ged42 28 Feb 2013 08:13:09 7,985 posts
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    I'll be the ruggedly handsome one, who charms the pants off the lady security staff.
  • grey_matters 28 Feb 2013 08:14:22 5,377 posts
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    Because I won't try to subsequently rob the rest of the team blind with a fiendishly cunning plan that settles old scores as an added benefit. No sir.
  • Ziz0u 28 Feb 2013 08:19:27 11,006 posts
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    I'll be Don Cheadle.

    That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
  • THFourteen 28 Feb 2013 08:33:33 53,863 posts
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    I will be Brad Pitt
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 08:36:40 23,739 posts
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    I'll woo any female members of the security staff, buying you 70 vital seconds to pull off the heist.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 08:39:27
    I will inspire most of the fanfic.
  • magicpanda 28 Feb 2013 08:39:38 15,086 posts
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    I'll be the Wild Card.

  • Triggerhappytel 28 Feb 2013 08:47:47 2,696 posts
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    I'll be Optimus Prime:



    Edited by Triggerhappytel at 08:52:06 28-02-2013
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 08:53:32
    I'll be the loveable screw up.
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 08:55:12 23,739 posts
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    Take higgins and while everyone in the building is taking turns giving him a kicking you can slip by unnoticed.
  • THFourteen 28 Feb 2013 09:01:48 53,863 posts
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    Take a Wii U and whilst everyone is distracted searching for any good games for it, sneak in and steal the money.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:06:26
    Take your gaming rig and wear a Quake tshirt and everyone will do their best to not see you. Easy.
  • Decks 31 Jul 2020 12:52:01 28,426 posts
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    I'm a big fan of online casinos Kanasnan. Only problem is I lose too much money in them HA HA HAAA.

    Are there any online casinos you could recommend Kanasnan?
  • neilka 31 Jul 2020 13:32:27 23,739 posts
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    I've heard that all online casinos are run by paedophile rings, is this true user Kanasnan?
  • KD 31 Jul 2020 13:51:49 3,196 posts
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    @neilka it's the users not the owners
  • PazJohnMitch 31 Jul 2020 14:02:58 16,569 posts
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    I cannot think of any links between casinos and paedophilia but I wish her well.
  • LegendaryApe 31 Jul 2020 14:04:14 2,263 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Hello all, I just saw that someone has built a casino in Minecraft www.bitvegas.net

    My first thought was to rob them blind. But I need a crew of experts to do it. Please post why I should let YOU in on the deal below.
    How did this go??
  • AnnaMurray75NSA 12 Aug 2020 20:44:45 1 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I'm a big fan of online casinos Kanasnan. Only problem is I lose too much money in them HA HA HAAA.

    Are there any online casinos you could recommend Kanasnan?
    Me too, I think this is what casino do, steal our money, heh. Most of the time, everyone, who starts to play, loses except the casino.. of course. To win at the casino is a rare accident, but it happens. People talk a lot about winning and never mention how much they lose. If people won as much as they say they did, the casinos would go bankrupt. But despite all this, people continue to play in casinos, including me. It can be fun, and if you do not mind to lose your money, you can have a good time playing. I've been playing on this platform a lot lately https://clubvip777.com/. There is a large selection of arcade and mini games, slots and poker tables.

    Edited by AnnaMurray75NSA at 21:20:31 19-08-2020
  • RawShark 13 Aug 2020 14:23:37 1,495 posts
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    Rick you son of a bitch. I'm in!
  • Mola_Ram 13 Aug 2020 14:37:16 25,161 posts
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    Which pill should I take?
  • Crocoboco 13 Aug 2020 15:32:06 20 posts
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    Judging by the offline site I guess you guys actually did it. Was it worth it?
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