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Rivuzu 27 Jun 2016 10:46:00 18,424 posts
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I had not, no.

Mostly because around here (Essex), that's the only type of woman available.

Tryhard 27 Jun 2016 10:46:53 12,014 posts
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Sandbag tits are what i bury my head in when the bombs drop. 😇

quadfather 27 Jun 2016 10:47:19 39,071 posts
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Ziz0u wrote:
You're right, quad (and everyone else).

I'm overcompensating and behaving like a teen because she obviously does... since she is one and all. I didn't realize how much so until I read back what I post on here and cringe.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing isn't it

Yeah, go and have a look at your earlier posts about this to see what we mean.

Power of the tits is not to be underestimated.

Sharz 27 Jun 2016 11:04:43 2,121 posts
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Ziz0u wrote:
Despite my posts on here, I'm actually really mature about this kinda stuff.

The only people that say they are really mature are teenagers who think they are mature.� You cannot label maturity that easily, everyone that is mature knows that

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Ziz0u 27 Jun 2016 11:08:41 11,006 posts
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I regret calling myself mature because I know I'm not in a lot of ways in this situation, but fair enough to everyone calling me out on it

I just meant for example, she was so cut up about last night and pretty much assumed I was going to 'break up with her' for it, but it never crossed my mind. I know how minor it is. It was something I hadn't experienced before and it did feel shitty, but it wasn't exactly a deal-breaker (unless she's still hitting it).

Deleted user 27 June 2016 11:10:59

What Quaddy said. I've called people by an ex's name before, its all to easy when you're tired and not thinking straight and your brain is in neutral. Really surprised you didn't laugh it off and concerned you're actually considering finding everything about the guy.

I don't think anyone is ever fully mature... not until the moment they draw their last breath. Younger me was a right pillock and I'm pretty sure current me is too.

Deleted user 27 June 2016 11:13:22

Ziz0u wrote:
(unless she's still hitting it).

Why exactly would you even think that? Sounds like she has gone through a fuckload with her brother to be with you and wants you to meet all her friends and you two to be an item and you still think she might be screwing an ex (Edit: brief fling) in her spare time? Seriously?

Edited by Legate at 11:14:02 27-06-2016

Ziz0u 27 Jun 2016 11:22:46 11,006 posts
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That was sarcasm

. I don't really think that. Don't want to know details, it was just a bit weird and I'm leaving it at that. I was surprised how much it bothered me more in that it drove home how much I like her. I mean, she is my girlfriend so maybe I'm being really unhealthy the way the relationship is progressing but my brain is holding back.

Deleted user 27 June 2016 11:29:09

Maybe stop thinking and start just being? Yes you might regret something and be making a mistake and get hurt and and... but at least enjoy it and chill out a little.

And apologies, sarcasm is hard to pick up in writing sometimes...especially in this place.

Anyway, what do I know, I really was an utter pillock when I was younger

AboutHalfaStevas 27 Jun 2016 11:40:15 2,765 posts
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Still not believing what I'm reading here.

But at least it ain't whining about the vote ("wah wah, turns out all along I've been living among utter retards - who knew?" Yeah, I FUCKING DID.)

By the way, you ain't coming across as either mature, or, for that matter, a non cunt here. I realise you're somewhat cuntfused (that new vagina smell, right?), but maybe just think a bit about what you're saying. "I don't really care, but imma gonna go find out who he is" is right up there with "hey you buncha almost complete strangers, give me advice on this relationship stuff; I am totes mature about it though, aight?"

I know, you're a bloke, in a flap, over some fresh flap.

But I'm really starting to feel for the girl now (that's the other person, by the way). Is this what you humans call ( tilts head slightly)... pity?

Ziz0u 27 Jun 2016 11:50:27 11,006 posts
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Stevas, you tell it like it is.

I throw my hands up and admit it and lay my thought process out there and realize my mistakes.

Tryhard 27 Jun 2016 11:53:22 12,014 posts
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You can't see the shit stains on your own underwear until you hang it on the washing line. So there is that.

quadfather 27 Jun 2016 12:45:10 39,071 posts
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Profound

LegendaryApe 27 Jun 2016 17:36:27 2,500 posts
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Rivuzu wrote:

tits and teeth and everything
Is that your new sex tape name?

I thought it was Broomhandle Bangarang?

RyanDS 28 Jun 2016 08:33:05 14,074 posts
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Anyone else noticed on Tinder these days that there seem to be a lot less bios than previous?

It seems 50% + of the woman I look at just have pictures and no text.

Trafford 28 Jun 2016 14:10:40 9,359 posts
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Blame the schools.

Trafford 18 Jul 2016 22:53:10 9,359 posts
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I've had a freaky couple of weeks :/

retro74 18 Jul 2016 22:55:06 3,802 posts
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Tell us about it

This thread sort of died a death when quaddy settled down

challenge_hanukkah 18 Jul 2016 22:58:52 14,400 posts
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Is Zizou's kiddywink on her school holidays now?

Trafford 18 Jul 2016 23:00:56 9,359 posts
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It's gonna take a mammoth post that I need to think about. It involves ex wife, kids and a messy break up last weekend that I'm fee utter shit about now

Deleted user 18 July 2016 23:07:54

Wait, quaddy settled down?

With the Mayor?

Is that why noone posts to this thread anymore?

retro74 18 Jul 2016 23:21:10 3,802 posts
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@GarlVinland yes seems that way - he said this weeks ago

"I have found myself in the position where when I go to my girlfriends house, she pours me a beer and I sit down.

Far as I'm concerned that's all I'll ever need."

Probably off on holiday with her now and planning their wedding

Salaman 19 Jul 2016 07:36:05 24,162 posts
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Trafford wrote:
It's gonna take a mammoth post that I need to think about. It involves ex wife, kids and a messy break up last weekend that I'm fee utter shit about now

Messy break up from the bitty across the road?
Come on man! Typing it all out will be cathartic!

Speaking of typing it all out ... how is Ziz0u?

Edited by Salaman at 07:36:23 19-07-2016

quadfather 19 Jul 2016 08:03:09 39,071 posts
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retro74 wrote:
@GarlVinland yes seems that way - he said this weeks ago

"I have found myself in the position where when I go to my girlfriends house, she pours me a beer and I sit down.

Far as I'm concerned that's all I'll ever need."

Probably off on holiday with her now and planning their wedding

Hah, funnily enough I'm reading your post from lanzarote on holiday with the girlfriend!

quadfather 19 Jul 2016 08:03:31 39,071 posts
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I'm reading it, that is. Not her

TheMayorOfJugs 19 Jul 2016 08:27:29 6,489 posts
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Maybe quads just finally cracked and his 'girlfriend' who 'pours him beers' and 'gives amazing handjobs' and 'kind of resembles a sock puppet' is secretly just a sock puppet?

Ziz0u 19 Jul 2016 08:57:37 11,006 posts
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Salaman wrote:

Trafford wrote:
It's gonna take a mammoth post that I need to think about. It involves ex wife, kids and a messy break up last weekend that I'm fee utter shit about now
Messy break up from the bitty across the road?
Come on man! Typing it all out will be cathartic!

Speaking of typing it all out ... how is Ziz0u?

You go first, Trafford. I have an update in me. Mostly positive. Yours sounds more important to get out of your system though.

Trafford 19 Jul 2016 08:58:35 9,359 posts
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Nice one, enjoy the holiday Quad man.

I am feeling like shit after breaking up with a woman I've been seeing nearly 6 months. Her with the 6 kids, eldest of 11 herself.
I feel like I've picked her up and dropped her badly.
Really nice woman, heart of gold and we got on really well. Problem was that after a few too many drinks she had the habit of getting abusive with me, would accuse me of cheating on her and just went on like a stuck record. I was also getting grief of her ex partner, another ranting alcoholic.

Also in the last 2 weeks I've had the odd text and phone chat with the ex wife, stuff like Brexit and "Me and Mark are finished for good now, thank God".. She moved down to North Staffordshire back in October to be closer to a bloke she'd met and been dating for the last 2 years. I was devastated at the time but the kids are going to a good secondary school and she's bought a house in a nice rural location. Something that we'd always planned to do.

So after my gf started getting lairy with me on Friday I just thought, what the fuck I am ending this . I then had to sit there until 3 am while she ranted at me. More the next day also, it was messy and I'll spare you the details.

Then I get a message from ex wife saying she's in
the police station and her fella ( they originally broke up back in February, but have had a few try
agains) was being interviewed about an assault on her.

Sunday I find out he's been charged and this has
been going on since she moved down to be
closer to him. Prior to that he was more into
coercive control.

We've spoken a bit since and she's suggested the 4 of us try spending time together as a family again. It's been nearly 4 years since we split and there has been a lot of bitter rows in that time.
This could be the chance of reconciliation though.

tl,dr
So feeling like shit for dumping someone from a great height, but also a bit giddy at the thought of getting back with someone. I could be very wrong about the latter though.

devil_badger 19 Jul 2016 09:07:41 812 posts
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Oh man.

Whenever I've had chances to rekindle with an ex I always remind myself there's a reason why we broke up in the first place. And it's usually not a good reason.

But then I don't have a family or anything to consider. Or know anything about your own personal situation.

Don't consider this any kind of advice, just rambling my thoughts

retro74 19 Jul 2016 09:10:53 3,802 posts
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@quadfather Great stuff quaddy, if anyone deserves a bit of happiness from this thread of carnage it's you!

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