Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 573

  • Salaman 15 Jun 2016 09:55:31 24,162 posts
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    On an unrelated topic. Were's quaddy's epic story!?
  • devil_badger 15 Jun 2016 09:59:10 812 posts
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    Glad to hear it's going well for ya! After all that uncertainty at the start too, fantastic!

    Edited by devil_badger at 10:00:00 15-06-2016
  • Ziz0u 15 Jun 2016 10:03:23 11,006 posts
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    Cheers, devil. Feeling more positive. She's with her brother today. Shame, I don't want them to fight so I'm hoping they have a cool day. Asked her to not be off to him if possible. Only way this 'break' is gonna work.

    Anyway, onto Quaddy indeed.
  • Psiloc 15 Jun 2016 11:11:58 6,366 posts
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    @quadfather I summon thee.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 11:17:15
    What the hell does YOLO mean by the way?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 15 Jun 2016 11:19:16 23,013 posts
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    Young and Old Love Oral.
  • Rivuzu 15 Jun 2016 11:22:11 18,424 posts
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    Yurt Outhouses Look Odd.
  • jaangus 15 Jun 2016 11:40:45 5,405 posts
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    @Rivuzu not if you are from Mongolia ;)
  • Rivuzu 15 Jun 2016 11:41:23 18,424 posts
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    I've got the first four letters down.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 11:42:11
    You're Overlooking Le Obvious
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 11:45:21
    Just an update. I got home from work last night and the girl I dumped on Monday was stood outside my flat door. She lives 150 miles away.

    I'd told her the previous night that it wasn't a good idea for us to see each other, but she just came up anyway without my knowledge or permission.

    I let her stay and obviously shagged her because I'm a fucking idiot. A class A fucking idiot.

    In limbo again now. I'm basically going to have to dump her again and be brutal this time.

    I'm never using tinder again.
  • Tryhard 15 Jun 2016 11:55:36 12,014 posts
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    Life is strange, should be this thread title, based on a game to.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:08:04
    I came home from work once and an ex from a few months prior was sitting on the couch pretending everything was still cool.

    Fun times, I didn't even recall giving them a key, but let's not get bogged down into why the fucking hell the building manager let them in
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:09:53
    I asked how she got in. She waited until someone got in the front door, and the secure fire doors on my corridor have been disabled the last week so she got in there free and easy also.

    I was looking forward to moving on and getting on with shit this time yesterday, not I'm fucked again because I put my ding dong in her again.
  • Tryhard 15 Jun 2016 12:13:59 12,014 posts
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    Fucked, and ding dong, usually go hand in hand.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:19:12
    She drove for three hours and 150 miles for your willy.

    Who said romance was dead.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:24:52
    I couldn't deal with a night of face to face trauma (after Monday's Skype effort) so I basically acquiesced and said we can try for a bit and see how it goes. I still know it's not right and isn't going anywhere.

    I think she is aware of this too, but doesn't want to admit it's over.

    Going to give it a couple of weeks and if things aren't drastically improved I'm going to have to do it again and be more clinical/move to another country.

    Edited by MH-RobJenx at 12:27:09 15-06-2016
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:27:04
    You should consider fucking your best mates 19 year old sister to make sure she gets the message that it's over.
  • Tryhard 15 Jun 2016 12:28:56 12,014 posts
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    This is going to turn into a stalker affair, i can smell it.
  • Psiloc 15 Jun 2016 12:29:35 6,366 posts
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    MH-RobJenx wrote:
    Just an update. I got home from work last night and the girl I dumped on Monday was stood outside my flat door. She lives 150 miles away.
    Heh. A mate of mine once woke up first thing in the morning to find his recent ex just standing there watching him.

    Bitches be cray.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:30:19
    @whatfruit - Ha! They had a party at work the other day for the start of the Euro's which I didn't attend, but my mate text me saying a 22 year old was asking about me (I'm 32).

    All aboard the Zizou train!

    Edited by MH-RobJenx at 12:38:54 15-06-2016
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:33:39
    I'm worried I may be in here soon lamenting my woes I have been seeing a girl I met off the internet for the last couple months things have been going well. But over the last couple of weeks she has shown cracks of mental instability.

    For example I was at her house on Sunday it was 10pm said I better be heading home and she broke down into tears. When I asked what was wrong she said she didn't want me to go.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:35:23
    Tinder by any chance?

    90% of the women I've been on dates with from there have been fruit cakes.

    They probably think the same of me.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:37:53
    Not Tinder okcupid. I haven't used tinder since I met a girl who after two months of dating casually informed me that she had two kids and her ex was currently in prison for aggravated burglary.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:38:16
    Yup.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:40:59
    Had an 18 year old girl I knew from the pub who once knocked on my door to talk about her computer problems and as I was stupid (I'd been playing games and drinking a bottle of wine) I thought this made perfect sense and I let her in. A while later I had to physically throw her out after she said "I'd been leading her on" and she expected something from me. Next morning I woke to dozens of missed calls from her and to find my car wiper's ripped off. Had to eventually involve the police to stop the harassment that followed as she wouldn't leave me alone until I did.
  • sport 15 Jun 2016 12:42:55 17,064 posts
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    EG clearly has a teen problem.
  • Deleted user 15 June 2016 12:44:35
    Fucking hell. I'm going to buy a stab vest, tickets to Alaska and a new face.
  • Dougs 15 Jun 2016 12:48:18 100,414 posts
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    I once had a girl who I worked with go through my pants draw, when I let her crash at mine (I slept on the sofa) and then make a complaint of sexual harassment at work against me, because I refused to sleep with her. She would have been filthy but I knew she was a mental so for once didn't let my cock rule my head.
  • Tryhard 15 Jun 2016 12:50:31 12,014 posts
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    As quaddy will tell you, wait till you get in the realms of ex-wives. Woah mumma, that's a whole new crazy ball game.
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