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Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:09:16

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sport 28 Feb 2013 09:11:59 14,552 posts
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Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P

SClaw 28 Feb 2013 09:12:19 826 posts
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Would.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:12:57

sport wrote:
Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P

Lol. He is very strict isn't he.

RichDC 28 Feb 2013 09:18:24 7,855 posts
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Hmm, whilst the other thread was busy going into meltdown last night, I managed to get myself a date for next week.

/feeling good

Edited by Megapocalypse at 09:24:12 28-02-2013

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:19:04

Next? Date?

nickthegun 28 Feb 2013 09:22:26 74,956 posts
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Next Directory. Hes ordering some socks. Feels good.

Alastair 28 Feb 2013 09:23:35 22,423 posts
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nickthegun wrote:
Next Directory. Hes ordering some socks. Feels good.

And masturbating over the lingerie section.

Isn't that what everyone does with the Next directory...

RichDC 28 Feb 2013 09:23:44 7,855 posts
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My big proud moment; ruined!

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:24:03

Pepsipop wrote:

sport wrote:
Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P
Lol. He is very strict isn't he.

Got it in one!

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 09:27:48 49,960 posts
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Anyone here want a date? As in with me. I'm a gentleman.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:29:32

Good luck with your date.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:32:26

Syrette wrote:
Anyone here want a date? As in with me. I'm a gentleman.

Sure, do you like it up the arse or in the ear?

Salaman 28 Feb 2013 09:32:41 23,219 posts
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Did the last few pages in the original thread just get culled? There was a whole lot more there when I was perusing it last night. The whole bukkake discussion is gone. :-)

I reckon spring is in the air. I'm starting to feel allergies coming up and women are starting to message me. I'm now in message exchange with five. Three a bit more involved. Waiting on a date for a date with one.

To be honest I'd much rather the German girl I was talking to at a social drink last week would just go out with me. She ignored my invite for cocktails but we're playing squash together the weekend after next.

cubbymoore 28 Feb 2013 09:32:54 36,709 posts
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I'm so glad I saved that pic.

Ziz0u 28 Feb 2013 09:34:22 11,006 posts
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Straight to the wank-bank.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:41:11

I love how I'm the dictator when you lot are like pre-pubescent school boys.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:41:40

I only get fatties send me messages. This is depressing.

sport 28 Feb 2013 09:46:07 14,552 posts
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HairyArse wrote:
I love how I'm the dictator when you lot are like pre-pubescent school boys.

like?

cubbymoore 28 Feb 2013 09:46:51 36,709 posts
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HairyArse wrote:
I love how I'm the dictator when you lot like pre-pubescent school boys.

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 09:49:26 49,960 posts
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That wasn't actually Pepsi you guys

Alastair 28 Feb 2013 10:00:26 22,423 posts
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You don't say...!

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:01:09

I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.

neilka 28 Feb 2013 10:03:35 21,810 posts
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Did you used to be on the game PP?

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 10:04:45 49,960 posts
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Pepsipop wrote:
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.

Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:05:30

You know, all the do I call him yet or who is this girl friend of his etc etc.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:06:24

Syrette wrote:

Pepsipop wrote:
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.
Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?

Married with 3 kids, not a good catch I'm afraid.

ZuluHero 28 Feb 2013 10:07:11 6,587 posts
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Call who? The monkey? I'm confused...