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Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:09:16

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sport 28 Feb 2013 09:11:59 15,563 posts
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Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P

SClaw 28 Feb 2013 09:12:19 826 posts
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Would.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:12:57

sport wrote:
Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P

Lol. He is very strict isn't he.

RichDC 28 Feb 2013 09:18:24 8,684 posts
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Hmm, whilst the other thread was busy going into meltdown last night, I managed to get myself a date for next week.

/feeling good

Edited by Megapocalypse at 09:24:12 28-02-2013

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:19:04

Next? Date?

nickthegun 28 Feb 2013 09:22:26 80,114 posts
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Next Directory. Hes ordering some socks. Feels good.

Alastair 28 Feb 2013 09:23:35 24,120 posts
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nickthegun wrote:
Next Directory. Hes ordering some socks. Feels good.

And masturbating over the lingerie section.

Isn't that what everyone does with the Next directory...

RichDC 28 Feb 2013 09:23:44 8,684 posts
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My big proud moment; ruined!

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:24:03

Pepsipop wrote:

sport wrote:
Found HairyArse's Match profile pic ;-P
Lol. He is very strict isn't he.

Got it in one!

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 09:27:48 50,451 posts
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Anyone here want a date? As in with me. I'm a gentleman.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:29:32

Good luck with your date.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:32:26

Syrette wrote:
Anyone here want a date? As in with me. I'm a gentleman.

Sure, do you like it up the arse or in the ear?

Salaman 28 Feb 2013 09:32:41 23,766 posts
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Did the last few pages in the original thread just get culled? There was a whole lot more there when I was perusing it last night. The whole bukkake discussion is gone. :-)

I reckon spring is in the air. I'm starting to feel allergies coming up and women are starting to message me. I'm now in message exchange with five. Three a bit more involved. Waiting on a date for a date with one.

To be honest I'd much rather the German girl I was talking to at a social drink last week would just go out with me. She ignored my invite for cocktails but we're playing squash together the weekend after next.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:32:54

I'm so glad I saved that pic.

Ziz0u 28 Feb 2013 09:34:22 11,006 posts
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Straight to the wank-bank.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:41:11

I love how I'm the dictator when you lot are like pre-pubescent school boys.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:41:40

I only get fatties send me messages. This is depressing.

sport 28 Feb 2013 09:46:07 15,563 posts
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HairyArse wrote:
I love how I'm the dictator when you lot are like pre-pubescent school boys.

like?

Deleted user 28 February 2013 09:46:51

HairyArse wrote:
I love how I'm the dictator when you lot like pre-pubescent school boys.

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 09:49:26 50,451 posts
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That wasn't actually Pepsi you guys

Alastair 28 Feb 2013 10:00:26 24,120 posts
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You don't say...!

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:01:09

I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.

neilka 28 Feb 2013 10:03:35 23,000 posts
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Did you used to be on the game PP?

Syrette 28 Feb 2013 10:04:45 50,451 posts
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Pepsipop wrote:
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.

Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:05:30

You know, all the do I call him yet or who is this girl friend of his etc etc.

Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:06:24

Syrette wrote:

Pepsipop wrote:
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.
Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?

Married with 3 kids, not a good catch I'm afraid.

ZuluHero 28 Feb 2013 10:07:11 7,952 posts
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Call who? The monkey? I'm confused...